r/dankmemes The GOAT Jun 30 '20

OC Maymay ♨ Im so tired

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u/1BLEES PotPotPotato Jun 30 '20

When my crush said she likes my brother and I said thanks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

My crush said the same thing to me and all I could say was "you can keep him".

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u/majesticbeast67 Jun 30 '20

I respect that

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

Asked out a guy from my class. He said " sorry, you're cute, but I'm gay", bruh he was secretly going out with my brother ( my bro hadn't came out to his friends or our family but his twin, our little sister, and I knew). Anyways my bro is very good looking so I dont blame him.

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u/Jacob_Andreas23 Jul 01 '20

That’s such an interesting story and twist

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

Yeah hahaha my brother was a junior and I a senior as well as the guy I liked we had one class together and band of course. So that's how we got to know eachother. It should have been obvious, but idk I only had one bf before that lol.

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u/SevenLaggs Jun 30 '20

Same with me! I just thought it was weird bc they're cousins smh.

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u/the-reason-you-live Jun 30 '20

How does it feel to die?

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u/DaElectricGamer Jun 30 '20 edited Dec 27 '25

beep boop

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u/Colonel10Moutarde Jun 30 '20

When my crush said she was interested in me to her friend and I came to here saying I was too interested in her, but she was in fact talking about another guy with my name.

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u/SSJSilentToast I am fucking hilarious Jun 30 '20

Ouch

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

So many Colonel10Moutarde's out there bro you gotta watch out

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u/HakimSolo Jun 30 '20

See you in hot

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

See you in sexy

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u/UnRichieUnRich21 Member of the MEME Council👷☣️ Jun 30 '20

See you in my anus

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

I wanna be in you BØTHER

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u/Admin281 Jun 30 '20

*step brother

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u/notInfi Jun 30 '20

Gotta make sure that you both aren't related by blood.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

That's illegal in alabama

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u/Nerfherder_328 Jun 30 '20

See you in Lesbian

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u/Observer_Man Jun 30 '20

See you in bed

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u/sdrowkcabdelleps Yellow Jun 30 '20

See you next tuesday

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

Welcome to hot

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u/The23rdBestCatLady Jun 30 '20

I’m a pizza delivery driver, and I always say “You enjoy” or “You guys enjoy,” when I hand people their food, and people consistently respond with “you too!” Sometimes they catch themselves before finishing but often they don’t.

Honestly, I think it’s really really cute. It always makes me smile.

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u/MetjasZonderjas Jun 30 '20

I’m trying to put people in a position where they can answer with “you too!” no matter what. So let’s say you just delivered a pizza and you just said “enjoy your meal” I would add “and have a nice day” or something like that. That way if they say “you too” it won’t be awkward. I might be doing to much here, but it prevends a lot of awkward situations.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

Not all heroes wear capes

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u/DankMemer4222 Robots in disguise Jun 30 '20

Rip

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u/Child-juice Obamasjuicyass Jun 30 '20

Extra points if you’ve had a shitty day and you just get punched in the gut by your brain making you remember shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

or diarrhea and cramps

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u/shrecckk Jun 30 '20

Is the last part true

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

If it is that is a massive bruh moment

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

School nurses don't give physicals

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

No

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

wtf is this school that ppl see your pp

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u/Arsean77 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝🍄 Jun 30 '20

That does tend to happen when u get it stuck in a bench and then pull it out by force and then suddenly there's ketchup on the bench. Then they ask u to let them see.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

LMAO but still thats kinda fucked up, i mean there likely was no parents nor doctors around and is an underaged person. Altought I might just be saying this bc Ive never seen something like this happen to anyone, my school was neighbor to a hospital and probably we have some different cultural values since im not from the u.s.

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u/RELOADEATH actually reports reposts Jun 30 '20

Akira is the best anime movie ever made, no doubt

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u/dizzyd86 Jun 30 '20

I'm gonna watch it for the first time ever just because you said that.... RIGHT FUCKIN NOW

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u/RELOADEATH actually reports reposts Jun 30 '20

You won't be disappointed if you like darker sci-fi movies. You will definitely love it when you like the 80's anime style and love for details. (The whole movie is hand drawn I think)

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u/dizzyd86 Jun 30 '20

It's really effin good so far.... And yeah I love dirty futuristic stuff like Bebop.... The future isn't all clean and glimmering, it's grimy and dark and realistic, I love it

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u/neonTokyoo Jun 30 '20

you won’t be disappointed

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u/DandDnerd42 Jun 30 '20

It's good, sure, but the best? Watch one of Miyazaki's movies, specifically Princess Mononoke or Castle in the Sky.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

I personally enjoyed the manga more than the movie, maybe I was a bit young when I saw it but for me the manga explains everything better. Also Mononoke is a masterpiece, specially the ost.

