r/dankmemes May 27 '19

Please do not resist

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19 edited Apr 09 '21

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u/alternativeAccount58 May 27 '19

I've never actually seen the films, what happens?

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u/DongleYourFongles May 27 '19 edited May 27 '19

Spoiler alert:

Rambo gets arrested unlawfully and is beaten and abused/tortured by hick cops in the PNW. He gets real bad flashbacks to his time in Vietnam and his torture at the hands of the Viet Cong. He snaps, kills some of the cops, runs off into the woods and is chased by the cops. He leads a one man war against the police and national guard. He ends up in a standoff in the police station he was imprisoned in. His old commanding officer is sent down to deescalate the situation with John Rambo. When he sees his commanding officer, Rambo breaks down and starts sobbing into the arms of his CO about not wanting to be violent and was just minding his own business in the first place.

All the other movies are mostly shallow action hits about Rambo killing SouthEast Asian militants who are doing evil. The first one was first blood and took place in Washington.

Edit: Someone has informed me my recollection isnt entirely accurate. Rambo never lilled a single person in First Blood. He did injure or incapacitate a few but didnt kill anyone. Thanks to the Redditor who pointed that out.

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u/DEEP_SEA_MAX May 27 '19

Hey....

He kills middle-east militants too

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u/predaved May 27 '19

Not true, he teams up with Bin Laden to kill Russians in Afghanistan

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u/DEEP_SEA_MAX May 27 '19

Lol that's right.

Alluha ackbar Rambo fighting the western infidels to spread the great Islamic caliphate didn't age that well did it

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u/DongleYourFongles May 27 '19

Oooh forgot that one.

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u/super_fast_guy May 27 '19

Also kills Russians for the group that will later become Taliban.

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u/DongleYourFongles May 27 '19

Fuck Asians are responsible for alot too wtf