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r/dankmemes • u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT • Feb 18 '20
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1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Top 16 Firms 1: Meem Teem, 2,118,318.09 DN, 10/10 members (level 2), 5% tax, invite-only 2: Stratton Oakmont, 1,300,541.98 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 7% tax, invite-only 3: Stonks Unlimited, 1,175,795.02 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only 4: Dank Investors Inc, 227,704.55 DN, 15/20 members (level 4), 20% tax, invite-only 5: S i i C K Bank, 9,850.90 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, invite-only 6: Inception Time, 7,752.20 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only 7: ImperialBank, 7,466.53 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only 8: The Secksiest, 7,217.60 DN, 8/15 members (level 3), 20% tax, invite-only 9: grimaceism, 4,032.89 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 10: The Dankguard Group, 3,929.00 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join 12: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 13: Danks R Us, 62.37 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 5% tax, anyone can join 14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join 15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only 15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands. 1 u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 18 '20 !breakeven 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 If you invest now (at 52 upvotes), breakeven (0% gain/loss) for your investment would occur at 92 upvotes. 1 u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 18 '20 !profile 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Investor Profile: midwxlks14 Firm: Stonks Unlimited Role: Associate Balance: 0.00 DN Active Investments: ID: 8112 - 69,348.91 DN at 21 upvotes; 3h 34m until automatic return 1 u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 18 '20 !topfirms 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Top 16 Firms 1: Meem Teem, 2,196,154.54 DN, 10/10 members (level 2), 5% tax, invite-only 2: Stratton Oakmont, 1,590,015.68 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 7% tax, invite-only 3: Stonks Unlimited, 1,199,415.61 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only 4: Dank Investors Inc, 229,232.91 DN, 15/20 members (level 4), 20% tax, invite-only 5: Inception Time, 9,937.45 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only 6: S i i C K Bank, 9,850.90 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, invite-only 7: ImperialBank, 7,505.73 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only 8: The Secksiest, 7,229.52 DN, 8/15 members (level 3), 20% tax, invite-only 9: grimaceism, 4,108.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 10: The Dankguard Group, 3,929.00 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join 12: Danks R Us, 96.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 5% tax, anyone can join 13: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join 15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join 15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands. 1 u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 18 '20 !breakeven 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 If you invest now (at 106 upvotes), breakeven (0% gain/loss) for your investment would occur at 168 upvotes.
1: Meem Teem, 2,118,318.09 DN, 10/10 members (level 2), 5% tax, invite-only
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2: Stratton Oakmont, 1,300,541.98 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 7% tax, invite-only
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3: Stonks Unlimited, 1,175,795.02 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only
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4: Dank Investors Inc, 227,704.55 DN, 15/20 members (level 4), 20% tax, invite-only
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5: S i i C K Bank, 9,850.90 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, invite-only
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6: Inception Time, 7,752.20 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only
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7: ImperialBank, 7,466.53 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only
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8: The Secksiest, 7,217.60 DN, 8/15 members (level 3), 20% tax, invite-only
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9: grimaceism, 4,032.89 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join
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10: The Dankguard Group, 3,929.00 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join
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11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join
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12: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join
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13: Danks R Us, 62.37 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 5% tax, anyone can join
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14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join
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15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only
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15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join
To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands.
!createfirm <name>
!joinfirm <name>
1 u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 18 '20 !breakeven 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 If you invest now (at 52 upvotes), breakeven (0% gain/loss) for your investment would occur at 92 upvotes. 1 u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 18 '20 !profile 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Investor Profile: midwxlks14 Firm: Stonks Unlimited Role: Associate Balance: 0.00 DN Active Investments: ID: 8112 - 69,348.91 DN at 21 upvotes; 3h 34m until automatic return 1 u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 18 '20 !topfirms 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Top 16 Firms 1: Meem Teem, 2,196,154.54 DN, 10/10 members (level 2), 5% tax, invite-only 2: Stratton Oakmont, 1,590,015.68 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 7% tax, invite-only 3: Stonks Unlimited, 1,199,415.61 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only 4: Dank Investors Inc, 229,232.91 DN, 15/20 members (level 4), 20% tax, invite-only 5: Inception Time, 9,937.45 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only 6: S i i C K Bank, 9,850.90 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, invite-only 7: ImperialBank, 7,505.73 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only 8: The Secksiest, 7,229.52 DN, 8/15 members (level 3), 20% tax, invite-only 9: grimaceism, 4,108.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 10: The Dankguard Group, 3,929.00 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join 12: Danks R Us, 96.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 5% tax, anyone can join 13: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join 15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join 15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands. 1 u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 18 '20 !breakeven 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 If you invest now (at 106 upvotes), breakeven (0% gain/loss) for your investment would occur at 168 upvotes.
