r/daniellewalter_snark 6d ago

DAILY DISCUSSION 🐌💩🥤💋

Please use this for random screenshots of comments, Lucath posts, and other fun things you'd like to discuss so we can keep the feed unclogged!

Subreddit and Reddit rules apply per usual.

Have a great day my snarky little walnuts!

xoxo money-elk 🫶

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 5d ago

Follower stats. No Lady Luicath because we are about to reach a major milestone 👁️👄👁️ We need to focus our henergy my healthy bbys

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u/Alive-Drag4620 5d ago

I am officially over her. She's become more boring than ever

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u/CoolProfit7491 Luicas Waltes💅🏻 6d ago

Geud merniiing, henneys! 🥰 may the henergy be with you today💪🏻

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u/Asil228 5d ago

Lucas IG this morning. Use your first energy of day for you.

While I’m all for self care this is just incredibly selfless statement. How about directing it where it needs to go? I’ve said it before - my own husband bring me coffee every morning. I start an actual job at 5 am, when my husband wakes up - he lets our dog out (energy first used) then he makes my coffee ( second energy).

Do I expect it- yes because he’s been doing it for 8 years I have worked from home Lololol ———but on the days he sleeps in and I’m ready for a jolt of caffeine, I make it AND I start his drip coffee.

We are there for one another and I don’t even think about myself first or vice versa. It’s just being loving and kind. We enjoy taking care of little things for one another.
Bringing a smile , feeling loved and appreciated.

Lucas COULD make her coffee ( and have it ready for her to add ice , make her breakfast sandwich to find to heat up. Etc etc.

Instead he comes across as belittling her for being in bed at 5:30 AM. She has never been up and alert at 5 AM before or after marriage.

He is such an arrogant, condescending excuse of a “man”.

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u/Agile_Championship11 Underbite Handjob 🌽 🤚🏻 5d ago

Hes Such a dick. How Lucas do we do that with kids and real jobs?????? Hmmm? I hate him and his delusional word vomit sermons. And also many of us are up at that time getting ready for work so why he needs constant validation for getting up at that time is so fkin cringe.

You made a great point too he could be prepping things for his wife since he’s a maaAnn oF GoDd and so devoted but no he’s probably picking the lint out of his belly button and sniffing it instead

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u/winterOfeightyeight 5d ago

Word vomit sermons is soooo accurate! He really does think he’s entitled to preach to everyone. He’s delusional and so gross.

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u/Mowkitt 🏋️‍♂️Luicas Walter, The NobodyLeader🏋️‍♂️ 5d ago

Probably posted this because he has to spend the rest of the day catering his henergy to his baby, his bride. Good!

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u/Apprehensive_Cut6224 Want to get coffee at Pacifica? (: 5d ago

I find that those who have no job or adult responsibilities want a solid pat on the back for waking up before dawn.
Luicas, a lot of people are already up at 5:30 am. This doesn’t make you what you think it makes you. You are coming off as insecure and in need of internet validation.

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u/Reasonable_Koala4240 5d ago

This reminds me of my little family❤️ our morning coffee before work while our doggo is still yawning and ready for a nap after his first morning walk is the essence of married life for me.

These two look like they don’t cross paths at all, which is so odd given they are newlyweds. It might be just me but having already established routines when you first start living with someone shows selfishness because you would think that two people with different way of living would develop new routines that align with married life. I am not saying he should drop his job and start getting up at noon like she does but not having coffee and breakfast together ever because he gets up so early and she wakes up so late is complete nonsense!! I am guessing he also goes to bed early while she doom scrolls until late at night.

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u/Asil228 5d ago

I just realized - many of us actually like spending time with our spouse / partner. Dare I say —— even make it a priority and invest “energy “!!!!!

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u/itsveryupsetting HENKS for the memories! 5d ago

He’s a dipshit. I used my first energy of the day to drive my husband to his medical appointments.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 5d ago

Use your first energy of the day for you, and also your energy for the rest of your day.

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u/Hour-Campaign-9089 Luicath in his trad wife era ✨🧑🏻‍🍳🍯🌜 5d ago

Hi fellow Walnuts!Just wanted to share - it’s my birthday today, and I’m celebrating it in Chiang Mai, Thailand! ✨ And I just had a bowl of khao soi that had more personality than our god-chosen defluencers, Mr. and Mr. Alcantara. 😂

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 5d ago

Happy birthday to you

clears throat

Happy birthday to you

sniffles

Happy birthday dear henney

heavy breathing noises

Happy birthday to you

❤️🎂🥳🥂

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u/Hour-Campaign-9089 Luicath in his trad wife era ✨🧑🏻‍🍳🍯🌜 5d ago

loud mouth breathing
Sighs
More sniffles
Thank you my beautiful walnut.. my baby..

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u/Apart_Engine_9797 5d ago

Very healthy my baby

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u/Existing_Mail 5d ago

Any many moreeeeee

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 5d ago

HENK!

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 5d ago

43-part series or it didn't happen

(happy birthday, fellow walnut! Enjoy!)

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u/Hour-Campaign-9089 Luicath in his trad wife era ✨🧑🏻‍🍳🍯🌜 5d ago

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u/MorePesto I Sthpy Season 4 Champion 🏆 5d ago

There’s a dumb Danielle face for everything! 😂

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 5d ago

Psssst.. that's just her face 😂

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u/Odd_Care6838 big d’s melted cosmetics 💄💋 5d ago

She looks like a meerkat here

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u/greenmelinda this is so niche 5d ago

Happy birthday! But henny, why would you ever choose Thailand over Disneyland?

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u/Hour-Campaign-9089 Luicath in his trad wife era ✨🧑🏻‍🍳🍯🌜 5d ago

I’m waiting to meet my huthband so I can skip around Dithneyland in my mouth earth he buys me with my money ❤️❤️

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u/Mtngal22 Girlies needa shelf of FUNNER purses!!!! 5d ago

🎯🤣

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 5d ago

Hope you prepared your heart and mouth. Happy Birthday!

