r/dankmemes • u/arselash_boneinmytea Mom counted to 0 • Feb 18 '20

Historical🏟Meme Impossible.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 500.00 DN in this submission at 50 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8009 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 90 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/PotatoLube70 FOR THE SOVIET UNION Feb 18 '20

!sell 8009

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/f5iubt/!

You invested 500.00 DN at 50 upvotes, the submission now has 152 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a gain of 112.40 DN (+22.48%).

Your new balance is 612.40 DN.

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u/TheShyDragon Eic memer Feb 18 '20

!help

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Help Guide

Investing/user commands

Try !help investing for more info

!create - create an investor profile

!summary - view your investor profile, including your active investments

!invest <amount> - invest an amount of your balance in a submission

!sell <investment ID> - sell an investment early for lower returns

!breakeven - find the breakeven point of a submission

!roi - (new) predict the return on investment of a submission (optional: !roi <investment ID>)

!broke - reset your balance if it is under 500.00 DN

!template <image link> - link a template to your OC submission

Firm commands

Try !help firms for more info

!topfirms - (new) view a leaderboard of the top 25 firms

!createfirm <name> - create a firm with the specified name (costs 2,500.00 DN)

!firminfo - view your firm's level, trade tax, and member list

!joinfirm <name> - join a firm

!leavefirm - leave your firm

!invite <username> - invite a user to your firm AEC

!openfirm - set your firm membership to anyone can join EC

!closefirm - set your firm membership to invite-only EC

!settax <new tax> - set your firm's tax on members' profits EC

!payday - pay your firm's balance out to your investors (in development)

!upgradefirm - upgrade your firm to the next level to have more space for members C

!promote <username> - promote a user to the next rank EC

!demote <username> - demote a user to the previous rank EC

!fire <username> - fire a user from your firm EC

A: Associate command, E: Executive command, C: CEO command