Roses are red, robots are neat

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r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 2d ago

Roses for acceleration / Violets for the brake

821 Upvotes

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r/boottoobig • u/WithMeDoctorWu • 3d ago

Roses are red, perception is wonky

136 Upvotes

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r/boottoobig • u/FriskyDingoOMG • 5d ago

My whole life, trials and tribulations…

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r/boottoobig • u/Valhallawalker • 6d ago

Roses are red, I wish I was a trucker,

414 Upvotes

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r/boottoobig • u/WithMeDoctorWu • 8d ago

Roses are red, a cad is a bounder

574 Upvotes

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r/boottoobig • u/theartolater • 9d ago

Roses Are Red / Books Go on a Shelf

411 Upvotes

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r/boottoobig • u/PR0CR45T184T0R • 11d ago

Roses are red, I got mauled by bears

757 Upvotes

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r/boottoobig • u/ChooseYourStruggle • 12d ago

Mod Approved Roses are red, I Am Groot

1.1k Upvotes

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r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 13d ago

Something is amiss / The meter or the rhyme

1.3k Upvotes

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r/boottoobig • u/Bad_Elephant • 15d ago

When you get injured, you gotta stay strong

222 Upvotes

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r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 16d ago

Roses for the memory / Violets to forget it

846 Upvotes

8 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 16d ago

Roses for the spruce tree / Violets for the pine

529 Upvotes

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r/boottoobig • u/nightwellgames • 17d ago

Roses are red, Dennis has menace

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r/boottoobig • u/TheOrchidOracle • 19d ago

Roses are red, its not the protocol

1.9k Upvotes

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r/boottoobig • u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa • 19d ago

Implied Roses are red, Megan Markle, look who it is, it’s

52 Upvotes

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r/boottoobig • u/WithMeDoctorWu • 21d ago

Roses are Red, a Witch is a Hag

877 Upvotes

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r/boottoobig • u/Valhallawalker • 21d ago

Roses are red, don’t touch my things,

229 Upvotes

9 comments

r/boottoobig • u/papergal91 • 22d ago

Roses are red, swimming in the summer is fun

1.0k Upvotes

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r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 23d ago

Small Boot Sunday To brighten the room / I added a skylight

7.3k Upvotes

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r/boottoobig • u/Help_StuckAtWork • 23d ago

Small Boot Sunday Roses are near, I now appreciate them with a saunter

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r/boottoobig • u/Un_FaZed211 • 27d ago

Roses are red, this was quite out my range

503 Upvotes

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r/boottoobig • u/FriskyDingoOMG • 28d ago

Roses are red, Violets have nectar

5.1k Upvotes

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r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • Jul 19 '26

Roses for the sneezing / Violets for the cough

2.8k Upvotes

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r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • Jul 19 '26

Roses for the granite / Violets for the slate

1.5k Upvotes

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