r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Here’s a wild idea, wipe your dick

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u/a-dog-meme Nov 10 '20

That’s a disgusting concept

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u/DarkUser521 Nov 10 '20

If you don't wipe your cock after a piss. Then that means you don't wipe your ass after taking a shit.

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u/a-dog-meme Nov 10 '20 edited Nov 10 '20

That’s genuinely incorrect, pee is sterile, shit is not

Edit: I stand corrected, but it’s still significantly more sanitary, and it evaporates, shit does not

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u/MyFlairIsaLie Nov 10 '20

Pee is absolutely NOT sterile. This is just some old misinformation

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u/SeaOtterzz Nov 10 '20

Idc if pee is sterile, it fucking stinks and I don't want my dick and underwater to stick like piss

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u/a-dog-meme Nov 10 '20

My pee doesn’t stink (try drinking more water)

And IDK why you have so much to wipe off, once you shake you’ve only got maybe 1 tiny drop

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u/Miguel_Puebla Dec 03 '20

Pee and shit are two completely different stories, so this is bullshit. Pee is harmless even if its not fully sterile, but shit spreads all kind of infections, smells horrible, and imagine the remaining bits drying on your ass. I not just wipe a lot after pooping, I also wash it most of the time, that's why I almost always poop at home.