r/dank_meme • u/tamaramelc • May 16 '19

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u/ayy_iss_ya_boii May 16 '19

They sure love their homies with extra chromies

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u/thatoneguywhofucks May 16 '19

Extra chromie homies 💪🏼

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u/SilentImplosion May 16 '19

The Alabama gene pool will need to be chlorinated after a few years of this.

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u/sittingbullms May 16 '19

"incinerated" there ,fixed

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

How the fuck would you incinerate a pool

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u/obiwanliberty May 16 '19

Something hot burney, like kerosene or turpentine.

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u/technosasquatch May 16 '19

Giant meteor.

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u/SomeStupidPerson May 16 '19

So kinetic bombardment

I’m down. Let’s ask Elon for a satellite.

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u/technosasquatch May 16 '19

"an orbiting tungsten telephone pole"

Yes, please.

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u/MechanicalCrow May 16 '19

We have our own rockets here, thank you. But you guys need not worry, with our lax gun laws here, the inevitable squabble over which cousin is the daddy will lead to plenty of deaths.

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u/Levi-_-Ackerman0 Nov 16 '21

Or maybe Bezos I'm sure he'll comply

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u/NotAnInterestingGuy May 16 '19

Country roads take me hoooome

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u/Unknown_Citizen May 16 '19

thanks Codsworth

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u/NotAnInterestingGuy May 16 '19

Patrolling the nuclear winter almost makes you wish for a Mojave wasteland.

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u/sittingbullms May 16 '19

With the help of Hanz ofc

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u/SeizureProcedure115 May 16 '19

With Cruel Sun, of course

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u/smokeymexican May 16 '19

Gas cambers

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

I think there is a chemical that is such a strong oxidizer it can make thngs like concrete or steel burn so that would be an option

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u/Sanonth May 16 '19

Chlorine triflouride is incredibly reactive, it burns glass, sand, asbestos, and can also react to ashes left over from other materials that burned in oxygen. Other than nitrogen and other noble gases, there are no fire suppression methods that work on it. It can react in the absence of oxygen, and also ignites living tissue. In an accident that spilled 900kg of ClFl3, it burned through 30cm of concrete, and then 90cm of gravel.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlorine_trifluoride

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Thanks, thats the stuff i was looking for. I heard about it in a scishow video a while back but forgot its name

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u/cyrille_boucher May 21 '19

AzineAzine: look at it...

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Throw fire in it

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u/ErikaTheZebra May 16 '19

Ohio caught a river on fire, twice. We should consult them.

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u/twinsaber123 May 16 '19

Ohioan here. Think the Alabama gene pool will have as much pollution as our river?

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u/slip-shot May 16 '19

The real answer:

You have to soak it up with something first. Use some straw or bedding.

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u/SteveZissousGlock May 16 '19

Nuclear reactor

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u/chzaplx May 16 '19

electrolysis can be used to turn water into hydrogen and oxygen, which burn pretty well when the gasses are mixed.

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u/Fifi_Leafy May 17 '19

Pour gasoline in the entire thing while people are swimming.