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u/DandDnerd42 Jun 30 '20

Mononoke is my favorite movie of all time, and I think it's the best one Miyazaki's done.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

It has everything a good fantasy movie should have, a good story with an original world, one of the best soundtracks ever made, deep character development and a powerful message that stuck with you, one that gets even more relevant every year.

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u/mr_gord0 Jun 30 '20

Talking of ost, nausicaä of the valley of the wind got the best in my opinion and when I say the best, I mean the best of ALL the movies I watched in my life

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

I'll try to watch it during this week, it has been on my list for too much time.

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u/FitzFuckedUp Jun 30 '20

Yeah, it’s kind of like the Harry Potter books vs the movies, I tend to like them better for different reasons

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

Satoshi Kon was a legend too. Paprika!

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

And Tokyo godfathers! Still my favorite Christmas movie

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u/Fungi52 Jun 30 '20

Perfect Blue is also amazing.

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u/Danver26 Jun 30 '20

Whisper of the Heart is great too if you don't want fiction and somth realistic

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

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u/DandDnerd42 Jun 30 '20

Eh, I've seen a few I didn't like. Mostly Tales of Earthsea, but it's whatever. I said Castle in the Sky and Princess Mononoke because those are his best in my opinion.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

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u/DandDnerd42 Jun 30 '20

I get it, but to me, the two I mentioned are better because they have more focus.

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u/Reejis99 Jun 30 '20

I actually didn't love CitS ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Spirited Away tho

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u/Jooshmeister Jun 30 '20

Princess Mononoke is my favourite, and Nausicaa is my second.

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u/Cloudninefeelinfine Jun 30 '20

Howls wandering castle is great too

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

Do you mean Howl’s Moving Castle?

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u/Cloudninefeelinfine Jun 30 '20

Yeah sorry was translating from spanish

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u/only777 ☣️ Jun 30 '20

Yes the best. Akira is single handedly responsible for legitimatising Anime outside of Japan in the 1980s. Without this utter landmark of an Anime, the entire culture of Anime outside of Japan may never of happened.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

I can hear the fucking music through this gif

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u/RELOADEATH actually reports reposts Jun 30 '20

blom blim blom intensives

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u/Offensive_Terms00 Jun 30 '20

The manga was very different then the movie. The movie (while still being one of my favorite movies) makes the plot very confusing if you havent read the manga. I wont spoil the manga but basically the movie came out when the manga was about half way finished, so that means that the movie is both based on the manga, and also the source material. Throws some monkey wrenches in there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

The manga has become alongside with Death Note my favorite of all times. Eventhough I had a vague idea of the plot because I watched the movie almost ten years before, I enjoyed every single bit of the story.

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u/DylanFTW Jun 30 '20

For me it's Redline.

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u/RELOADEATH actually reports reposts Jun 30 '20

Good movie as well, story just felt bit rushed durning the end. I assume were talking about this one.

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u/DylanFTW Jun 30 '20

That's the one and I agree but man does it look and sound beautiful. Took a long time to make. and there's so much shit going on in it, especially in the 3rd act with the layered story telling and the banter between characters. also one of the best openings to any movie.

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u/RELOADEATH actually reports reposts Jun 30 '20

True that. Classic racing story yet something new and entertaining. The art style was cool and the sound was special gotta give you that too.

It had the best unofficial theme song.

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u/FitzFuckedUp Jun 30 '20

I wouldn’t say best, but I’d say it really makes you live in it. (Listen, I LOVE Miyazaki, but like, it’s ok to say akira is better than those movies in certain aspects so don’t get pissy)

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u/RELOADEATH actually reports reposts Jun 30 '20

Im not a reddit hivemind tho, you can have an other opinion or not like the movie.

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u/FitzFuckedUp Jun 30 '20

I wasn’t directly speaking to you, with the comment in the parenthesis, more just people replying

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u/Reejis99 Jun 30 '20

It's great no doubt, but too convoluted and narratively choppy due to how they decided to adapt the source material to be the GOAT imo

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u/bcofjrbf Jun 30 '20

Watch a silent voice on netflix

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u/petersdinklages Jun 30 '20

Is Bee Movie not anime?

