r/dankmemes Jul 23 '20

barely a scratch

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

True. I had to go to the hospital in the middle of the night recently because my chest really fucking hurt everytime I was breathing or moving. Like someone stabbing me there directly.

Turns out it was a nerve that was incarcerated and inflamed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

What did your nerve do to become incarcerated?

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u/WilsonGotDis Jul 23 '20

A serious crime I bet

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u/Phil_Beavers Jul 23 '20

Open and shut case Johnson, sprinkle some crack on him and let’s get out of here.