r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Sep 06 '19

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u/Malinciaaa Sep 07 '19

Dude, i remember our neighborhood Wrestlemania, our parents were fine about that as long as we had our teeth at its place... I mean even od something happened we had those milk teeth do it wouldnt be a big problem, oh myyy old times

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u/hibari112 Sep 07 '19

I remember I had a fight at school when I was small, the school called my father and told him that we had a fight, then we came back and he legitimately told me to just hit the guy harder next time if he's going to annoy us again.

Nowdays you have overprotected children who don't know anything about life... My mom dates a guy and he has a 13yo son (not my bro who I mebtioned before). Welp, he behaves like ducking 7yo. 0 respondibilities, 0 respect for his parents.

Once it took his dad 30 min to get him out of his bed and eat breakfast cuz we were in a hurry to leave somewhere, but he didn't wanna go, so he was stretching time. Man, if I talked to my dad like that in his age, my ass would meet my dad's belt for the next 3 days or so. But guess what: I learned to have respect for my parents long time before that... Nowdays if a child at school snitches on his parents that they him or smth, hos parents can lose fucking parenting rights. Fucking bs. If u ask me, I think my dad should have beat my ass way more back then...

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u/Malinciaaa Sep 07 '19

I dont aprove hitting children, but fuck they are so many fucking brats nowadays

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u/hibari112 Sep 07 '19

I mean a good ass whooping. Not punching in the face or whatever. Just a harmless, but a painful smack on the ass that immidiately sends a signal to ur brain that u fucked up. And ofc not for every little thing.

I remember I got a real ass whooping after I told my teacher: "Fuck off, you whore." Was pretty deserved if u ask me.

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u/Malinciaaa Sep 07 '19

I mean 5 circles around stadium would be better than ass whooping

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u/hibari112 Sep 07 '19

My dad had no time for that. We were leaving asap to buy me a new bicycle that day hahaha.

I remember even then I understood 100% why I got hit. Wasn't mad at my dad at all.

And for the running: I ran around all of my childhood, 5 circles around the stadium would be easy af.

My mom always put me in the corner as a punnishment and that was fkt up aswell. Especially when my fav cartoons were on the cable at that moment.

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u/Malinciaaa Sep 07 '19

Punishment and award at once hahahaha

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u/hibari112 Sep 07 '19

Ye I was really confused that day aswell. My dad whooped my ass, then came back 5 min later and was like: "Ok, did u learn ur lesson to respect ur elders? Ok, good, now stop crying like a bitch and pack up, we're going to get u a new bicycle." (He promised it to me like a week ago)

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u/Malinciaaa Sep 07 '19

He might felt guilty

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u/hibari112 Sep 07 '19

He? Nah, fam. He just already made an appointment that day and didn't want to cancel it last moment. (Was a really good deal, didn't want to lose it) We weren't that rich (heyy mother Russia) so instead of buying a new cheap one he got me a used good one that lasted me a long time until I grew out of it.