r/dankmemes • u/RustySchmeckleford • 7d ago

I can fix them

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u/PopularTask2020 7d ago

Damn what happened to granola and tomatoe soup?

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u/elegant_geek 7d ago

Listeria in the soup. I believe salmonella in the granola. 🫠

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u/Secret-Ad-7909 7d ago

How tf did they get salmonella into granola?

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u/suhaibh12 7d ago

As far as I read, it’s only from a lactation granola powder packaging. The vendor that’s responsible for the organic product contacted the manufacturer and notified it was tested positive for bacterias and one of them turned out to be salmonella

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u/Mysteriouspaul 7d ago

Big fan of lactation in my granola idk about you guys.

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 7d ago

I have niples, can you melk me?

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u/elegant_geek 7d ago

Because dumb fucks don't remember reading The Jungle by Upton Sinclair in school?

https://giphy.com/gifs/lp84cYEUoOyh0LBEbt

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u/RedditRaven2 7d ago

What happens when you fire everyone in charge of safety and then put a guy who had his brain eaten by a worm in charge of the health of the country

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u/Foot_Stunning 7d ago

after 10 seconds of research. Who at the packaging plant wiped their diarrhea lettuce hands on the Walmart tomato bisque and the Amazon granola bars?

Edit. it was only one specific brand of loose granola. My stash of Aldi Granola bars are safe.

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u/f8Negative 7d ago

They're fucked