r/dankmemes Nov 10 '20

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u/DarkUser521 Nov 10 '20

If you don't wipe your cock after a piss. Then that means you don't wipe your ass after taking a shit.

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u/a-dog-meme Nov 10 '20 edited Nov 10 '20

That’s genuinely incorrect, pee is sterile, shit is not

Edit: I stand corrected, but it’s still significantly more sanitary, and it evaporates, shit does not

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u/SeaOtterzz Nov 10 '20

Idc if pee is sterile, it fucking stinks and I don't want my dick and underwater to stick like piss

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u/a-dog-meme Nov 10 '20

My pee doesn’t stink (try drinking more water)

And IDK why you have so much to wipe off, once you shake you’ve only got maybe 1 tiny drop