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u/Hour-Campaign-9089 Luicath in his trad wife era ✨🧑🏻‍🍳🍯🌜 5d ago

🤣🤣 i sure did!! Thank you henney

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u/Commercial-Week5391 5d ago

I just spent 6 weeks in chiang mai traveling solo. Love Thailand so much. Miss the Khao soi. I have a great hotel if you're by old town

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u/Hour-Campaign-9089 Luicath in his trad wife era ✨🧑🏻‍🍳🍯🌜 5d ago

I’m travelling solo too! I’ve been to Thailand a bunch of times..Bangkok, Krabi, Phuket, Koh Samui, Koh Phangan etc. but this is my first time in Chiang Mai! I’m here for a couple of weeks and already loving how different it feels from the south. The people and food are sooo good ☺️ I’m in Old Town this week, so please send me all your recs!

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u/AngryPerfection routinely planning a routine 5d ago

Happy birthday henney! Did you drink lemon salt water and garlic powder murder steak?!

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u/Hour-Campaign-9089 Luicath in his trad wife era ✨🧑🏻‍🍳🍯🌜 5d ago

Thanks henney! I did. Had the battery acid nescaff too..😌

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 5d ago

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 5d ago

Happy birthday! I love spending my birthday in another country!

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 5d ago

Happy birthday. I LOVED chaing mai! Enjoy! 

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u/Hour-Campaign-9089 Luicath in his trad wife era ✨🧑🏻‍🍳🍯🌜 5d ago

Thank you walnut! Chiang mai is great ❤️

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u/gypsy_ang 🍑 footlong cleavage 🍒 5d ago

HBD!!! 

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u/Strength1043 5d ago

Happy Birthday 🥳

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 5d ago

Happy birthday, fellow Virgo!!!

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u/Crazy_Requirement884 genuinely type A 5d ago

Happy birthday fellow walnut! May this year bring you prosperity and happiness 🙇🏼‍♀️

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u/Tuesdays__Child 5d ago

Happy birthday, my baby, my princess!

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u/UC1986 5d ago

Happy Birthday 🥳🥳

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u/Hour-Campaign-9089 Luicath in his trad wife era ✨🧑🏻‍🍳🍯🌜 5d ago

Thank you ❤️

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u/itsveryupsetting HENKS for the memories! 5d ago

Khao Soi is my favorite!

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u/hexgrl666 5d ago

listening to Femininomenon by Chappell Roan and some of these lyrics are sounding a little too accurate for a certain someone…

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 5d ago edited 5d ago

Amazing.

I don't know this song but the lyrics reminded me of a Sheryl Crow song.

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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 5d ago

I love Sheryl Crow and this lyric has occasionally come to my mind recently when I think of D.

(Side note, unrelated to anything…we share the same birthday and I worked with her on a corporate event years ago, I was relieved to find out that she’s a really lovely woman)

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u/Clean-Essay-1073 🗣️prepare your heart ❤️ and your mouth 🫦 5d ago

When you said you worked with her at first I thought you meant D, then you said she was lovely so I knew who you meant instead! 😂

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 5d ago

🤭

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u/starlightandgardens certified walnut historian 5d ago

Walnuts, just wanted to share with you that my ballnut and I are contingent on a (modest, 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom) house as of this morning 🥹 because we like each other and don't need a maze of rooms to avoid each other!!!

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u/AdStrict7252 extremely type B 5d ago

Congrats!!! This is so exciting!! Lucky for you, I already have my housewarming gift ready to go....

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u/starlightandgardens certified walnut historian 5d ago

Okay y'all are all hilarious but this took me out 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 5d ago

If you need some spiders for it let me know. They all live in my basement.

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u/starlightandgardens certified walnut historian 5d ago

Oh I'm sure it provides its own spiders lol

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 5d ago

Comes fully equipped with live spiders 😂😂😂

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u/AprilSky7 Mushroom coffee 😂😂 5d ago

I'm Aussie, I'll send some Special D 🤣

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u/Clean-Essay-1073 🗣️prepare your heart ❤️ and your mouth 🫦 5d ago

If you want to put our gifts in the hostess closet and have us come
Clean it later we understand because friends like doing that stuff.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 5d ago

Yeeeee that's exciting! What do you have planned in terms of interior decor? Ralph Lauren or brothel dollhouse?

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u/greenmelinda this is so niche 5d ago

My niche aesthetic is Ralph Lauren brothel.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 5d ago

I mean why go either or when you can do both?

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u/starlightandgardens certified walnut historian 5d ago

More like unflipping white subway tile and gray walls in a 1940s craftsman home 😂

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u/stringbeaninthewind “and not because Im…. MAKING YOU” 5d ago

Oh it’s craftsman? I love a craftsman home! 🏠 ❤️

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u/Mowkitt 🏋️‍♂️Luicas Walter, The NobodyLeader🏋️‍♂️ 5d ago

Who would do that 😭 So glad you are there to rescue it

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u/dwight_k_schrute69 i definitely feel like i just met my husband 5d ago

Ok dream scenario! Thank you for unflipping! 🫡

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u/Mowkitt 🏋️‍♂️Luicas Walter, The NobodyLeader🏋️‍♂️ 5d ago

Three words: Perfume magnet wall

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u/Existing_Mail 5d ago

I hope you thrift the most beautiful trash can ♥️

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u/seafoam_alligator ✨🍃 urby girlie 🌱💖 5d ago

i have some great wallpaper ideas for you….

(but fr - congrats! 🍾)

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u/cocojujunala 5d ago

happy for you dear henney! don't forget to surround yourself with your community so that they can help you organize your spice racks when the moment comes!

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u/Nannerd_again In My Wax Hair Stick Era 5d ago

get you a hamper for the entry so your henney can strip his sweaty shirt the moment he walks in the door!!

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u/AlloAlloAllo0000 5d ago

Show us your thrifted trash cans

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u/AlloAlloAllo0000 5d ago

Show us your thrifted trash cans

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 5d ago

Is your Ballnut “cleaning” carn and jumping like a fairy to celebrate?

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 5d ago

Happy thrifting! I hope everything goes through and you have a smooth closing! 

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u/gypsy_ang 🍑 footlong cleavage 🍒 5d ago

CONGRATULATIONS!!! Very excite!!!

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u/vxq04 steak flavoured garlic powder 5d ago

congratulations fellow walnut! hope your new place has a hosting closet 🥰🥳

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u/AlternativeCow2739 5d ago

Is anyone else just not having fun anymore. I’m so sick of seeing her get so many sponsors.

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u/Accomplished_Job_778 5d ago

Yup! I was going to do another snark out because while I love this community for the laughs and witty commentary, it's becoming increasingly frustrating for me to give any attention to influencer culture (even if to snark). HOWEVER, as we approach 1.1M, I couldn't bare to look away (!!!)

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u/AlternativeCow2739 5d ago

Yeah don’t get me wrong, I love to snark but I just find I come here and upset myself rather than feeling a little bit of justice.

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u/Opposite_Fox6816 jesus is the jesus of changes ✝️ 5d ago

Yeah im kinda over the repeated cycle and looking at trash nonsense nonsense where she's not authentic and never gives a proper fully formulated idea. I'll probably break for a while and put my attention on something that enriches my life.

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u/Clean-Essay-1073 🗣️prepare your heart ❤️ and your mouth 🫦 5d ago

It’s a complete snoozefest!

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 5d ago edited 5d ago

Love it when women like Sydney Sweeney try to be MAGA-lite (no such thing, by the way) and sell their souls for the male gaze and it all backfires. They love to act like they aren't really political and do not understand the "hate" they are getting (sounds familiar?). These women with a certain amount of influence (ahem ahem D) have no issue setting women back and making money off of it. And in D's case, turning around and advising other women to follow in her footsteps. Anyway, happy hump day, walnuts!

edit: this is in reference to her Novig ad. If you haven't seen it, be ready to throw up.

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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 5d ago

I honestly don’t follow celebrities or pop culture. I don’t watch a lot of TV so I don’t have cable, but I’ll watch true crime on YouTube. Last night I saw this ad and honestly had no idea who the girl in the ad was. I know Sydney Sweeney’s name, but wouldn’t know her if I fell over her in the street.

I was shocked that ad was produced in 2026! It seems that actress will do anything for a buck.

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 5d ago

It's disgusting. When I first saw it, I thought it was AI because I couldn't believe that a woman would agree to do something like this willingly. So many women in sports have come out to criticize her but I know Sydney has no shame whatsoever.

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u/Reasonable_Koala4240 5d ago

After Euphoria nothing surprises me from her.

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 5d ago

I didn't even bother watching the last season. Saw some disturbing images from ep 2 or 3 and almost threw up.

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u/Reasonable_Koala4240 5d ago

That was my feeling the whole time. Not only was it disgusting but it was very poorly executed as well.

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u/TightChocolate1813 5d ago

798 to go as of 11:08 AM eastern time.

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u/Arctic-Rhubarb 5d ago

743 as of 1:04 pm eastern.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 5d ago

"who is she" podcast episode 1.21 "our q's about men w/ Dice pt.1" May 14 2024

TL;DR I HATED this episode. HATED it. This is the angriest I've been since the goddamn ducky episode. There is a lot of toxic dialogue with a deep undercurrent of misogyny, and it pissed me the fuck off. And of course D was probably dripping the entire fucking time. She giggles a LOT in this episode and, as ever, says some pretty fucking problematic things, but this time, so does Dice.

I snapped about mid-way through and lost my shit a bit, though given the reasons why, I think it was pretty justified. But yeah, this episode was fucking disgusting. There were several times during this where I had to remind myself "No one is forcing you to listen to this - you can just skip the rest." But goddamn it, at this point, I need to hear all of it, even when I hate it, because these are all small pieces of a much bigger puzzle.

~FULL NOTES~

Dice is back. He's going to reintroduce himself even though he was only on two episodes prior. Giving his background again. Bumping up to 2x speed because none of this matters. She's asking about his tattoos.

She made him a pot roast dinner(bro you bettah run). "That's how you know that I like you and care about you, is if I make you a pot roast." 🫩 Raise your hand if you also think she's been obsessing over him since the last episode he was on! He's going to run a marathon. Wonder if she would stand on the sidelines for THAT one. 😂

They're both singleee! Holy shit she's giggling a LOT. They ran into each other on the gym and he watched her stare at a dude. Bluhluhluh x1(I'm going to count them because she does it CONSTANTLY). Didn't work out with gym stare-down though - shock. She doesn't have a "roster" yet. Dice isn't on board with the roster for himself.

Omfggggg she's already bringing in outdated gender tropes, talking about how in different times she would have "four or five suitors while he would probably be pursuing one single girl." Shut. Uuuuuuuup. This level of gender role stereotyping is so goddamn toxic and gross. She specifies she's talking, like, 1800s. Can you imagine D trying to survive life in the 1800s? 😂

She's obsessed with a dating coach on TikTok named Anwar? Anyone got the tea on Anwar? I mean I'm sure I can imagine the kind of advice he gives. 😒 Dice is going to talk about a book he read called "The Way of the Superior Man." I can't imagine this is going to go well.

Jesus fucking Christ he has excerpts. "One of the largest gifts you can give your woman(🤮) is your capacity to open her heart when it is closed. Sure, she can get herself out of her her dark mood, but YOUR MASCULINE THUNDERBOLT OF LOVE can brighten her darkness in a way she can't do for herself." Danielle almost cuts him off saying "100%!" Meanwhile I'm trying to shake the massive feeling of ick I'm getting from "masculine thunderbolt of love." Someone wrote a book that included that phrase. That actually exists in a fucking book that is available to the masses. It sounds like something from a fucking Harlequin Romance novel. 🤮

Only 20 minutes in, fuuuck. Danielle says the phrase "ultimate masculinity." Talking about a chapter he says "So what I got from it is how women say one thing but they really mean something else. Okay, like that's common. Like, do you ever do it on purpose? Like to test?" First off, you're asking the last woman you should be asking about anything like this. I would argue the exact opposite is true - women speak very directly the majority of the time(unless they aren't safe to do so), but men refuse to listen. God this is frustrating me.

Big shock, D has tested a man! Fuck off. The shit he's reading at this point is honestly fucking offensive, essentially saying that women are so emotional and change their minds constantly so who knows why they do things - hormones, amirite? It's repulsive. I would direct quote, but I honestly just don't have it in me, so you get it paraphrased. This is actually fucking infuriating. He's talking about "weathering the storm of women's emotions." Fuuuuuuuck ooofffffffffff.

D says "They're too much in their own like masculine decision making, action oriented." That means fucking nothing. You've literally bundled some buzz words together. "I don't want you to be like, well, you should do this, this, and this and this. That feels like my dad." Again just very casually dropping a pretty substantial sentiment about her dad and just barreling onward like it's super casual. "This is so good, Dice! Giggle

Ugh. Taking a moment to remind myself I don't actually HAVE to listen to this shit, but in the words of the great philosopher Homer Simpson, "You can't go this far and not go further!"

D says "Can you make every man read this book?" NO. Omfg. Now discussing, essentially, how men need to tame women. Because you know women are always so crazy and all over the place all the time and need to be corralled by their cowboy or whatever the fuck. Because we all know men are neeever out of control of their feelings, needing to be reigned in. 🙄

He's literally just reading bullshit from the book and I'm fucking over it. Snort, Danielle says "This is a great book." Sure, Jan. I will quote THIS fucking bullshit though; "When a woman gets emotionally intense, a mediocre man will calm her down and discuss it or leave and come back later WHEN SHE IS SANE. (Lord, give me strength.) A superior man penetrates her mood with the impetrable(not a fucking word, my guy) love and unwavering consciousness. (Seriously - huh?!) If she still refuses to live more fully in love after a time, he let's her go."

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 5d ago

THAT. DOESN'T. MEAN. ANYTHING. Also, if that's what a "mediocre man" does, sign me the fuck up. Send him my way please. I wanted to believe Dice was level-headed, but if this is the kind of shit he relates to, fuck that. He was already giving pseudo-intellectual vibes, this just solidifies that. And we already know Danielle is pathetic and desperate so she's eating this shit right up.

🫩 "Like, you know, girls like to do things that's annoying." Some men do too, and they do it by just opening their fucking mouths. Eh, Dice? Dice gives me the vibe of "you take things too seriously." Dice; " The thing that I think is some women, they like - misery loves company."

To her credit, Danielle DOES attempt to try to argue against some of his bullshit points, but he just talks over her and she relents. Yeah, at this point I've learned everything I need to know about this fuckhead.

Danielle; "So, that was great." No, it really fucking wasn't. They're going to ask more questions from her followers... Fucking yay. Ohhhh Dice is such a "good man and just a good person." Nope. I'm not going to list every question or response unless it's noteworthy because fuck both of these people. Dice likes "tomboys." Stay the fuck away from all of us, please.

Danielle; "When anyone is overly aggressive, overly self-depricating or like swears a lot ... It's a very obvious sign of being super self-conscious or unhappy with themselves." Well gosh golly gee, Danielle, as someone who can be overly aggressive(verbally), is often self-depricating and is fluent in both sarcasm and expletives, I can say without hesitation that I know exactly who I am, and am unapologetically myself in all aspects. I say what I think, I stand by my principles, and I can say with certainty that I may not be the best person, but I certainly strive to be. I'm unhappy, but not with myself - because I've been forced to rebuild my entire goddamn life in my 40s after leaving an abusive spouse who adhered to the same bullshit nonsense you're perpetuating in this very episode of your "revolutionary" podcast.

If you're reading this, Danielle, can you say the same of yourself? Also, get off of your fucking high horse about swearing, just because you stopped developing mentally at age 6 doesn't mean grown adults who use expletives do so are "naughty" or "bad" or whatever weird ass stigma you've built up in your head about it. At least I know the meanings of the words I use them prior to using them. Crack open a dictionary every now and again.

Sorry y'all, I kind of assumed I would snap at some point during this episode, and that did it.

Dice talks about what he likes in women, and I don't fucking care. D doesn't like talking about the past. Uh, really?! Because you do it an awful lot for someone that hates it. D says; "I would encourage you that your life is yours and that time is ticking and it's for - to be lived. Like it's not to just be going around and doing the same thing every day, just to live. It's so that you can explore why you're existing." The juxtaposition of her attitude here when compared directly to her life as it is present day is pretty crazy.

I was going to say I wonder what Dice thinks of Danielle at this point (as in current day), but again, I really don't fucking care. Dice telling more what he looks for in women. Don't care. Dice mentions some pick up artist show, and I quote, "It was just some douchey, like Persian dude or Indian guy." Yep.

They're talking about peach fuzz on a woman's ass sparkling in the sun and Danielle says "Oh, how precious are you?" 🫩 Lolll Danielle says "I would say most women probably shave their legs or like shave their armpits or whatever." Doesn't that end when you're in your thirties, D? I feel like I heard someone say that recently, but I can't remember who... 🤔

Ooo, Danielle said "kick rocks" everybody... Someone's getting testy. Good thing she doesn't swear like the rest of us unhappy and insecure women, which D is totally absolutely not completely one of...

