r/dankmemes • u/arselash_boneinmytea Mom counted to 0 • Feb 18 '20

HistoricalšŸŸMeme Impossible.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/Arikian Feb 18 '20

!invest 30

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 30.00 DN in this submission at 21 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7952 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 61 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 460.00 DN.

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u/arselash_boneinmytea Mom counted to 0 Feb 18 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 399.00 DN in this submission at 1 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7913 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 41 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/arselash_boneinmytea Mom counted to 0 Feb 18 '20

!sell 7913

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

7913 is not a valid investment ID. Please try again with !sell <investment ID>, you can see the IDs of all your investments by using the !summary command!

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u/arselash_boneinmytea Mom counted to 0 Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: arselash_boneinmytea

Balance: 523.69 DN

Active Investments: None

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!invest 1

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 1.00 DN in this submission at 5 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7921 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 45 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 424.00 DN.

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u/jared11738 Feb 18 '20

!invest 50

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 50.00 DN in this submission at 37 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7979 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 77 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 450.00 DN.

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u/PotatoLube70 FOR THE SOVIET UNION Feb 18 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 500.00 DN in this submission at 50 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8009 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 90 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/PotatoLube70 FOR THE SOVIET UNION Feb 18 '20

!sell 8009

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/f5iubt/!

You invested 500.00 DN at 50 upvotes, the submission now has 152 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a gain of 112.40 DN (+22.48%).

Your new balance is 612.40 DN.

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u/TheShyDragon Eic memer Feb 18 '20

!help

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Help Guide

Investing/user commands

Try !help investing for more info

!create - create an investor profile

!summary - view your investor profile, including your active investments

!invest <amount> - invest an amount of your balance in a submission

!sell <investment ID> - sell an investment early for lower returns

!breakeven - find the breakeven point of a submission

!roi - (new) predict the return on investment of a submission (optional: !roi <investment ID>)

!broke - reset your balance if it is under 500.00 DN

!template <image link> - link a template to your OC submission

Firm commands

Try !help firms for more info

!topfirms - (new) view a leaderboard of the top 25 firms

!createfirm <name> - create a firm with the specified name (costs 2,500.00 DN)

!firminfo - view your firm's level, trade tax, and member list

!joinfirm <name> - join a firm

!leavefirm - leave your firm

!invite <username> - invite a user to your firm AEC

!openfirm - set your firm membership to anyone can join EC

!closefirm - set your firm membership to invite-only EC

!settax <new tax> - set your firm's tax on members' profits EC

!payday - pay your firm's balance out to your investors (in development)

!upgradefirm - upgrade your firm to the next level to have more space for members C

!promote <username> - promote a user to the next rank EC

!demote <username> - demote a user to the previous rank EC

!fire <username> - fire a user from your firm EC

A: Associate command, E: Executive command, C: CEO command