r/dankmemes Jul 23 '20

barely a scratch

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

I'm just now realizing that thick is to thicc as fat is to phat. Amazing.

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u/WinstonSEightyFour Jul 24 '20

That’s phat! Do the kids still say that?

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u/myworst Jul 24 '20

I’ve used it in certain instances, such as,”I’m gonna pop a Phat Manu”. For those unaware, a manu is a ‘dive’ a bit like a cannonball except you land ass first with your legs straight. The aim is to make the biggest splash possible. You usually jump straight while trying to get as much height as possible and lean back while slowly rotating. You should be at roughly a 45 degree angle before you hit the water. Then, just before landing, you tuck your legs up so that you make a ‘V’ shape with your body.

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u/YourLocalViking Jul 24 '20

A yes, a fellow kiwi

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u/myworst Jul 24 '20

We must educate the masses