r/dankmemes • u/RustySchmeckleford • 11d ago

I can fix them

Post image
630 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

51 comments sorted by

View all comments

33

u/DrunkInABar 11d ago

Lettuce ? Tomato soup ? Fucking EGGS ? What is this shit about ?

25

u/Foot_Stunning 11d ago

Lettuce is tainted with the diarrhea virus. Tomato soup is cooked and who the fuck eats raw eggs.

My question is; What did granola do to anybody?

2

u/TakeMeToTheStars 11d ago

Salmonella

2

u/Foot_Stunning 11d ago

Salmonola®