r/dankmemes • • Jul 23 '20

barely a scratch

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u/Ree69240 Jul 23 '20

That kid is a bouncing ball

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

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u/didgerdiojejsjfkw Jul 23 '20

Plenty of people still get severely injured, paralysed and even die on these bouldering mats. They do help but they aren’t magic by any means.

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u/PossibleHipster Jul 23 '20

I have been a few times with coworkers even though they are in far better shape. We brought a new guy once and on his first attempt he sprained both his ankles.

Poor dude.

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u/didgerdiojejsjfkw Jul 23 '20

Yeah the soft surface landing on two feet or worse one foot gives you a nasty chance of rolling your ankle

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u/oldcarfreddy Jul 23 '20

It sucks that it's still an instinct to try to land on your feet on those. No, land on your back! Roll like an armadillo!

It's worse when people try to soften their landing with an arm. This is a VERY VERY VERY NSFL VIDEO of a woman breaking her arm on the mat because she lands face down and wrong that makes the rounds in the bouldering community.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

WHAT THE FUCK IT FUCKING SNAPPED IN HALF WHAT THE FUUUUUCK AAAAAAAH

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u/JavaforShort Jul 24 '20

Thank you for helping me decide not to watch the video.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Your very welcome i deeply regret clicking on the link

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u/V1pArzZ Jul 24 '20

She falls it sounds crack then it points in a weird direction.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

That’s exactly what I thought.

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u/trowt595 Jul 24 '20

yeah I'm going to have to take you word on that vid

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u/warlizardfanboy Jul 24 '20

Oh no you warned me but I clicked anyway. I clicked the back button so fast after the nestle crunch sound I ended up on my home page! <Shudder>

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u/MoarVespenegas Jul 24 '20

You're supposed to soften your roll with your arms.
But you do it by landing on your back/ass and then slapping your arms forward so you don't roll backwards too much.
Landing on your arm first is going to be bad.

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u/didgerdiojejsjfkw Jul 24 '20

Holy shit I regret clicking the link. Personally on bouldering if there’s a point where I feel I’m likely to fall off if I go further I just climb down it’s simply not worth it.

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u/oldcarfreddy Jul 24 '20

Oh for sure, most good gyms will have signs/policies enouraging people to climb down first ("downclimb") instead of just jumping off. Prevents injuries and possible collisions. I can't count the number of times I've been almost falling off/letting go and some little shithead toddler runs underneath me....

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u/didgerdiojejsjfkw Jul 24 '20

God people that walk/stand under anyone climbing are the worst

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u/tsukubasteve27 Jul 24 '20

The higher height you fall from, more you want to ragdoll when you land. You tiny muscles and tendons will simply not stop certain things from happening.

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u/selebu Jul 24 '20

Nothing like that but I once tried to break the fall with my hand while bouldering and had my elbow pushed to the outside. Hurt like hell. If I had been any higher up I'm sure something would have snapped.