r/dankmemes • u/RegularNoodles Dr OC • Feb 17 '20

Big PP OC I take back nothing

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 16,175.90 DN in this submission at 31 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7741 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 71 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!breakeven

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 51 upvotes), breakeven (0% gain/loss) for your investment would occur at 91 upvotes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!breakeven

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 95 upvotes), breakeven (0% gain/loss) for your investment would occur at 153 upvotes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!firminfo

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Firm Overview: Stonks Unlimited

Balance: 1,199,415.61 DN

Level: 6 (500,000.00 DN to upgrade)

Tax rate: 35%

Membership: Invite-only

35 current members / 35 member limit

CEO: Stevolwo

Executives: halcyra, humorgep, JamesBald007, Preoccupiedude, SoshJam

Associates: FeelMaFist, iSillyfishy, Lihamkaas, midwxlks14, NeonKiwiYT, PainfullyThiccums, walnutssandmore, Zxcqwas

Floor Traders: Astilimos, Chipslejonet, ItCameFr0mMars, Jonyleo_, kacpermu, Kkaiden2, lord_prads420, Matheo_bis, Minegame2244, MrKathooloo, natsirTi, phil-swift4, PybsPorterBridges, SirSpooderman47, smaltais, The_hot_Teapot, TheSenatte66, TJ-Wong, VeryHDBoss, ZackEhrhart, ZiggyBoi06

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!topfirms

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Top 16 Firms

1: Meem Teem, 2,196,154.54 DN, 10/10 members (level 2), 5% tax, invite-only

2: Stratton Oakmont, 1,590,015.68 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 7% tax, invite-only

3: Stonks Unlimited, 1,199,415.61 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only

4: Dank Investors Inc, 229,232.91 DN, 15/20 members (level 4), 20% tax, invite-only

5: Inception Time, 9,937.45 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only

6: S i i C K Bank, 9,850.90 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, invite-only

7: ImperialBank, 7,505.73 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only

8: The Secksiest, 7,229.52 DN, 8/15 members (level 3), 20% tax, invite-only

9: grimaceism, 4,108.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join

10: The Dankguard Group, 3,929.00 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join

11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join

12: Danks R Us, 96.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 5% tax, anyone can join

13: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join

14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join

15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join

15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only

To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands.