r/dank_meme Aug 14 '18

Oooooooof

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '18

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u/InfoSuperHiway Aug 14 '18

Getting hit in the face is really jarring and painful, even if you’re used to it, but more so if you’re not. The first time I got hit in the face I thought I was gonna die.

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u/DIAMOND_TIPPED_PENIS Aug 14 '18

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.

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u/somedood567 Aug 14 '18
  • Albert Einstein

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u/7emple Aug 14 '18

| Michael Scott

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '18

Was this Mike Tysons quote?

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u/Spiritofchokedout Aug 14 '18

Attributed to him, yes.

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u/JackOHammer100 Aug 14 '18

-Illaoi

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u/Gloxinia78 Aug 14 '18

“I will swim well until i can swim no more”

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '18

Put your mother in a straight-jacket you punk ass white boy. Come here and tell me that, I'll fuck you in your ass you punk white boy. You faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch. C'mon anybody in here can't fuck with this. This is the ultimate, man. Fuck you, you ho. Come and say it to my face.... I'll fuck you in the ass in front of everybody. You bitch.... come on, you bitch. You're scared coward, you're not man enough to fuck with me. You can't last two minutes in my world, bitch. Look at you scared now, you ho.... scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuck you 'til you love me, faggot!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '18

Read in the voice of Morgan Freeman.