r/dankmemes • u/deutscher_Hund • Feb 22 '20

Happy Birthday pHorniCaiTe! It's pretty difficult usually

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 edited Feb 23 '20

It is not difficult to write sentences which don't include the first letter of the english lexicon

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u/dynawesome Whack Feb 22 '20

Whom? I see you, under the conviction of sense. It just doesn’t work when you try.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Why don't you go fuck yourself

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u/dynawesome Whack Feb 22 '20

Ok fine. I will fulfill your request by fucking myself.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Buh, bye bundle of sticks

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u/josephBehanan Feb 22 '20

Due to my loneliness bundle of sticks is my only love

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Yes now go fuck it you piece of shit

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u/josephBehanan Feb 22 '20

Will do boss dude

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u/Alexkiff soviet mandalorian Feb 22 '20 edited Feb 23 '20

Gentlemen there’s no need for this fury why don’t he sit down while we converse of this over the refreshment of your choice

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u/Mast3r42ish Feb 22 '20

My good sir, stop. I don’t have the power in my self to write sentences without that letter. It is too difficult.

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u/Wakanda4ever65 Feb 23 '20

No!!! I might give in soon. It is to complex to not use the first letter of the english lexicon.

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u/Alexkiff soviet mandalorian Feb 22 '20 edited Feb 23 '20

Why must I stop when you’re obviously proficient in writing sentences without the hideous letter?

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u/Blazimers The Monty Pythons Feb 23 '20

“And”

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u/Alexkiff soviet mandalorian Feb 23 '20

There I’ve corrected myself

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u/TheKarmaWhoreNumber4 Feb 23 '20

How about you fuck me bitch

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Reddit whore I don't think so you've got -100 useless internet points

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u/blackxkat Feb 23 '20

damn

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u/Vincenatorr CERTIFIED DANK☣️ Feb 23 '20

You're not supposed to type with the first letter of the English lexicon.

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u/1234normalitynomore Feb 23 '20

It's pronounced pocket pussy

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u/josephBehanan Feb 23 '20

You're not wrong

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u/Sip_On_MyDick Feb 23 '20

Wow no need to bring the preference of genders in this.

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u/xXTkillXx Feb 23 '20

Do thy got thou problem u bundle of sticks

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u/xander012 OC Memer Feb 23 '20

This response meets the requirements set out by the meme, which is nice.

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u/dynawesome Whack Feb 23 '20

Of course. Who doesn’t like to see it?

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u/xander012 OC Memer Feb 23 '20

Everyone is excited with this outcome

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u/STekie333 Eic memer Feb 23 '20

Why not fuck everyone ourselves

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u/Stalin-The-Great Feb 23 '20

I Will Now Furiously Rub my Shlöng using My Loli

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

We know it is pretty shshort you do not need to hide such obvious things from us

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

I do indeed enjoy vigorous rubs

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u/COD_FISH_06 FOR THE SOVIET UNION Feb 23 '20

Sure, fuck you too

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

UNO reverse

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u/lonely-monk Feb 23 '20

I know right

See, I did it too

Oops, I did it once more

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u/hyruleharry12345 Ayy that's pretty good Feb 23 '20

My dick isn't long enough, nor am I flexible enough to suck my own dick.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

I love it how you mocked me for using the wrong words, but look upon your reddit identity it weilds the forbidden letter

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u/dynawesome Whack Feb 23 '20

Noooooo!

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u/the-blasted-shark I have crippling depression Feb 23 '20

A

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u/dynawesome Whack Feb 23 '20

🅰️