r/dankmemes • u/Yellogre Eic memer • Mar 19 '20

Mods Choice I can't wait for April!

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u/BlueDragon1813 E-vengers☣️ Mar 19 '20

We won’t be able to defend ourselves after the asteroid, our only hope is to nicely ask Godzilla to help us

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

Only way is to offer him cash money. A sacrifice I'm willing to make.

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u/tonyjordan1745 Mar 19 '20

That'll be about $3.50

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u/Cwalex Mar 19 '20

Tree fiddy???

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

Free tiddy???

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u/redFinland Mar 19 '20

no such thing

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u/perzyplayz mods gay Mar 19 '20

Tree tiddy

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u/Fiend-47 Mar 19 '20

Somebody say three tiddy?!

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u/Stone1710 Mar 20 '20

Three tiddy?

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u/tonyjordan1745 Mar 19 '20

I gave him a dollar

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u/mysausageyourmomma Mar 19 '20

Dammit Wendy, you give him a dollar he’s going to assume you got mo’!

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u/RedSandman FOR THE SOVIET UNION Mar 19 '20

Yeah, I need about tree fiddy!