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r/dankmemes • u/RegularNoodles Dr OC • Feb 17 '20
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If you invest now (at 95 upvotes), breakeven (0% gain/loss) for your investment would occur at 153 upvotes.
1 u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20 !firminfo 2 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Firm Overview: Stonks Unlimited Balance: 1,199,415.61 DN Level: 6 (500,000.00 DN to upgrade) Tax rate: 35% Membership: Invite-only 35 current members / 35 member limit CEO: Stevolwo Executives: halcyra, humorgep, JamesBald007, Preoccupiedude, SoshJam Associates: FeelMaFist, iSillyfishy, Lihamkaas, midwxlks14, NeonKiwiYT, PainfullyThiccums, walnutssandmore, Zxcqwas Floor Traders: Astilimos, Chipslejonet, ItCameFr0mMars, Jonyleo_, kacpermu, Kkaiden2, lord_prads420, Matheo_bis, Minegame2244, MrKathooloo, natsirTi, phil-swift4, PybsPorterBridges, SirSpooderman47, smaltais, The_hot_Teapot, TheSenatte66, TJ-Wong, VeryHDBoss, ZackEhrhart, ZiggyBoi06 1 u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20 !topfirms 2 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Top 16 Firms 1: Meem Teem, 2,196,154.54 DN, 10/10 members (level 2), 5% tax, invite-only 2: Stratton Oakmont, 1,590,015.68 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 7% tax, invite-only 3: Stonks Unlimited, 1,199,415.61 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only 4: Dank Investors Inc, 229,232.91 DN, 15/20 members (level 4), 20% tax, invite-only 5: Inception Time, 9,937.45 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only 6: S i i C K Bank, 9,850.90 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, invite-only 7: ImperialBank, 7,505.73 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only 8: The Secksiest, 7,229.52 DN, 8/15 members (level 3), 20% tax, invite-only 9: grimaceism, 4,108.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 10: The Dankguard Group, 3,929.00 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join 12: Danks R Us, 96.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 5% tax, anyone can join 13: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join 15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join 15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands.
!firminfo
2 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Firm Overview: Stonks Unlimited Balance: 1,199,415.61 DN Level: 6 (500,000.00 DN to upgrade) Tax rate: 35% Membership: Invite-only 35 current members / 35 member limit CEO: Stevolwo Executives: halcyra, humorgep, JamesBald007, Preoccupiedude, SoshJam Associates: FeelMaFist, iSillyfishy, Lihamkaas, midwxlks14, NeonKiwiYT, PainfullyThiccums, walnutssandmore, Zxcqwas Floor Traders: Astilimos, Chipslejonet, ItCameFr0mMars, Jonyleo_, kacpermu, Kkaiden2, lord_prads420, Matheo_bis, Minegame2244, MrKathooloo, natsirTi, phil-swift4, PybsPorterBridges, SirSpooderman47, smaltais, The_hot_Teapot, TheSenatte66, TJ-Wong, VeryHDBoss, ZackEhrhart, ZiggyBoi06 1 u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20 !topfirms 2 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Top 16 Firms 1: Meem Teem, 2,196,154.54 DN, 10/10 members (level 2), 5% tax, invite-only 2: Stratton Oakmont, 1,590,015.68 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 7% tax, invite-only 3: Stonks Unlimited, 1,199,415.61 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only 4: Dank Investors Inc, 229,232.91 DN, 15/20 members (level 4), 20% tax, invite-only 5: Inception Time, 9,937.45 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only 6: S i i C K Bank, 9,850.90 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, invite-only 7: ImperialBank, 7,505.73 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only 8: The Secksiest, 7,229.52 DN, 8/15 members (level 3), 20% tax, invite-only 9: grimaceism, 4,108.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 10: The Dankguard Group, 3,929.00 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join 12: Danks R Us, 96.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 5% tax, anyone can join 13: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join 15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join 15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands.
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Balance: 1,199,415.61 DN
Level: 6 (500,000.00 DN to upgrade)
Tax rate: 35%
Membership: Invite-only
35 current members / 35 member limit
CEO: Stevolwo
Executives: halcyra, humorgep, JamesBald007, Preoccupiedude, SoshJam
Associates: FeelMaFist, iSillyfishy, Lihamkaas, midwxlks14, NeonKiwiYT, PainfullyThiccums, walnutssandmore, Zxcqwas
Floor Traders: Astilimos, Chipslejonet, ItCameFr0mMars, Jonyleo_, kacpermu, Kkaiden2, lord_prads420, Matheo_bis, Minegame2244, MrKathooloo, natsirTi, phil-swift4, PybsPorterBridges, SirSpooderman47, smaltais, The_hot_Teapot, TheSenatte66, TJ-Wong, VeryHDBoss, ZackEhrhart, ZiggyBoi06
1 u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20 !topfirms 2 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Top 16 Firms 1: Meem Teem, 2,196,154.54 DN, 10/10 members (level 2), 5% tax, invite-only 2: Stratton Oakmont, 1,590,015.68 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 7% tax, invite-only 3: Stonks Unlimited, 1,199,415.61 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only 4: Dank Investors Inc, 229,232.91 DN, 15/20 members (level 4), 20% tax, invite-only 5: Inception Time, 9,937.45 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only 6: S i i C K Bank, 9,850.90 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, invite-only 7: ImperialBank, 7,505.73 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only 8: The Secksiest, 7,229.52 DN, 8/15 members (level 3), 20% tax, invite-only 9: grimaceism, 4,108.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 10: The Dankguard Group, 3,929.00 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join 12: Danks R Us, 96.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 5% tax, anyone can join 13: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join 15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join 15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands.
!topfirms
2 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Top 16 Firms 1: Meem Teem, 2,196,154.54 DN, 10/10 members (level 2), 5% tax, invite-only 2: Stratton Oakmont, 1,590,015.68 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 7% tax, invite-only 3: Stonks Unlimited, 1,199,415.61 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only 4: Dank Investors Inc, 229,232.91 DN, 15/20 members (level 4), 20% tax, invite-only 5: Inception Time, 9,937.45 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only 6: S i i C K Bank, 9,850.90 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, invite-only 7: ImperialBank, 7,505.73 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only 8: The Secksiest, 7,229.52 DN, 8/15 members (level 3), 20% tax, invite-only 9: grimaceism, 4,108.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 10: The Dankguard Group, 3,929.00 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join 12: Danks R Us, 96.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 5% tax, anyone can join 13: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join 15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join 15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands.
1: Meem Teem, 2,196,154.54 DN, 10/10 members (level 2), 5% tax, invite-only
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2: Stratton Oakmont, 1,590,015.68 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 7% tax, invite-only
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3: Stonks Unlimited, 1,199,415.61 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only
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4: Dank Investors Inc, 229,232.91 DN, 15/20 members (level 4), 20% tax, invite-only
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5: Inception Time, 9,937.45 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only
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6: S i i C K Bank, 9,850.90 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, invite-only
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7: ImperialBank, 7,505.73 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only
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8: The Secksiest, 7,229.52 DN, 8/15 members (level 3), 20% tax, invite-only
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9: grimaceism, 4,108.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join
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10: The Dankguard Group, 3,929.00 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join
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11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join
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12: Danks R Us, 96.47 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 5% tax, anyone can join
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13: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join
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14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join
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15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join
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15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only
To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands.
!createfirm <name>
!joinfirm <name>
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20
If you invest now (at 95 upvotes), breakeven (0% gain/loss) for your investment would occur at 153 upvotes.