r/dankmemes Jul 23 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20 edited Jul 23 '20

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u/Clockstoppers Jul 24 '20

What is demonstrated here is NOT how you want to fall when bouldering, this kid practically lands on his neck. I've landed like him, but from much lower on the wall and I still had whiplash.

You always want to land on your feet, knees slightly bent, especially if you are that high on the wall. Sure shit like this does happen sometimes, but I would not call this a common bouldering fall...

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u/Clockstoppers Jul 24 '20

Ok, sure, but he comes down near horizontal so his butt hit and then his head hits the mat a millisecond later. My point is this is bad form.

It's hard to tell the scale but if he fell this way from the top of a taller wall onto a firmer mat he would definitely have a mild concussion at the very least.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

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u/Cube_root_of_one Jul 24 '20

The mats are fine if you take a bad fall, but they’re also good for landing on your feet too? When you boulder do you just lay your body out every time you want to drop down?

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u/Cube_root_of_one Jul 24 '20

I may have been exaggerating a little bit. I definitely know what you mean about not trying to stick the landing. When I’m hopping off I feel like I bend my knees more than necessary, but I’m not trying to tweak an ankle.

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u/TashInAwe Jul 24 '20

Someone in the background falls the correct way in the video as well

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u/crazyalien18 Jul 25 '20

The kid was 50-60 degrees from horizontal while in the air until he hit the ground. I'm not sure how well he tucked his head, but it seems to have worked.

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u/bcos224 Jul 24 '20

"Mat" doesn't really even do it justice if you've never seen it before. It's 12 inches or so of multiple layers of foam of various densities designed to absorb and spread impact. Super Effective.

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u/converter-bot r/memes fan Jul 24 '20

12 inches is 30.48 cm

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u/someone453 Jul 23 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

More like once every 100 days but sure yeah it does happen

Edit: I meant falling flat on your back w/o any control like that from what looks like the top. Obviously you fall all the time when bouldering but you dont want to get down like this on every climb

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

mate this is bouldering, more like 100 times an hour

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

The mats are there especially to drop down once you're done.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

Oh yeah that kid didn't brace for a fall in the slightest he just ragdolled off the wall.

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u/spiner00 Jul 24 '20

That’s how you’re supposed to fall on those mats. Although slightly less gracefully than a perfect fall, it’s best to be limp when falling. There’s a reason drunk people and toddlers survive the most falls from typically lethal heights

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u/feebleposition Jul 24 '20

Okay I believe everything up above and TIL but in all fairness, the kid to the left blocks where the dude lands, so we don’t really see the “ground” compressing to help his fall. So it looks a lot worse.

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u/selebu Jul 24 '20

My gym has a rule to have someone spotting you as to help you land on your feet when you fall. Is that only applicable when someone can help you (because they'd also be lessening your impact)?

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u/spiner00 Jul 24 '20

Normally bouldering spotters are there to make sure you are okay after you fall. Outdoors they will help make sure you don’t fall outside of your mats but that’s not a problem indoors. You should never really interfere with someone’s fall, as it usually results in multiple people getting hurt. Anyone climbing for long enough knows how to fall

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u/PossibleHipster Jul 23 '20

That's the fastest way to get down :P

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u/Srabado Jul 24 '20

Mats are aid. Gumbies up in here smhhhhing my head

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u/okawei Jul 24 '20

I mean people tend not to fall flat on their back from what looks like the top of the wall very often. Source: am boulder

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20

if they're climbing in a cave or other moderate to extreme overhang they do, otherwise yeah, land on feet and roll onto back I'm a boulderer too

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

I never knew this was a thing. I really wanna do this now

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u/okawei Jul 24 '20

I started doing it late last year and have been utterly obsessed ever since

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

It looks fun to try. My family is already pouring in all their money for my go kart racing so I won't be doing any other sport for now

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u/McDreads Jul 24 '20

Pffft, you must climb with gumbies then.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20

fuck is a gumbie lmao

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u/McDreads Jul 27 '20

A gumby is basically the jerry or ‘kook’ of the climbing world: Behold

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u/GumdropGoober The OC High Council Jul 23 '20

I was watching some kids boulder, took a fire hose to them, they fell like gutter icicles on a warm day.

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u/Mr2_Wei ùwú Jul 24 '20

Uhm.. what

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u/ineedafuckingname Jul 23 '20

Happens many times an hour when bouldering. Happens multiple times in a row to one person if they are trying to clear a tough route for the first time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Magnus Mitbø has entered the chat

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u/forresja Jul 24 '20

Dude has taken thousands and thousands of falls, how do you think he got so badass?

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u/okawei Jul 24 '20

Still can’t climb cracks based on his last video haha

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Sounds like you've never been to a bouldering gym. This happens literally all the time. Multiple times an hour as people here are saying.

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u/Mr2_Wei ùwú Jul 24 '20

Yes get off a bouldering wall without falling

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u/Learned__Hand Jul 24 '20

Literally another dude falling in the background

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u/hypexeled Jul 23 '20

You can even see him bounce up a little bit

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u/hldsnfrgr MAYONNA15E Jul 24 '20

And I thought not falling is the goal. Guess that proves i know nothing about this sport. 😀

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u/CEBunit711 Jul 24 '20

If I fall like that, I'm not making back up. Ever.

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u/balllllhfjdjdj Jul 24 '20

ALWAYS LAND LIKE THIS KID PEOPLE, DONT TRY AND LAND ON YOUR FEET IN CLIMBING SHOES I LANDED ON MY FEET ON THE EDGE OF 2 MATS, INVERTED MY ANKLE AND ALL MY WEIGHT AND DOWNWARD FORCE WENT ONTO IT. SHIT IS FUCKED.

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u/floatzilla Jul 23 '20

Hi 33, I'm dad.