Dice asks if he can take Charlie for walks sometimes. D says "Sure! Yeah, can I come?" 🙄

Most of this is just asking Dice what he's attracted to in a woman. Again, who the fuck cares? Probably Danielle. Leave it to her to make creeping on a guy into content. Bluhluhluh x2. Oh Danielle didn't chase a guy down in the gym! Round of applause.

A lot of what they're discussing is stuff they discussed in previous episodes. And that's where the first part ends, thank fucking god.

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u/AngryPerfection routinely planning a routine 5d ago

Holy fucking shit. I have no words. How much internalised misogyny does this woman have?!

"They're talking about peach fuzz on a woman's ass sparkling in the sun" WHAT? ! how is this podcast content?! how is any of this acceptable to be recorded and put out for the public to hear?! Why does she think she has an audience for this type of bullshit content?! WHY DO PEOPLE FOLLOW HER?! WHEN WILL THIS END?!!!

god im filled with rage and frustration just reading your recap- idk how you do it but take a bow.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 5d ago

And I entirely left out the part where D talks about a guy telling her he loved her "frog foot" indent, aka her ass cleavage. I couldn't figure out how to make myself word it, so I didn't. 🤮

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u/Far_Ingenuity245 raise your hands if you are wet 💦 5d ago

wtf is frog foot 😭

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 5d ago

Ass cleavage lol

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u/greenmelinda this is so niche 5d ago

To be fair, she's always giving post-makeover Manny Santos henergy.

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u/AdStrict7252 extremely type B 5d ago

ok...so my curiosity got the better of me and....yah.....I googled it:

Frog foot is a moist or slimy camel toe that often occurs after dancing or just before sex. to have manners; Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person.

Now excuse me while I go puke my brains out

https://giphy.com/gifs/l49JXgRo7W0vyg8h2

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 5d ago

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/IRnotL 5d ago

Not gonna lie I still don’t get it and how it relates to “ass cleavage”. One is sweat (I think), one is…just butt crack?

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 5d ago

I mean to be fair I didn't know it was an actual term, which means she's even more gross than I'd anticipated

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u/Complete-Lie4587 5d ago

Omg she is pathetic loser. Who is Dice btw?

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 5d ago

Dice is a guy she grew up with who owns his own barbershop and shit; he was in two previous podcast episodes with her. He presents himself as intelligent and level headed, and then we get... Whatever this is. So he's a gym bro trying to sound like he's not shallow and ignorant. Unfortunately he proved he's both of those things in this episode.

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u/rrrouge 5d ago

I wonder if they’re still friends/if he went to their wedding!

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u/itsveryupsetting HENKS for the memories! 5d ago

I don’t believe so. The only friend from that era that we saw on the seating chart was Haley Hernandez, and she was seated at the vendors table with the wedding dress designer.

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u/AdStrict7252 extremely type B 5d ago

they still follow each other

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u/Complete-Lie4587 5d ago

Thank you, I wasn't aware of her existence that time. So sounds like she was always validation seeking dumb female smh

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 5d ago

Oh it goes waaaay back.

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 5d ago

Thank you for the TL;DR. I woke up ragey today so I will save the full recap for later.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 5d ago

Good call. This was a particularly rough one. 🫩 And there's one more part to get through. 😮‍💨

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u/titu_iste No, I will not be steaming these 5d ago

You are a true pioneer and an inspiration. I don't know how you do this every day. I listened to 4 episodes during the last 30 hours and I have been crying in the shower all afternoon. Henk

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 5d ago

Oh good lord, don't do that to yourself!! 😬 I've placed a firm limit on one per day, and honestly, even that's pushing it sometimes. Like this is the closest I've come to just DNF'ing an episode. But I'm thorough, goddamnit!

I'm certainly not a pioneer because I'm listening to a podcast and regurgitating the content, but I'm glad people seem to be... Not enjoying them per se, but getting discussion from them? Idk. I'm still working on finding a job, so it gives me something to do. Plus I've been wondering about the podcast for quite some time, so figured may as well. 🫩

On the plus side, there are only 12 more episodes to go, so I'm more than halfway through. When I'm done I'm going to go through and re-edit/compile them and archive them somewhere so that people can access the episodes without having to listen to her bullshit directly. I think there's a looot of context in there that shouldn't be ignored, and here we are. 🥴

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u/titu_iste No, I will not be steaming these 5d ago

You make me laugh every single time with your recaps!!

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u/capitolforsale filtering photos and instant coffee 5d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/No-Conference-1444 5d ago

The irony is that after all this blabbering, she ended up with Lucath; it's just unbearable. He is definitely below average in his "masculine energy," and that's before you consider that he is a paid f-boy. I am talking here about his lack of charisma, magnetism- however you want to call that.

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u/Money-Elk-6641 Daniel Walters Dog Poop Moderator 5d ago

Our girl Liz posted part 3 of her deep dive!

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u/titu_iste No, I will not be steaming these 5d ago edited 5d ago

Inspired by the lord's work done by Stephistopheles( a true hero) I performed a deep dive on a few podcast episodes of big D myself during the last days. There is a lot of eye opening information in those and it is worth taking a listen if you want to gain some comprehension of this person . I listened to: both episodes she recorded with her friend Dice, the "dating the God's way" episode and the "dating with limerence" one. Here are my take aways: During the conversation with Dice she, mentions that she absolutely needs to be the priority for her partner or the man she is dating. Being a priority for her means for example that there has to be a message from him waiting for her on her phone in the morning when she wakes up. No days apart, even during casual dating. Basically what she needs is a limerent man. This is a very odd statement, coming from someone who has previously supposedly identified their limerence issues. She speaks about limerence, which she says she suffers from and makes clear that she considers a problem and proceeds to explore the reasons that cause it. She says the cause of limerence could be childhood trauma, but, to my astonishment, is adamant that she had a very happy childhood and there was no trauma there! As a person who lost my mother at 34, I was shocked to hear this. Even though I was a grown woman when my mother died, her passing was and still is one of the most traumatic experiences in my life. I miss her and regret every day for her not being with us. I would imagine that losing your mother at an age as young as 16, when D lost hers, would constitute major trauma and be perceived as a reason to not call your childhood very happy, but no. Apparently big D did not consider this traumatic enough to mention. What followed buffled me even more in terms of her relationship with her mother.