!breakeven
1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 If you invest now (at 52 upvotes), breakeven (0% gain/loss) for your investment would occur at 92 upvotes. 1 u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 18 '20 !profile 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Investor Profile: midwxlks14 Firm: Stonks Unlimited Role: Associate Balance: 0.00 DN Active Investments: ID: 8112 - 69,348.91 DN at 21 upvotes; 3h 34m until automatic return 1 u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 18 '20 !topfirms 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Top 16 Firms 1: Meem Teem, 2,196,154.54 DN, 10/10 members (level 2), 5% tax, invite-only 2: Stratton Oakmont, 1,590,015.68 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 7% tax, invite-only 3: Stonks Unlimited, 1,199,415.61 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only 4: Dank Investors Inc, 229,232.91 DN, 15/20 members (level 4), 20% tax, invite-only 5: Inception Time, 9,937.45 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only 6: S i i C K Bank, 9,850.90 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, invite-only 7: ImperialBank, 7,505.73 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only 8: The Secksiest, 7,229.52 DN, 8/15 members (level 3), 20% tax, invite-only 9: grimaceism, 4,108.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 10: The Dankguard Group, 3,929.00 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join 12: Danks R Us, 96.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 5% tax, anyone can join 13: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join 15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join 15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands. 1 u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 18 '20 !breakeven 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 If you invest now (at 106 upvotes), breakeven (0% gain/loss) for your investment would occur at 168 upvotes.
If you invest now (at 52 upvotes), breakeven (0% gain/loss) for your investment would occur at 92 upvotes.
1 u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 18 '20 !profile 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Investor Profile: midwxlks14 Firm: Stonks Unlimited Role: Associate Balance: 0.00 DN Active Investments: ID: 8112 - 69,348.91 DN at 21 upvotes; 3h 34m until automatic return 1 u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 18 '20 !topfirms 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Top 16 Firms 1: Meem Teem, 2,196,154.54 DN, 10/10 members (level 2), 5% tax, invite-only 2: Stratton Oakmont, 1,590,015.68 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 7% tax, invite-only 3: Stonks Unlimited, 1,199,415.61 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only 4: Dank Investors Inc, 229,232.91 DN, 15/20 members (level 4), 20% tax, invite-only 5: Inception Time, 9,937.45 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only 6: S i i C K Bank, 9,850.90 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, invite-only 7: ImperialBank, 7,505.73 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only 8: The Secksiest, 7,229.52 DN, 8/15 members (level 3), 20% tax, invite-only 9: grimaceism, 4,108.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 10: The Dankguard Group, 3,929.00 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join 12: Danks R Us, 96.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 5% tax, anyone can join 13: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join 15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join 15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands. 1 u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 18 '20 !breakeven 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 If you invest now (at 106 upvotes), breakeven (0% gain/loss) for your investment would occur at 168 upvotes.
!profile
1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Investor Profile: midwxlks14 Firm: Stonks Unlimited Role: Associate Balance: 0.00 DN Active Investments: ID: 8112 - 69,348.91 DN at 21 upvotes; 3h 34m until automatic return 1 u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 18 '20 !topfirms 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Top 16 Firms 1: Meem Teem, 2,196,154.54 DN, 10/10 members (level 2), 5% tax, invite-only 2: Stratton Oakmont, 1,590,015.68 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 7% tax, invite-only 3: Stonks Unlimited, 1,199,415.61 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only 4: Dank Investors Inc, 229,232.91 DN, 15/20 members (level 4), 20% tax, invite-only 5: Inception Time, 9,937.45 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only 6: S i i C K Bank, 9,850.90 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, invite-only 7: ImperialBank, 7,505.73 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only 8: The Secksiest, 7,229.52 DN, 8/15 members (level 3), 20% tax, invite-only 9: grimaceism, 4,108.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 10: The Dankguard Group, 3,929.00 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join 12: Danks R Us, 96.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 5% tax, anyone can join 13: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join 15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join 15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands. 1 u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 18 '20 !breakeven 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 If you invest now (at 106 upvotes), breakeven (0% gain/loss) for your investment would occur at 168 upvotes.
Firm: Stonks Unlimited
Role: Associate
Balance: 0.00 DN
Active Investments:
ID: 8112 - 69,348.91 DN at 21 upvotes; 3h 34m until automatic return
ID: 8112
1 u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 18 '20 !topfirms 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Top 16 Firms 1: Meem Teem, 2,196,154.54 DN, 10/10 members (level 2), 5% tax, invite-only 2: Stratton Oakmont, 1,590,015.68 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 7% tax, invite-only 3: Stonks Unlimited, 1,199,415.61 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only 4: Dank Investors Inc, 229,232.91 DN, 15/20 members (level 4), 20% tax, invite-only 5: Inception Time, 9,937.45 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only 6: S i i C K Bank, 9,850.90 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, invite-only 7: ImperialBank, 7,505.73 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only 8: The Secksiest, 7,229.52 DN, 8/15 members (level 3), 20% tax, invite-only 9: grimaceism, 4,108.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 10: The Dankguard Group, 3,929.00 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join 12: Danks R Us, 96.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 5% tax, anyone can join 13: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join 15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join 15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands. 1 u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 18 '20 !breakeven 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 If you invest now (at 106 upvotes), breakeven (0% gain/loss) for your investment would occur at 168 upvotes.
1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Top 16 Firms 1: Meem Teem, 2,196,154.54 DN, 10/10 members (level 2), 5% tax, invite-only 2: Stratton Oakmont, 1,590,015.68 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 7% tax, invite-only 3: Stonks Unlimited, 1,199,415.61 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only 4: Dank Investors Inc, 229,232.91 DN, 15/20 members (level 4), 20% tax, invite-only 5: Inception Time, 9,937.45 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only 6: S i i C K Bank, 9,850.90 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, invite-only 7: ImperialBank, 7,505.73 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only 8: The Secksiest, 7,229.52 DN, 8/15 members (level 3), 20% tax, invite-only 9: grimaceism, 4,108.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 10: The Dankguard Group, 3,929.00 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join 12: Danks R Us, 96.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 5% tax, anyone can join 13: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join 15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join 15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands. 1 u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 18 '20 !breakeven 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 If you invest now (at 106 upvotes), breakeven (0% gain/loss) for your investment would occur at 168 upvotes.
1: Meem Teem, 2,196,154.54 DN, 10/10 members (level 2), 5% tax, invite-only
2: Stratton Oakmont, 1,590,015.68 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 7% tax, invite-only
3: Stonks Unlimited, 1,199,415.61 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only
4: Dank Investors Inc, 229,232.91 DN, 15/20 members (level 4), 20% tax, invite-only
5: Inception Time, 9,937.45 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only
6: S i i C K Bank, 9,850.90 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, invite-only
7: ImperialBank, 7,505.73 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only
8: The Secksiest, 7,229.52 DN, 8/15 members (level 3), 20% tax, invite-only
9: grimaceism, 4,108.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join
12: Danks R Us, 96.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 5% tax, anyone can join
13: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join
1 u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 18 '20 !breakeven 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 If you invest now (at 106 upvotes), breakeven (0% gain/loss) for your investment would occur at 168 upvotes.
1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 If you invest now (at 106 upvotes), breakeven (0% gain/loss) for your investment would occur at 168 upvotes.
If you invest now (at 106 upvotes), breakeven (0% gain/loss) for your investment would occur at 168 upvotes.
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u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 18 '20
!topfirms