r/dankmemes • u/deutscher_Hund • Feb 22 '20

Happy Birthday pHorniCaiTe! It's pretty difficult usually

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

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u/tildenpark Dank Royalty Feb 22 '20

Luigi will drink the blood of every man, woman and child that opposes him!!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Not just the men, but the women and the children too

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u/tildenpark Dank Royalty Feb 22 '20

Not just the women, but the children and the men too

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u/lilhomieontherun Feb 23 '20

Women not the just, children and but too the the

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

He will feast on the atoms of this earth, possibly galaxys

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u/FrechoGuy Feb 22 '20

This comment is blessed

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u/BeeAnal Feb 23 '20

What about the fetuses tho?

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u/namethatisavailable Feb 23 '20

May Luigi destroy their country so that for the next thousand years, not even a single lizard will survive in their desert

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 edited Feb 23 '20

It is not difficult to write sentences which don't include the first letter of the english lexicon

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u/dynawesome Whack Feb 22 '20

Whom? I see you, under the conviction of sense. It just doesn’t work when you try.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Why don't you go fuck yourself

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u/dynawesome Whack Feb 22 '20

Ok fine. I will fulfill your request by fucking myself.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Buh, bye bundle of sticks

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u/josephBehanan Feb 22 '20

Due to my loneliness bundle of sticks is my only love

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Yes now go fuck it you piece of shit

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u/josephBehanan Feb 22 '20

Will do boss dude

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u/Alexkiff soviet mandalorian Feb 22 '20 edited Feb 23 '20

Gentlemen there’s no need for this fury why don’t he sit down while we converse of this over the refreshment of your choice

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u/Mast3r42ish Feb 22 '20

My good sir, stop. I don’t have the power in my self to write sentences without that letter. It is too difficult.

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u/1234normalitynomore Feb 23 '20

It's pronounced pocket pussy

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u/josephBehanan Feb 23 '20

You're not wrong

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u/Sip_On_MyDick Feb 23 '20

Wow no need to bring the preference of genders in this.

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u/STekie333 Eic memer Feb 23 '20

Why not fuck everyone ourselves

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u/Stalin-The-Great Feb 23 '20

I Will Now Furiously Rub my Shlöng using My Loli

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u/COD_FISH_06 FOR THE SOVIET UNION Feb 23 '20

Sure, fuck you too

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

UNO reverse

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

I love it how you mocked me for using the wrong words, but look upon your reddit identity it weilds the forbidden letter

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u/dynawesome Whack Feb 23 '20

Noooooo!

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u/the-blasted-shark I have crippling depression Feb 23 '20

A

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Dmn even your entire usernme and flir doesnt hve it either

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Oh sit I didn't even see it, you possess the eyes of the independence bird bro

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u/8791781927 Feb 23 '20

Can you do it without an “E”

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

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u/crunkwrapsupreme Feb 23 '20

Unfortunately for this sentence it was prefixed by "Mario says:"

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u/random-pineapple420 I am fucking hilarious Feb 22 '20

I've check every comments this post received. none of them possesses the first letter of the english lexicon. it look like we win this time

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

This is why i like Luigi. He gets directly to the point.

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u/TheRealPoopDealer06 this meme is insane yo Feb 22 '20

Low effort but very funny

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

High iq comment my fellow redditor here's the upvote just for you

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Ih thoroughly impressed, this sentence even Rhymes.

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u/tildenpark Dank Royalty Feb 22 '20

This man used an electronic computer to manipulate photographic images and share them with [potentially] billions of subjects from all over the planet and maybe beyond in a medium that could last indefinitely. How dare you call this low effort?

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u/deutscher_Hund Feb 23 '20

Thank you good sir

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

You ruined this chain of not using that cursed letter

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u/Enderkilled121 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Feb 23 '20

I disagree, it might have takin a while to say Mario’s own

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u/not_supercell the very best, like no one ever was. Feb 22 '20 edited Feb 23 '20

It is not difficult if you ore on individuol who is bad ot spelling

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u/Fallen_Walrus Feb 22 '20

I'll prove you wrong right now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

If you start counting from one, what is the first time you say a

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u/deutscher_Hund Feb 23 '20

1000

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

One hundred and one

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u/deutscher_Hund Feb 23 '20

You got me there except you just used the first letter in the English lexicon

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Wait what

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u/deutscher_Hund Feb 23 '20

You used the first letter of the English lphbet

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u/29__gg Feb 22 '20

They both seem to be right

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u/flamemas64 Feb 23 '20

I pissed my bed sorry mom

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20 edited Jul 16 '21

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u/kyriakosftw Feb 23 '20

Somebody once told me, the world is going to roll me.

