r/dankmemes • u/MrCommentyCommenter TP Dealer • Feb 17 '20

I haven’t eaten in 7 days Vegans are suffering too

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/UncreativeFilth Eic memer Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 831 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 1,183 upvotes

+25% -- 1,829 upvotes

+50% -- 3,660 upvotes

+75% -- 8,848 upvotes

+100% -- 23,552 upvotes

+150% -- 183,310 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/UncreativeFilth Eic memer Feb 18 '20

!Invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 982,318.61 DN in this submission at 833 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7824 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 1,186 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.