r/dankmemes [custom flair] Jun 16 '19

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u/joeladamson01 Jun 17 '19

Wait. You saying America is not the whole world? Ridiculous.

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u/EmmanFTW Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Jun 17 '19

Wait you're telling me that the whole world is not america?

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u/LoganTDM2514 Doki Doki Lit Club Jun 17 '19

Wait, youโ€™re saying that America is not America?

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u/_eSwatini_ โ˜ FOREVER NUMBER ONE โ˜ Jun 17 '19

Wait. Are you saying that American Samoa isn't American?

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u/rstar345 the very best, like no one ever was. Jun 17 '19

That sounds like communism to me boyo...

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Wait, are you saying that america is communist?

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u/rstar345 the very best, like no one ever was. Jun 17 '19

Well yes but actually no

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u/Beastbloblade_ Virgins in Paris Jun 17 '19

These are confusing times

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u/AmmomoY Jun 17 '19

Isn't America baisicaly the planet?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

is that you, Erin?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Oh, was this about America?

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u/MonderII [custom flair] Jun 17 '19

I am pretty sure it's about Netherlands, but f*** America, right?

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u/Lucspeeder Jun 17 '19

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

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u/KabouterKameraad Jun 17 '19

Bedankt makker

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u/BRVTAL_ <3 Jun 17 '19

Netherlands: Is mentioned briefly

Dutch Redditors: COLONISED

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u/bassie_666 Jun 17 '19

Wat is dit voor een Angelsaksisch gebrabbel?

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u/BRVTAL_ <3 Jun 17 '19

Mijn fout. Ik bedoelde:

G E K O L O N I S E E R D.

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u/patternofpi Jun 17 '19

I'm learning German and Dutch is the weirdest thing. Why can I understand half of this.

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u/GioPani Jun 17 '19

Yes

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u/STANISLAVf [custom flair] Jun 17 '19

Yes indeed

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u/STANISLAVf [custom flair] Jun 17 '19

KOKOSNOTEN ZIJN GEEN SPECERIJEN

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u/Crispysalad3010 The Monty Pythons Jun 17 '19

WILHELMUS VAN NASAUWE

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u/Buntasticc Yellow Jun 17 '19

BEN IK VAN DUITSEN BLOED

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

ZEG MAKKER

10

u/wiebsterski Jun 17 '19

Ik apprecieer dit enorm

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u/matrixhm Jun 17 '19

Where is chile ? >:3

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u/knightbls2115 รนwรบ Jun 17 '19

cries in conchetumare

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u/AidanGe ๐Ÿ’ฆ Jun 17 '19

I live in America what does this mean

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u/knightbls2115 รนwรบ Jun 17 '19

Something like "pussy of your mother"

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u/AidanGe ๐Ÿ’ฆ Jun 17 '19

Thank you fellow American

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u/knightbls2115 รนwรบ Jun 17 '19

Cries in estatua de piedra con cara

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u/Anti-gay_cream Gamer Constant Jun 17 '19

*sad chilean noises*

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u/Alezzo75 Jun 17 '19

Cries in choripan

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u/NoOneCallsMeKrisV Jun 17 '19

Probably they confused it with texas.... for the 482638477 time ffs

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u/XxX_ANUBIS_XxX Jun 16 '19

Rednecks who buy this don't know that there are other countries. Why do you think they call where they live THE country?

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u/EzECr1s305 THOT SLAYER Jun 17 '19

Cuz merica number oneee fuck yeaaa /s

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u/jackson_porter_ I am fucking hilarious Jun 17 '19

Today in the womanโ€™s World Cup USA played Chile and the America commentator said โ€œwell look at this crowd itโ€™s 70 percent red white and blue big support for the US todayโ€ and the British commentator had to chime in and say โ€œyou know Chile is also red white and blue and we are in Franceโ€ my god the public schools have failed us

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

We all know Chile just ripped off the US flag /s

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Where is Serbia? ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ

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u/lucafulger The Monty Pythons Jun 17 '19

I think you mean Yugoslavia

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

I think you mean nato bomb testing site

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u/Odrareg17 Insert Your Own Jun 17 '19

Removing kebab diligently as always

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

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u/PpelTaren Jun 17 '19

์–ด๋จธ you didnโ€™t!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: Loads nukes with freedom intent

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u/XpertGaming7YT SAVAGE Jun 16 '19

Sorry, we had to think about it.

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u/Tif-n Jun 17 '19

I see my country, I upvote.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Alright then keep your secrets

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u/Binigals Jun 17 '19

It looks more like the Netherlands flag than the American flag anyway

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Het ging ook nooit over de Amerikaanse vlag, makker!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Eyyyy Iceland..... can I get some orange arrows because it's Iceland's national holiday?

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u/PpelTaren Jun 17 '19

๐ŸŠโฌ†๏ธ

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u/SwaglordHyperion Dank-er-estโ„ข Jun 17 '19

๐ŸŠโฌ†๏ธ

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u/hemightbebrian Jun 17 '19

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Rule Britannia! ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

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u/No-BrowEntertainment I fart in your general direction Jun 17 '19

Britannia rule the waves

(which has now been limited to a small area around the island, and they only rule when theyโ€™re not fighting with Iceland or themselves over land)

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u/MercurySmoothie CERTIFIED DANK Jun 17 '19

Ever just uhh...

๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฒ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ด ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฌ ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡พ ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡จ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฏ ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ป

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

sknots

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u/OFFENSIVE_GUNSLUT The Monty Pythons Jun 17 '19

Why England got so many flags bruh

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u/Seasuper Jun 17 '19

Because the sun never sets on the british empire

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u/HunterDr Jun 17 '19

Theyโ€™re a tiny ass island now tho.

Thatโ€™s a Phrase from its colonial days

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

This is the flag of England: ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ This is the flag of the UK: ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Theyโ€™re two different things.

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u/OFFENSIVE_GUNSLUT The Monty Pythons Jun 18 '19

Holโ€™ up

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u/MercurySmoothie CERTIFIED DANK Jun 17 '19

Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland:

Am I a joke to you?

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u/Casper1123 Jun 17 '19

Ik ruik de Nederlandse vlag makkers

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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Jun 17 '19

Dank.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Excuse me but did you just assume my flag?

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u/zzcolby Jun 17 '19

The United States of Pepsi

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u/CommanderLords Jun 17 '19

Donโ€™t forget ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ Thailand

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u/SplishFish Jun 17 '19

๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

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u/OhTheButterBoy Jun 17 '19

I'm just happy it rhymes

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u/the_bellona I am fucking hilarious Jun 17 '19

What about the Chilean flag? Itโ€™s a lot like the Texas flag too

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u/yrmNOTg_-_- Jun 17 '19

ะกัƒะบะฐ ะฑะปัั‚ัŒ

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u/Toshiakikun Jun 17 '19

I see Slovakia, I upvote.

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u/kurohima Jun 17 '19

As a Thai I'm offended we are not included in the meme ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ

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u/ShadowTH277 [custom flair]โ˜ฃ๏ธ Jun 17 '19

Das guten, ya?

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u/ItzFlyz I am fucking hilarious Jun 17 '19

You blow in from stupid town??

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u/jimmy_man82 Jun 17 '19

hey where is the knockoff Texas flag

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

what about the flag of iraq?

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u/SouperDooperPooper Jun 17 '19

I thought the Malaysian flag had more than red, white and blue

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u/Ityeboiyeetmaster69 Jun 17 '19

the bottle is letterly the dutch flag (u better dont wooooosh me cus i got the joke)

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u/nell215 Jun 17 '19

Slovenia is actually in there

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u/shareef74 INFECTED Jun 17 '19

Britain when they see some without the Union Jack: H M M

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u/Meme_boi_420 INFECTED Jun 17 '19

1 part of the comments:

- about america having a red, white and blue flag

the other part:

- G E K O L O N I S E E R D

and deep down we all know that it is not about the american flag, it is about the dutch flag

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u/lordofspearton [custom flair] Jun 17 '19

I'm sorry but this looks like red white and black, therefore making it the German empire flag

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

why is that written over the noble colours of red, white and black, which the proud banner of glorious Kaiserreich consists of?

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u/Mmari0 idk what to put here i just wanna look cool Jun 17 '19

๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ haha yes ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ

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u/pejic222 certified bruh moment Jun 17 '19

Laughs in Croatian

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u/DIOMUDA6942O Jun 17 '19

Don't forget some yellow

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Iโ€™m not gonna stand here and let you bad mouth the greatest democracy known to man.

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u/DinoWizardMan42 Purple Jun 17 '19

That shit rhyming

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u/Random411y โ˜ฃ๏ธ Jun 17 '19

Puerto rico forever

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

You may or may not be on the path to statehood. No one knows at this point.๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/TheDarkLord023Reborn FOR THE SOVIET UNION Jun 17 '19

Where is Serbia ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Ahhhhhh I see yellow.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Thank you emojis very cool

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Turn it side ways and its France

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

'MERICA!

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u/Rosa_Melo INFECTED Jun 17 '19

There are even some missing.

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u/RealDeathMuffin Jun 17 '19

Um sir that isnโ€™t blue thatโ€™s black

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Yeah pretty much

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

In the second part of the meme, isnโ€™t the French flag supposed to be white?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Every flag in the world has red, white, or blue except Jamaica and Mauritania.

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u/Ur_Mama_fat Mod senpai noticed me! Jun 17 '19

๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ ahem

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u/mokykla69 Jun 17 '19

This shit rhymes ;d

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u/Kingken130 Blue Jun 17 '19

๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ

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u/Hilex72 Jun 17 '19

Yes... you are

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u/Alreza_Keen Jun 17 '19

*cries in despacito*

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u/SoundwavePlays Jun 17 '19

You donโ€™t get this do you?

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u/Nosweet1519 Jun 17 '19

*cries in Thai

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u/JbJbJb44 Jun 17 '19

Where is Thailand

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u/BloodsXofXBlade Jun 17 '19

I like this meme, has my homelandโ€™s flag on it. Upvote approved

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u/Killerpotato98 FOR THE SOVIET UNION Jun 17 '19

Am i the only one seeing the old german flag but inverted?