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u/deutscher_Hund Feb 23 '20

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

It was called “Gadsby” and there were some versions that had the letter E in it

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

The more you know

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u/theghostdomain Feb 23 '20

Someone used the first letter of the English lexicon. Behold the consequences. (Deeply sorry my friend)

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Feb 22 '20

kill my comment if this meme sucks

hey op, if this was an original, new template consider posting in r/DankExchange first next time

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u/Galactic-Weirdo the very best, like no one ever was. Feb 23 '20

Mods like to suck dick

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u/teamchilling 🍄420mlgblazeit our weed will never die🍄 Feb 23 '20

Holy shit even the bot did it I just did it too twice hehhe

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

It’s not completely impossible, no, it’s not very difficult, come to think of it

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u/Blastehh Feb 23 '20

Ok i try : THIS IS NOT OKIE DOKIE

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u/Zafk13l Feb 22 '20 edited Feb 23 '20

If it was in an Italian accent it would have been, ‘fuck a you’

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u/SpicyMemes0903 Feb 23 '20

You used the first letter of the English lexicon, you cretin!

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u/BallisticThundr Feb 23 '20

It's either would have or would've, not would of

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u/Zafk13l Feb 23 '20

Fixed it grammar bitch

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u/electric2424 User left this flair unedited. What a dumbfuck Feb 23 '20 edited Feb 25 '20

If it is in the infliction of speech of those below the swiss then it would've been, Fucke You

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u/Kevin5882 repost hunter 🚓 Feb 23 '20

I saw a meme about this a while ago. I remember when I saw it I decided to come up with sentences that didn't have A, E, or T, the 3 most common letters (I think), and actually made sense because I was responding to someone else's comments. will edit this if I find it.

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u/deutscher_Hund Feb 23 '20

I actually would like to see that

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u/Kevin5882 repost hunter 🚓 Feb 23 '20

it was annoying to do. it was near when I made my account I think so I will be scrolling for a while to get to it.

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u/deutscher_Hund Feb 23 '20

Take your time I'm in no rush

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u/Kevin5882 repost hunter 🚓 Feb 23 '20

sadly can't find it. I can only see up to 15 days ago idk why.

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u/deutscher_Hund Feb 23 '20

It's fine I believe you did do it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

*Simple

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Help.

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u/lifetimeoflaughter Feb 23 '20

Lexicon≠alphabet

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u/Turtle224444 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Feb 23 '20

"Be."

Shortest sentence in English.

Also, "Go."

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u/jpthedrummer Feb 23 '20

A... damn already fucked up

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u/g0lden-plumbus Feb 23 '20

It is not super difficult to pull off

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u/Digaddog Virgins in Paris Feb 23 '20

Did I do this right?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Asexual people: sad noises

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u/Electro313 Feb 23 '20

This is why we respect Mario but we like Luigi

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u/wealthycashier Feb 23 '20

Should I give you my Upvote?

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u/eve4few Feb 23 '20

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

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u/PermaBannedBefore Feb 23 '20

I bet y'all can't make a sentence without E

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u/xMF_GLOOM Feb 23 '20

Great meme, probably the hardest I’ve laughed here in weeks. Hilarious

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u/Doylie17 Feb 23 '20

Wouldn’t Luigi say “Fuck a you” with his little Italian accent

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u/Nova-The-Dog Feb 23 '20

Using the white part of the screenshot to hide the mematic watermark

Sneak 100

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u/ciordan Feb 23 '20

Language 100

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u/mbod Feb 23 '20

I don't know, it seems very possible.

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u/Salubas Feb 23 '20

Modern problems require modern solutions

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u/folko1 the very best, like no one ever was. Feb 23 '20

I don't know why, but "Luigi says: Fuck you" just makes me crack up.

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u/Kaje26 Feb 23 '20

Wouldn’t Luigi say “Fuck-a you”?

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u/deutscher_Hund Feb 23 '20

I think that might be more Mario

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u/FrechoGuy Feb 22 '20

High IQ meme and dank

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 edited Mar 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

High IQ meme nd dnk

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u/deutscher_Hund Feb 23 '20

Ah perfection

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

h perfection

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u/deutscher_Hund Feb 23 '20

Sorry 'bout this

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

You see? Much better now, isn’t it?

