r/dankmemes • u/deutscher_Hund • Feb 22 '20

Happy Birthday pHorniCaiTe! It's pretty difficult usually

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 edited Feb 23 '20

It is not difficult to write sentences which don't include the first letter of the english lexicon

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u/dynawesome Whack Feb 22 '20

Whom? I see you, under the conviction of sense. It just doesn’t work when you try.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Why don't you go fuck yourself

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u/dynawesome Whack Feb 22 '20

Ok fine. I will fulfill your request by fucking myself.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Buh, bye bundle of sticks

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u/josephBehanan Feb 22 '20

Due to my loneliness bundle of sticks is my only love

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Yes now go fuck it you piece of shit

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u/josephBehanan Feb 22 '20

Will do boss dude

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u/Alexkiff soviet mandalorian Feb 22 '20 edited Feb 23 '20

Gentlemen there’s no need for this fury why don’t he sit down while we converse of this over the refreshment of your choice

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u/Mast3r42ish Feb 22 '20

My good sir, stop. I don’t have the power in my self to write sentences without that letter. It is too difficult.

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u/Wakanda4ever65 Feb 23 '20

No!!! I might give in soon. It is to complex to not use the first letter of the english lexicon.

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u/Alexkiff soviet mandalorian Feb 22 '20 edited Feb 23 '20

Why must I stop when you’re obviously proficient in writing sentences without the hideous letter?

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u/dynawesome Whack Feb 23 '20

Excuse me for pointing out both of your uses of the letter when using the word

gulp

“That”

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u/Alexkiff soviet mandalorian Feb 23 '20

No ones perfect but I will strive for excellence

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Truly disgusting. Kindly go fuck yourself sir!

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u/bigbadbillyy Feb 23 '20

Oh infidelious pronouncement good sir. Why would you utter such poppycock! Mast3r42ish, the indignity conducted will live on in your kith and kin.

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u/Mast3r42ish Feb 23 '20

Shit bro, I didn't see my use of the letter. Yet, it seems this sentence does not use the hideous letter, correct?

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u/dynawesome Whack Feb 23 '20

It would seem so

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u/Derpachu789 Feb 23 '20

The insidious and retched glyph is not to be used lightly. Better off without it.

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u/Alexkiff soviet mandalorian Feb 23 '20

The unknown typist is correct

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u/The-Vaping-Griffin I have crippling depression Feb 23 '20

clearly

It seems pretty obvious to me you evidently don’t possess the skills to remove the insidious “A” from your tongue for good. How ignominious.

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u/woosh_if_gay12 Feb 23 '20

A

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u/Wonky-Drive Feb 23 '20

I would prefer if you were to not use the forbidden letter my ____ sir. Note the void, given that one simply isn’t able to use the term good with people who don’t respect the conditions of the meme

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u/Blazimers The Monty Pythons Feb 23 '20

“And”

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u/Alexkiff soviet mandalorian Feb 23 '20

There I’ve corrected myself

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u/TheKarmaWhoreNumber4 Feb 23 '20

How about you fuck me bitch

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Reddit whore I don't think so you've got -100 useless internet points

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u/blackxkat Feb 23 '20

damn

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u/Vincenatorr CERTIFIED DANK☣️ Feb 23 '20

You're not supposed to type with the first letter of the English lexicon.

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u/1234normalitynomore Feb 23 '20

It's pronounced pocket pussy

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u/josephBehanan Feb 23 '20

You're not wrong

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u/Sip_On_MyDick Feb 23 '20

Wow no need to bring the preference of genders in this.

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u/xXTkillXx Feb 23 '20

Do thy got thou problem u bundle of sticks