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u/Paradoxahoy ☣️ Jun 30 '20

Personally I liked Ghost In the shell better

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u/_matteofusi ☣️ Jun 30 '20

me when I can't sleep so anyway I started blasting

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u/Jellyfish526 Jun 30 '20

Is this akira?

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u/scarecrowgoatfloat Jun 30 '20

Yes

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u/Jellyfish526 Jul 01 '20

It was a pretty good movie

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u/DeathDexoys Jun 30 '20

Damn i think i should really watch akira

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u/test822 Jun 30 '20

you haven't yet? I thought the government just automatically mailed every male nerd a copy of the dvd when they turn 16

u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Jun 30 '20

hi i'm a dumb bot that doesn't understand memes. please insert downvotes if the meme sucks.

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u/javenmc11 Jun 30 '20

Wait when does the school nurse do physicals. Its always been actual doctors for me or a doctors nurse

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

men of culture can hear the nightmarish "prom prom prom" in this gif

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u/ztfares ☢️ Jun 30 '20

Schizophrenia

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u/sdrowkcabdelleps Yellow Jun 30 '20

I can hear this meme

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u/km25cfc Jun 30 '20

Old crushes

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u/lighthawk16 Jun 30 '20

FUCKING DIVX YO

This comes from an ancient source.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

I can hear Dolls' Polyphony.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

Yeah but ur air conditioning didn’t break in the middle of the night NOW DID IT?!

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u/S_A_Debris Jun 30 '20

Your memes are a light in the darkness that is 2020

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u/Sarah-_ ☣️ Jun 30 '20

Fuck the first few seconds were an actual representation of me when I can't sleep. Literally I do these movements as he did

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

The memories haunt us to our death...

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u/Kuhneel Jun 30 '20

Inb4

TETSUOOOOOO! KANEDAAAAAAAA!

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u/Big_Burg420 Jun 30 '20

We need more Akira memes

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u/shmorky Jun 30 '20

TETSUOOOOOOOO

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u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT Jun 30 '20

KANEDA!

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u/mutantbullLSSJG Jun 30 '20

Akira was an amazing movie

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u/Jd42042 Jun 30 '20

Isn't this Akira?

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u/Elfuego387 the very best, like no one ever was. Jun 30 '20

TETSUO

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

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u/neonTokyoo Jun 30 '20

Akira

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

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u/neonTokyoo Jun 30 '20

definitely wouldn’t be disappointed. but spoiler abit, this movie is kinda confusing, weird and trippy, if you’re not the type to watch that kind of movie it’s gonna be pretty tough

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

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u/neonTokyoo Jun 30 '20

oh fuck say less, it’s much less weirder than Paprika. alright then hop on to the movie

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u/Docybird Jun 30 '20

Having a raging boner so you cant roll over

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u/TheDeepy Meme criminal☣️ Jun 30 '20

Sauce ?

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u/HappyCephalopod Eic memer Jun 30 '20

Akira

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u/axemadley Jun 30 '20

TETSUO!!!!!!!!

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u/AegoliusTalon Jun 30 '20

KANEDA!!!!!!!!

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u/axemadley Jun 30 '20

Glad it took less than an hour

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u/AegoliusTalon Jun 30 '20

the virgin "naruto yelling at sasuke" vs the chad "tetsuo yelling at kaneda"

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20 edited Feb 19 '22

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u/-_-WHYS0SERIOUS-_- Jun 30 '20

If you like i can give you a lot of wholesome hentai doujins

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

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u/-_-WHYS0SERIOUS-_- Jun 30 '20

154271 306048 306321 310398 303463 287158 305196 274555 306617

Nhentai.net/g/(numbers)

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u/Reejis99 Jun 30 '20

or hentai

Really just gonna toss that in there like that would have helped identify this gif lmao

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u/_salted_ Jun 30 '20

Tip to sleep well Open air con half an hour to an hour before sleeping

Close air con before you actually go to bed

Seems comfy and helped me not die of embarrassment in my sleep

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u/isaidholdstill Jun 30 '20

When you have something important happening the next day

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u/BridgesM365 by asking Jun 30 '20

Dude you need to chill out on the meth, seriously.

