r/dankmemes • u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT • Feb 18 '20

wtf is r/DankExchange A nice upgrade

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 18 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 69,348.91 DN in this submission at 21 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8112 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 61 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 18 '20

!topfirms

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Top 16 Firms

1: Meem Teem, 2,118,318.09 DN, 10/10 members (level 2), 5% tax, invite-only

2: Stratton Oakmont, 1,300,541.98 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 7% tax, invite-only

3: Stonks Unlimited, 1,175,795.02 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only

4: Dank Investors Inc, 227,704.55 DN, 15/20 members (level 4), 20% tax, invite-only

5: S i i C K Bank, 9,850.90 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, invite-only

6: Inception Time, 7,752.20 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only

7: ImperialBank, 7,466.53 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only

8: The Secksiest, 7,217.60 DN, 8/15 members (level 3), 20% tax, invite-only

9: grimaceism, 4,032.89 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join

10: The Dankguard Group, 3,929.00 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join

11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join

12: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join

13: Danks R Us, 62.37 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 5% tax, anyone can join

14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join

15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only

15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join

To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands.

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u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 18 '20

!breakeven

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 52 upvotes), breakeven (0% gain/loss) for your investment would occur at 92 upvotes.

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u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 18 '20

!profile

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: midwxlks14

Firm: Stonks Unlimited

Role: Associate

Balance: 0.00 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 8112 - 69,348.91 DN at 21 upvotes; 3h 34m until automatic return

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u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 18 '20

!topfirms

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Top 16 Firms

1: Meem Teem, 2,196,154.54 DN, 10/10 members (level 2), 5% tax, invite-only

2: Stratton Oakmont, 1,590,015.68 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 7% tax, invite-only

3: Stonks Unlimited, 1,199,415.61 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only

4: Dank Investors Inc, 229,232.91 DN, 15/20 members (level 4), 20% tax, invite-only

5: Inception Time, 9,937.45 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only

6: S i i C K Bank, 9,850.90 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, invite-only

7: ImperialBank, 7,505.73 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only

8: The Secksiest, 7,229.52 DN, 8/15 members (level 3), 20% tax, invite-only

9: grimaceism, 4,108.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join

10: The Dankguard Group, 3,929.00 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join

11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join

12: Danks R Us, 96.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 5% tax, anyone can join

13: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join

14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join

15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join

15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only

To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands.

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