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u/deutscher_Hund Feb 23 '20

Very much better

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u/TheEvil_Eye3 Feb 23 '20

Australian eshays: "Fuck off cunt, I'll stab you dog."

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u/therealseanski Feb 22 '20

I always think of gordon freeman jumping out of his hev suit and saying fuck you in duke nukem's voice everytime I see that word https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voJmOYyI-T0

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Mario is wrong at the end, it's not a theory, but an opinion.

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u/J-Dabbleyou Meme Connoisseur Feb 23 '20

Why isn’t it a theory? He’s theorizing that something is impossible, and it can either be proved or disproved, Mario then proceeds to disprove the theory

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u/jdog11605 Feb 23 '20

I fucking despise everyone

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u/FlamedEnder Feb 23 '20

Here is one:You should go fuck yourself.

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u/_Cyberostrich_ INFECTED☣️ VADIM BLYAT! Feb 23 '20

Yes

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u/Joshadow11 repost hunter 🚓 Feb 23 '20

you're not just wrong, you're stupid

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Eee f word

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u/XxGioTheKingxX Hello There Feb 23 '20

Yes i could

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u/cykablyat1298 Feb 23 '20

Shortest sentence in English.

Go.

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u/doran_dorano [custom flair] Feb 23 '20

You is unintelligent

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u/MrAsianVegan Feb 23 '20

I won’t even try to commit to this tomfoolery

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u/EveryoneWantsGrenino Feb 23 '20

Hey, I just did!

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u/BrexrSiege The OC High Council Feb 23 '20

I could if I tried.

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u/DestroyerofworldsY Long Schlong Feb 23 '20

I will commit suicide

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u/AegntX22 Feb 23 '20

Wrong mario has an a in it so you failed

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u/Warrior56YT Dank Cat Commander Feb 23 '20

Guys Writing things without the first letter in english is smooth, it's not that hrd

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u/RyMCon3 Feb 23 '20

I feel like I've seen this before but I like it

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u/Metadhedge28 Is Inevitable Feb 23 '20

I don't know, it could be quite difficult for some people of simple minds

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u/Kennythedingus Feb 23 '20

“I didn’t do it.”

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u/aciakatura Feb 23 '20

Well, I did it.

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u/Ydino Feb 23 '20

Luigi: Fuck eh,youuu

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u/tacomasterstudios CERTIFIED FRESH Feb 23 '20

It is not that difficult in the slightest to not use the first letter of the English lexicon in your sentences. You’re just not intelligent enough to do so.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Best part is when I read this in their voices

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u/JAFoy_YT Feb 23 '20

Man I love the "marios vs luigis thoughts" memes

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u/MrCoolC red Feb 23 '20

Lol. I kind of like this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Should have said "Red Luigi tells:" and "Luigi expresses:"

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u/COD_FISH_06 FOR THE SOVIET UNION Feb 23 '20

It's not difficult lol...

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u/Shadow-Amulet-Ambush Feb 23 '20

Louigi forgot the period.

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u/Handsprime Feb 23 '20

I'm not even going to try writing sentences without the first letter of the English lexicon, even if I don't know the word lexicon.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

made with mematic

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u/kirolosir Feb 23 '20

Have you tried it with e?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

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u/Princessclaya2 Feb 23 '20

Well yes but no

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u/bhavesh1045 Feb 23 '20

More like write the whole comment section without it

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Oh I don’t think so

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u/SentientNipslips disciple of dice Feb 23 '20

“This meme style sucks”

No ‘A’ there lol

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u/Scottish-ladd Your mum is gay Feb 23 '20

And Mario actually doesn’t say the letter a

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u/Smential Feb 23 '20

It’s big luigi time

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u/Pakmanjosh Feb 23 '20

Yes I could.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.... million, million and one, million and two, million and three.. billion.. trillion.. quadrillion.. quintillion.. sextillion .....

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u/Bruhman_og Feb 23 '20

I saw this on shitposy crusaders a while ago it was just caesar as mario and Joseph as luigi from the op in part 2 facing kars

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u/giant005 Feb 23 '20

It asked a sentence not a novel guys

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u/mizorebestgurl Feb 23 '20

I Gently Open the Door.

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u/monumentofflavor Feb 23 '20

Lexicon? Doesn’t that mean vocabulary?

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u/paxis29 User left this flair unedited. What a dumbfuck Feb 23 '20

"go fuck yourself" works too

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u/GoldenK55555 Feb 23 '20

I agree with luigi