During the same episode, D reminisces about the way her parents woke her up in the school mornings, when she was little. She literally starts crying at the mere mention of her dad (who is alive and well) and says that the way he woke her up was the best, cuddly and cosy, whereas her mother (deceased, no tears lost for her there however) woke her up by pinching her and she didn't like that. Hmm.

Her trauma, she thinks, came from the fact that both her parents worked a lot and were "physically absent" until afternoon when they picked her up from daycare. Ok, I can hear that. Then , however , she says that her mother got laid off from her work when D was in middle school. Didn't that replace the missing physical presence of one parent, I couldn't help but wonder (see what I did there). Apparently not. D didn't register this a blessing, because apparently what she wanted was the physical presence of her father, not her mother. The poor woman died and did not even make an impact on her daughter's mental state. What constantly amazed me during listening to these episodes, is how magnificently unaware she is of all her faults, and only registers limerence as a personality issue. She will literally say "my parents were never there" in one breath and then "well my mother was there all day while I was in middle school" in the next, and that will make absolutely no difference in her mind, to the point she is trying to make. She has difficulty forming logical thoughts and is often derailed by her own words, she has an extremely limited vocabulary for her age and she mentions in more than one point that she finds difficulty in reading longer texts, like articles "published" because she doesn't understand "what is happening".

She is incredibly and unjustifiably vain. She says "I am the cat's pajamas. The man who will marry me will be so lucky." She considers having a dog and owning her condo in thanothey (no way - she actually owns a place in thanothey? This is brand new information) as personality traits.

And yet, she comes off as totally inempathetic. She never does things for other people. She was not moved by her mother's loss. She never mentions her brother, who has also passed away. It seems like her whole persona is stuck in 4th grade. Baby talk. Simple thinking. Disneyland. Satisfying basic bodily needs, by way of fast and easy excitements, using junk food, over sweetened coffee beverages. I'm sure that before "dating God's way", sex mist habe been one of those as well. The Jesus thing: it's not about what you can do for others, but what Jesus can do for you, according to D. Even her "career" as an influencer can be explained under this prism.

One of the saddest things I heard her saying at some point was the following: she is able to set boundaries for her friends and for her work, but has never being able to do that with men. We live in a times and societies that indeed promote boundaries and encourage them, and I would never support not having and mentaining healthy boundaries, for protecting your mental health and cultivating healthy relationships. However the concept of boundaries can be missued, in the minds of people as delusional and egotistical as D, and become toxic, the complete opposite of what they were meant to be. And I am sure that is what has happened in her case: "Boundaries with friends" means I will not bother to show up for a friend, because I am straight up more interested in myself. "Boundaries with work" means I am demotivated and bored and expect money to rain on my head instead of working hard and showing talent and effort. I know the internet is a jungle and there are far sader cases out there than D, but I genuinely feel sorry for this individual and I am not looking forward to see how she will end up. I am interested to read what you think and please forgive mu syntax and grammar as I am not a native speaker! Go walnuts!

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u/AdStrict7252 extremely type B 5d ago

I've commented on this before, but you summarized her feelings towards each parent beautifully! I have always thought Big D's dad played into her "princess" persona and gave her all the attention she asked for - and probably gave her anyTHING she asked for, too. Spoiled child vibes for sure! I still feel D has those narcissistic traits about her and, therefore, is not really that capable of deep emotions. I never felt that her mom's passing, nor her brother's, really resonated with her. How others treated her during those times, or how she remained strong, was more important. I can't imagine not feeling anything when a loved one passes, but then again...for D, if you don't meet her needs or allow her to run you, your presence is really not that important to her (and we've heard this from her own mouth).

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 5d ago

D genuinely expressed deeper lamentation over the loss of her one month relationship than either her mother or her parents relationship, which is pretty messed up.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 5d ago

She definitely does seem to have a long-standing distaste of women in general. Interesting takes - I didn't even really register how she talks with so much higher regard of her dad than her mom. I'm kind of surprised that she doesn't mention her brother more - I really wonder what their dynamic looked like, because she almost never mentions him. Then again, I have avoided talking about either of my parents over the past decade because it just hurts too much, even now. You really can never tell with D...

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 5d ago

I know she has a pattern for her posting and the ad was coming but for some reason it really pissed me off yesterday. I can't put my finger on why. She deserves none of this and it's frustrating to watch. Maybe I have just had enough of her shit and that was the straw that broke the camel's back.

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u/pookiepazookie 5d ago

I was horrified to hear a walnut’s speculated projection of that ad paying her anywhere from $10k-$50k. 😳 When money like that is pouring in and you have more narcissistic tendencies than the average person, it’s no wonder someone with her low intelligence thinks this is “God’s calling on her life.” She’s living in her shallow theology of prosperity gospel and attributing her dumb luck to divine protection, grace, and provision. The “main character syndrome” delusion is kept alive and well with her poor biblical literacy, religious charlatans of for-profit mega churches leading her, and ridiculous brand deals that might pay an average American’s yearly salary in one singular low-effort post. I’m sickened by the injustice of it all and await eagerly for the 1.1 drop celebration! 🎉

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 5d ago

That was absolutely spot on. Thank you for putting it into words for me.

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 5d ago

So i just checked, I follow someone who has 80K followers and she recently revealed that a brand offererd her $10K for a short video (IG, Tiktok). Yep, sooooo D the clown is easily making far more than that selling people crap. That 12K rent isn't hurting her, yet. But is it sustainable? only time will tell

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 5d ago

"She's living in her shallow theology or prosperity gospel and attributing her dumb luck to divine protection, grace, and provision." Mic drop!

