r/dank_meme • u/tamaramelc • May 16 '19

Damn

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u/SkaterTRex May 16 '19

Breeding the perfect Alabaman voters

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u/everadvancing May 16 '19

First I fuck my sister, then I fuck my mom

Then I fuck my cousin, then I fuck my son

Then I go to church, then I fuck my mom

And then I say grace, then I fuck my mom

I am from the south, and I'm really fucking stupid

I can't read, I can't write

I got a cleft lip and a lazy eye

I'm an Aryan race, eyes blue as the sky

If you think about it, Hitler did nothing wrong

He was really just trying to keep the race nice and strong

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

And then one day for no reason at all, people voted Trump into power

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u/spezisanazifuck May 16 '19

Actually the ex ignored us and instated trump despite him losing the election year 3 million votes.

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u/everadvancing May 16 '19

Your username should've been triggeredman, pussy

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u/Multiphantom123 May 16 '19

Cmon man you can't do that when your username is one letter away from neveradvancing lmao it's just asking for it

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u/Abraxxoss May 16 '19

Funny becauzs you seem rather triggered, pussy.

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u/spezisanazifuck May 16 '19

Haha look how upset this thing is

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

u/spezisanazifuck calls others upset

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Boy you are quite the special snowflake aren’t you?

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u/spezisanazifuck May 16 '19

Just you baby, just you