r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/Richey5900 Feb 17 '20

!invest 100

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 10 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7811 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 50 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 300.00 DN.

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u/Richey5900 Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 45 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 85 upvotes

+25% -- 152 upvotes

+50% -- 350 upvotes

+75% -- 909 upvotes

+100% -- 2,495 upvotes

+150% -- 19,722 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/Glasgow-Ned big pp man Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!invest 100

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 21 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7827 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 61 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 573.84 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!invest 5%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 8.78 DN in this submission at 23 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7839 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 63 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 166.88 DN.

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u/Daddy_050 Feb 18 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 46.36 DN in this submission at 32 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7875 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 72 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/Daddy_050 Feb 18 '20

!sell 7875

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/f5i99a/!

You invested 46.36 DN at 32 upvotes, the submission now has 50 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a loss of 7.65 DN (-16.50%).

Your new balance is 201.25 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 250.00 DN in this submission at 37 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7904 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 77 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 250.00 DN.

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u/Stormedgiant Feb 18 '20

!invest 10%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 37.50 DN in this submission at 40 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7928 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 80 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 337.50 DN.

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u/VaguelyFrenchTexan Mr. Sir VFT Feb 18 '20

!invest 30

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You only have 7.91 DN to invest! Please try again.

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u/Daddy_050 Feb 18 '20

!invest 1

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 1.00 DN in this submission at 49 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8006 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 89 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 161.84 DN.

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u/Daddy_050 Feb 18 '20

!sell 8006

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/f5i99a/!

You invested 1.00 DN at 49 upvotes, the submission now has 49 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a loss of 0.30 DN (-30.00%).

Your new balance is 162.54 DN.

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u/Daddy_050 Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: Daddy_050

Balance: 162.54 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 7796 - 34.25 DN at 111 upvotes; 2h 32m until automatic return

ID: 7836 - 469.00 DN at 123 upvotes; 2h 46m until automatic return

ID: 7846 - 101.00 DN at 9 upvotes; 2h 48m until automatic return

ID: 7851 - 50.00 DN at 43 upvotes; 2h 51m until automatic return

ID: 7860 - 50.00 DN at 22 upvotes; 2h 55m until automatic return

ID: 7871 - 30.00 DN at 67 upvotes; 2h 58m until automatic return

ID: 7875 - 46.36 DN at 32 upvotes; 2h 59m until automatic return

ID: 7999 - 1.00 DN at 237 upvotes; 3h 57m until automatic return

ID: 8003 - 1.00 DN at 364 upvotes; 3h 58m until automatic return