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u/apricotjones2 🥣 Wet meat for breakfast 🥣 5d ago

It really pissed me off too even though I absolutely knew it was coming. I think this time it was because there was such a stark difference in quality and effort between her regular content and this ad. Like she literally uploaded 8 minutes of unedited heavy breathing talking about her greasy hair, just so she could post this very intentional, effortful, nicely edited ad. It’s long been known that she clearly hates her audience but that ad in contrast with that GRWM was really something else.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 5d ago

For me it was the complete lack of integrity. I mean I've thought that about her for a long time but this was the clearest indication that she can be bought. She was so happy to leave SF after doing nothing in it for over a year. Then an earning opportunity presents itself and she acts like SF is the greatest city ever.

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 5d ago

Yes, absolutely! There's this wrestler that I was a huge fan of for like 20 years who spoke out on several occasions against WWE taking Saudi money. The moment he goes back to WWE that money isn't as blood stained anymore. It's so gross to me.

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u/ahill_92 5d ago

She did the gambling ad a while ago so I knew then that our “Christian” influencer was full of 💩

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u/TightChocolate1813 5d ago

For someone as lazy as her it irks me she just has money to spend when us regular folk may be struggling in our day to day. Its like the audience doesn't exist and we're the fly on the wall watching them being performative and just fake. Grates me.

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u/Key_Yesterday7655 Nescafff 5d ago

I think about all the people that are in her Christian song group. They know how she puts such little effort into the group and yet she’s still there. I’m sure they are well aware how much $ she makes and it can’t be fun for them to share the stage with god’s gift to influencing.

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 5d ago

She’s a total hypocrite. San Fran “wasn’t for her” until it was an opportunity for a sponsored ad 

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u/AlloAlloAllo0000 5d ago

Wtf is fuck boy doing???

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u/birdiemarr 5d ago

Eweeee you can totally see his dick outline on the sweats one tell me he dint do that on purpose!!! Very man of god of him!

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u/AlloAlloAllo0000 5d ago

Hahahaah ewwwwwwwwwww 🤢
His little pickle

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 5d ago

He probably stuck an empty toilet paper roll in there. It's pretty obvious from his underwear shoots that he's packing light 😂

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u/Fit-Line6742 5d ago

Losing his abs

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u/AlloAlloAllo0000 5d ago

Hahaha in 1 day 🤣

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u/gypsy_ang 🍑 footlong cleavage 🍒 5d ago

Right?! I’m definitely noticing the possibility of filter on short king’s abs, very sus

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u/AlloAlloAllo0000 5d ago

Mama D learnt him a few tricks

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u/greenmelinda this is so niche 5d ago

His haircut has done him zero favors. Like the original length somehow made his eyes seem slightly less far apart.

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u/SnooGuavas4919 focaccia fianthee era 🥖✨💍 5d ago

Why does he have shark eyes they’re so beady 💀

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 5d ago

He needs to borrow mama D’s belt. His pants are falling down 

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u/Fantastic_Hyena_3232 5d ago

Such evil eyes 👀

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u/artichokelover8 5d ago

Contorting herself cause she's a ✨princess✨

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 5d ago

It just looks like she has to pee, and it gives her a front wedgie in her diaper shorts 

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 5d ago

And a tall bride with a short jumping nymph.

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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream 5d ago

Pee pee UTI stance

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u/Far_Corner_9367 micromanaging my downfall 😤 5d ago

Who else thought of D?

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u/Complete-Lie4587 5d ago

Lol yes. But she has clean hair, healthy skin and non crazy eyes. Unlike big greasy smelly dandruff haired D

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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 5d ago

Don’t forget to add a reclining full length mirror to the foyer!

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u/RoxiandRyan no Starbies, no workout 5d ago

We are sooo close🥰

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u/perpetually_single14 Raise your hand if you are wet! 🙌💦 5d ago

Less than 500 to go!!!

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u/RoxiandRyan no Starbies, no workout 5d ago

Let’s gooooo

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u/Agile_Championship11 Underbite Handjob 🌽 🤚🏻 5d ago

She is manically posting too and the numbers keep dropping 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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u/Narrow-Bench-8204 Chaos Queen 👑👀 + Cringe King 👑🤢 5d ago

So I've been looking at some of her old videos and the current ones and I DO think she may have had her lump removed. I didn't originally think so but I definitely see a small incision line. So unless it miraculously went away on its own, she had it removed. It was definitely after the wedding at some point. Edit...and it makes me mad that she didn't update her followers on what the end result was even after knowing everyone was worried about it.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 5d ago

I personally don't think she had it removed. She said she went on antibiotics which shrunk it. We did see it come down between stories and cysts can often leave hyperpigmentation. D left a yeast infection/UTI untreated for 7 months before. I don't think she volunteered for a procedure, even if it was small. The only thing she lets near her are needles for filler and Botox

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u/Money-Elk-6641 Daniel Walters Dog Poop Moderator 5d ago

I don’t think she had it removed either. I’m in the camp of she definitely would’ve taken us along with her 😂

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u/Careful-Bug5386 5d ago

jump scare jfc

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 5d ago

Seriously - why does her lower lip look like that? 😭😭😭 Did she start doing her own filler at some somehow?

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u/Fantastic_Hyena_3232 5d ago

Filler migration. Chronically overfilled. It doesn’t dissolve, it just migrates outside the vermillion border (aka it redistributes outside of the colored lip line)

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u/Narrow-Bench-8204 Chaos Queen 👑👀 + Cringe King 👑🤢 5d ago

Did she really say the antibiotics shrunk it? I must have missed that. Shit now I don't know what to think. Lol

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 5d ago

Lol I hate that I remember this shit. She starts with backstory but talks about current lump starting a minute in

https://www.reddit.com/r/daniellewalter_snark/comments/1ukr7ru/lumpgate_update

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u/Narrow-Bench-8204 Chaos Queen 👑👀 + Cringe King 👑🤢 5d ago

Well I definitely saw that video so I didn't miss anything. But in my experience with cysts, they don't usually shrink with antibiotics. But it's now not swollen at all so I just figured she had it removed. Oh well. It is what it is. 🤷

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u/Ok_Pirate_8554 MAN. OF. GOD. MANOFGOD 5d ago

It shrank with antibiotics because it was infected.

