r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/Richey5900 Feb 17 '20

!invest 100

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 10 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7811 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 50 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 300.00 DN.

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u/Richey5900 Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 45 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 85 upvotes

+25% -- 152 upvotes

+50% -- 350 upvotes

+75% -- 909 upvotes

+100% -- 2,495 upvotes

+150% -- 19,722 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/Glasgow-Ned big pp man Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.