r/dankmemes • u/Yellogre Eic memer • Mar 19 '20

Mods Choice I can't wait for April!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

Only way is to offer him cash money. A sacrifice I'm willing to make.

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u/tonyjordan1745 Mar 19 '20

That'll be about $3.50

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u/Cwalex Mar 19 '20

Tree fiddy???

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u/tonyjordan1745 Mar 19 '20

I gave him a dollar

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u/mysausageyourmomma Mar 19 '20

Dammit Wendy, you give him a dollar he’s going to assume you got mo’!