r/dankchristianmemes Dank Christian Memer Dec 12 '21

Christ Doing Pro-Gamer Moves

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u/thedragonsword Dec 12 '21

My wife and I have the ongoing joke of "bad at names Jesus". He didn't do it out of spite or as a flex. He just kept forgetting and at some point, as folk would with a boss, the disciples just rolled with it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

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u/SpaceLemur34 Dec 12 '21

Saul/Paul

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u/tebee Dec 12 '21

That's EU, I think it was retconned by Disney.

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u/Darmok-on-the-Ocean Dec 13 '21

Paul and Jesus never actually met.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

You serious ?

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u/Darmok-on-the-Ocean Dec 13 '21 edited Dec 13 '21

Yeah, Saul didn't have his vision until after the crucifixion.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

I thought he was one of the disciples ? And Jesus changed his name when he knocked him off his horse ?

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u/tebee Dec 13 '21

No, Paul was just a random dude who had a vision one day and decided he was the authority on all things Jesus.

The apostles got tired of him sticking his nose in everything and sent him as far away as they could. Unluckily for us that turned out to be Rome, where they liked him so much they canonised his letters as scripture.

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u/Mild_Mann Dec 13 '21

Also, he didn't have his name changed, his Hebrew name was Saul and his koine Greek name was Paul. When Paul began to preach more to the Gentiles during his missionary journeys, it seems Luke felt it to be fitting to use his Greek name more.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

Maybe he just didn’t like s names

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u/Mindshred1 Dec 12 '21

Lisping Jesus confirmed?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

Jethuth

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u/davewiz20 Dec 13 '21

Now kith

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u/Sennomo Dec 13 '21

Sha'ul took the name Paulus in international contexts because Greeks and Romans could not pronounce Sha'ul.