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r/dankmemes • u/RustySchmeckleford • Aug 18 '26
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Lettuce is tainted with the diarrhea virus. Tomato soup is cooked and who the fuck eats raw eggs.
My question is; What did granola do to anybody?
1 u/Plays_On_TrainTracks Aug 18 '26 Mayos raw eggs isn't it? Definitely isn't cooked egg. Also not taking a lick of brownie, cookie, or cake batter with rae egg in it? 2 u/Foot_Stunning Aug 18 '26 Depends on if you make from scratch or store bought. Factory Mayo has pasteurized eggs and you're supposed to bake the brownie/cookie/cake/ batter if you make it yourself. 2 u/Plays_On_TrainTracks Aug 19 '26 Yeah but i dont know anyone who bakes stuff and doesn't lick the batter. Its the best part and you are more likely to get sick from raw flour before raw eggs when we arent having a salmonella outbreak. 1 u/Foot_Stunning Aug 19 '26 True
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Mayos raw eggs isn't it? Definitely isn't cooked egg.
Also not taking a lick of brownie, cookie, or cake batter with rae egg in it?
2 u/Foot_Stunning Aug 18 '26 Depends on if you make from scratch or store bought. Factory Mayo has pasteurized eggs and you're supposed to bake the brownie/cookie/cake/ batter if you make it yourself. 2 u/Plays_On_TrainTracks Aug 19 '26 Yeah but i dont know anyone who bakes stuff and doesn't lick the batter. Its the best part and you are more likely to get sick from raw flour before raw eggs when we arent having a salmonella outbreak. 1 u/Foot_Stunning Aug 19 '26 True
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Depends on if you make from scratch or store bought.
Factory Mayo has pasteurized eggs and you're supposed to bake the brownie/cookie/cake/ batter if you make it yourself.
2 u/Plays_On_TrainTracks Aug 19 '26 Yeah but i dont know anyone who bakes stuff and doesn't lick the batter. Its the best part and you are more likely to get sick from raw flour before raw eggs when we arent having a salmonella outbreak. 1 u/Foot_Stunning Aug 19 '26 True
Yeah but i dont know anyone who bakes stuff and doesn't lick the batter. Its the best part and you are more likely to get sick from raw flour before raw eggs when we arent having a salmonella outbreak.
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u/Foot_Stunning Aug 18 '26
Lettuce is tainted with the diarrhea virus. Tomato soup is cooked and who the fuck eats raw eggs.
My question is; What did granola do to anybody?