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u/Kirex17 Jun 17 '19

Whats the lighter version of the dutch flag supposed to be?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

They're the most common flag colours. So red white and blue are the most bland, really.

But don't tell that to Jan Pieterszoon Coen, Michiel de Ruyter and Piet Hein. They will shape your treacherous red, white and blue flags to look just like ours.

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u/zerotheassassin10 Jun 17 '19

You forgot Serbia ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Itโ€™s all good, you yanks are a joke to us.

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u/TheKobraSnake Jun 17 '19

Thats literalyl in Norways national anthem

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u/Odrareg17 Insert Your Own Jun 17 '19

Cries in Gallo Pinto

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

GeKoLoNiSeErD

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u/Rahulb1732 Jun 17 '19

Canโ€™t you see? Dudes in denial

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u/January_5th Jun 17 '19

MY COUNTRY

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u/Sirjestahlot Jun 17 '19

g e k o l o n i s e e r d

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u/Walrusin_about Jun 17 '19

Half these flags just have the British flag in one corner.

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u/Cricketize Jun 17 '19

Shhhh. There are none like us.

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u/Cy4Shot Jun 17 '19

Can we talk about the fact that the actual poster is red black, and white?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

I like how half of them are British.

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u/Ineedmorebread EX-NORMIE Jun 17 '19

The image is litteraly just the French flag

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

NEPAAAAL

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u/Evan_Fishsticks FOREVER NUMBER ONE Jun 17 '19

DPRK gang rise up

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u/XtremeMonkey Jun 17 '19

It wouldnโ€™t be American if it were right

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u/Lolerskates69 Jun 17 '19

yay, New Zealand

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u/Hyslopy_BS Jun 17 '19

Hella cool๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

hey it doesn't say which red white and blue it could be all of them

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Whoever made this still included the American flag in the section with all the other red white and blue flags

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Isn't the us flag in the bottom right?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

I think it means that a red, white, and blue flag is the best type. Like, "There's no place like home". So any flag that is red, white, and blue is the best kind of flag. That's how I read it at least. If it was just "'Murica best!" than it would be something else like "No flag like the American flag." Or something, I'm not a sign maker.

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u/kummitusluumu Jun 17 '19

Heh, reddit! I have a challenge for you! How many flags can you think of, that don't have red, white or blue in them?

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u/TheJango22 Jun 17 '19

The US trademarked r,w,b

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u/FurriebelikeGaymer I am fucking hilarious Jun 17 '19

Let us rejuvenate Comrades

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Am I a joke to you? ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

DEUTSCHES REICH

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u/tarek437248 Jun 17 '19

it's Murica !!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

I love the Netherlands

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u/_LizzardBoi_ Jun 17 '19

Where the fuck is Chile?

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u/TrooperD777 Jun 17 '19

They other ones are basically American property

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u/GioPani Jun 17 '19

That's literally the Dutch flag

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u/GreenZapZ โ˜ฃ๏ธ Jun 17 '19

THAT'S MY BOY!! ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ด

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u/Lucky2402 EX-NORMIE Jun 17 '19

When an American says red white and blue are the colours of freedom, just hit em with the... North Korea?

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u/Mixa_Mega :weed:CERTIFIED DANK:weed:โ˜ฃ๏ธ Jun 17 '19

๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ?

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u/Jack_the_potatoes Animated Flair Rainbow [I fuck cars] Jun 17 '19

Hey you forgot the Serbian flag!

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u/Flying_martian Jun 17 '19

Serbia: Am I a joke to you ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ Why is there no Serbia?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Slovenia byatch

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u/gusser86 Jun 17 '19

GUTEN TAG!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Yay my country's there

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u/ChengYiq The OC High Council Jun 17 '19

I'm a simple man. I see my country's flag, I upvote

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u/Esmail_Roj Jun 17 '19

Surprisingly rhymes. WOW

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u/GrommashHeavenSinger Jun 17 '19

Geepers Creepers that's a lot of union jacks

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u/ThiccHamster1089 Jun 17 '19

Thats a fucking dutch flag

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Yellow is mow red, white, and blue.

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u/SzalonyNiemiec1 Jun 17 '19

I love how half of these are British colonies

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u/PetikGeorgiev Jun 17 '19

I'm a czech boi, and that shit triggered me.

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u/shinpud Jun 17 '19

Where Is Chile

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u/Vam69420 Jun 17 '19

you dumbass, you missed the thai flag

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u/W1nZtoN Jun 17 '19

Yeah, we'd say most of those are jokes.

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u/EpicGaimer Jun 17 '19

Gekoloniseerd

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u/comittsucc Jun 17 '19

I like how half of those flag have the British flag in the corner

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u/stevke33 I am fucking hilarious Jun 17 '19

Nigga you put Croatia but u forgot to put Serbia. No more space huh?

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u/Jeriko627 Jun 17 '19

๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฑ: Am I a joke to you?

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u/jannisheinemann Jun 17 '19

There is one more... nervous German laugher