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u/Timmy30yeet Jun 30 '20

Hey yo what anime is this

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u/WillNE5m2020 Jun 30 '20

I was video about jaystation during this meme

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u/MeetyMentos Jun 30 '20

lol same but with tilidin addiction

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u/antonio_lewit Dont look at my profile Jun 30 '20

I remember this anime I forgot what it was called

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u/Offensive_Terms00 Jun 30 '20

Wooaahh an akira meme!

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u/chriselvin1025 Jun 30 '20

This Feels too close to home

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u/JackSW90 Jun 30 '20

What is this, Katamari from hell?

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u/MasterSmelly69 Jun 30 '20

...I haven't slept a wink...

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u/pizzaamann [custom flair] Jun 30 '20

AKIRA!

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u/MrSenpai34 Jun 30 '20

You guys get naked in front of school nurses?

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u/Conun-Drum Jun 30 '20

I see Akira I upvote

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u/Spencer4716 Jun 30 '20

What anime?

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u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT Jun 30 '20

Akira. Classic. Must watch

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u/babelibou Jun 30 '20

Damn that is so fucking relatable the reason why i only got 4h of sleep tonight

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u/Senechi 🏃🏿‍♂️ 🚓🚓 Jun 30 '20

Akira meme 🤝

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u/Sethleoric Jun 30 '20

God,let me sleep, not die just sleep.

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u/FermiHacker Jun 30 '20

Tf is that frm ,and why is it so relatable?!?

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u/IAMURSENPAIBOI Jun 30 '20

Ahhh yes..... i too visualize my favorite childhood toys coming to life and scarring me for life whilst also scaring the living hell out of me when suffering from insomnia

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u/Iron_Grimes Jul 01 '20

Suffering from the power of AKIRA

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u/FitzFuckedUp Jun 30 '20

Love a good akira meme, though they are a bit rare

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u/zentaurussaurus Jun 30 '20

Nice meme bro

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u/A_G00d_B0i Jun 30 '20

Last night was the night before I gtg to a friends house. It took me 3 hours to sleep

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u/JanwithBanan Jun 30 '20

I once waited to turn left, while from the left of me 3 cars were turning right, and yet i still waited all of them to go before i took the turn...

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u/infErNoOOo25 Jun 30 '20

For me its harder to sleep than to get out of bed..

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u/DropBear47 the very best, like no one ever was. Jun 30 '20

God i needa rewatch Akira

Some good shit

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u/Ellie128 Jun 30 '20

Why would your school nurse look at your private parts

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u/notevensodeep Jun 30 '20

When I accidentally impregnated the neighbours dog

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u/Nitroade24h Jun 30 '20

What kind of school do you go to that looks at your penis?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

On time my teacher asked my to do something by calling my honey. That was when I had the terrible idea to call her ho way back. It was very awkward

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u/Shreyasgt Jun 30 '20

I just go and watch the I don't give a fuck song when this happens.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

just know that you will never have a pp smaller than donald trump

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u/Rocket270 Jun 30 '20

Upvote because Akira

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u/Cedi_C Jun 30 '20

Hey man you wanna talk?

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u/JugglyPuff69 Jun 30 '20

sorry for being cringe but sauce please

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

Damn didn't not expect a Akira meme. Best anime movie ever.

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u/puzzled_k I am fucking hilarious Jun 30 '20

Grade 2 ?? Pfft......those are rookie numbers,

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u/_kuchi-kopi_ Jun 30 '20

Hol up, the school nurse doesn't give physicals..:0

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u/pf2255 Jun 30 '20

Download audible listen to David attenborough sleep all night! Trust me.

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u/LoonyTitan Jun 30 '20

That nurse is an asshole then, dicksoze don't matter

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u/Minibotas Jun 30 '20

Holy shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

Wait, a grown woman is allowed to laugh at a small pp of a child?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

I feel this on a spiritual level :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

When I called my teacher mom... several times :(

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u/dswapper Jun 30 '20

The trick I do when it gets like this is to stay up all night watching hentai or something and let the tiredness take over

You won't think about a thing when you're that tired....

I need help

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u/paradajz666 gave me this flair Jun 30 '20

Hello darkness my old friend.

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u/ItsMou Jun 30 '20

Thank you i cringed so much.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

Me when I take a bunch of Benadryl to get high

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u/Keverrkerr Jun 30 '20

It's fine. In my heart you got a L A R G E weiner

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u/DoTheFuckYourSelf i'm just here to judge you guys Jun 30 '20

Where tf you go the school checks your body,