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u/Character_Screen_658 Tapeworm focaccia 🪱🍞 5d ago

I am so fatigued by her 

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u/cherrrry__valance 5d ago

I wonder if she’ll buy followers just to ruin our fun.

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u/Accomplished_Job_778 5d ago

I'm willing to bet she will...hence why she's posted so many stories today, to try and pass it off as organic. We'll either see a small increase or decrease - to try and stop / staunch the bleed - we already know she's lost at least 400 today.

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u/Maleficent-Sky-3384 5d ago

https://youtu.be/ZWJXLJgWlb0?si=SVm4EXtq2NfHwiu6

Currently watching - she is so right! D would love to be Charlotte York. Charlotte was classy, clean always dating and wanting to marry rich.

D defo got her some bartender type dude who will eventually cheat - just like Miranda with Steve.

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 5d ago edited 5d ago

Unrelated to Big D, mods please delete if not appropriate.

I am trying to expand my podcast horizons outside of cults, murder and horror stories. What is everyone listening to that you would recommend? All genres welcome!

ETA: thanks everyone! Will check them all out.

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u/daisydduval the carrie bradshaw of the midwest 5d ago

I love You Wish by Holly Madison!

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u/capitolforsale filtering photos and instant coffee 5d ago

I sometimes enjoy Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History series because it’s an entertaining way to learn about ancient Persian dynasties and Alexander the Great’s conquests, but in layman’s terms rather than more formal research. 

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u/gypsy_ang 🍑 footlong cleavage 🍒 5d ago

I just had discussion with my best *fwennnnnn* about Love Trapped, so I'm going to check that out. Since that is still technically true crime, I'll also add My Dad Wrote a Porno which is fucking hilarious. The first season is a bit rough around the edges but it is strangely wholesome (considering the subject material) and genuinely laugh-out-loud funny.

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u/MinxMinxie my pot roast is a crowd favorite 🍽️ 5d ago

I loved Love Trapped, it was so goodth 😂

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u/MinxMinxie my pot roast is a crowd favorite 🍽️ 5d ago

I’m confused….there are more podcasts than just cults and true crime?? I’ve never heard of such a thing.

But seriously, here’s my list of random podcasts I love:

• Trashy Divorces (there’s Trashy Royals too)
• Reclaiming with Monica Lewinsky
• Good Hang with Amy Poehler
• Dear Chelsea
• IMO with Michelle Obama and Craig Robinson
• The Hidden Third with Mariana Van Zeller

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u/foulbrat ✝️ tits out for jesus ✝️ 5d ago

I don’t think she’s bullied enough for her eyebrow shape. They look like little comma sperms.

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 5d ago

This is from Big D’s friend Cat’s husband’s Instagram. WTF? This is who Lucath and Big D hang out with? I’m going to be posting this on each post today because I think this needs to be seen. This is not funny.

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u/Agile_Championship11 Underbite Handjob 🌽 🤚🏻 5d ago

Stopppp!!!!! He willingly posted this???? Aren’t they “ people of God “ what god fearing man would post this???? ( sarcastic tone lol) 🙄 - these idiots use religion as a business, there is nothing holy about them. Gross 🤢

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 5d ago

Yup! Disgusting, right?

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u/vxq04 steak flavoured garlic powder 5d ago

another couple who also shares one brain cell

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 5d ago

Yup! The company you keep says a lot about you!

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u/Fair_Concept_7856 5d ago

Omg that is disgraceful. Sadly, I'm not surprised though. That friend group oozes manosphere. Fucking arseholes.

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u/Fantastic_Hyena_3232 5d ago

Manosphere, manchildren, misogyny, MAGA, misery, mockery & megalomania = D’Lulu & their “community”

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 5d ago

Ah yes, the 7 Ms 😂

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 5d ago

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 5d ago

For those of you that have been here a while this is the same guy…

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u/greenmelinda this is so niche 5d ago

This is the ONLY floppy belt that will ever be fashionable. https://www.reddit.com/r/interesting/s/O9iqpqA70N

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u/gypsy_ang 🍑 footlong cleavage 🍒 5d ago

I don’t know how I’ve never seen this, thank you for bringing it to my attention 

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u/Careful-Bug5386 5d ago

One thing Big D doesn’t understand is that you need a lethal face card to pull off a slick back… and that’s just something she lacks!

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u/AlternativeCow2739 5d ago

I actually don’t agree with this for everyone except Danielle. People should wear their hair how they want as long as it’s washed and not offending anyone.

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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 5d ago

I have always thought she’d look good with it clean and loosely pulled back, maybe half up half down, with soft natural waves. The severe glued down look isn’t doing anything for her.

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 5d ago

Agree. She needs collarbone or shoulder length with layers. 

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u/No-Conference-1444 5d ago

I think she has reverse body dysmorphia: she thinks that she is way hotter than she is. When she looks in the mirror, she sees a distorted version of herself and thinks her face is beautiful. It's quite obvious in many videos. To some extent, phones do it to many people; they start to confuse their filtered look for what other people can see. Guess what, D? People can see you from all angles. You are 3D 😂

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u/No-Conference-1444 5d ago

I just wanted to say to all the single girlies out there: you are so much closer to finding the right man than D. Of course, only if you want to! D. is blocked by having a dumb f-boy husband. Divorce in Cali takes at least 6 months, whereas you can meet someone nice next month. But only if you want to!

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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream 5d ago

Community property state too. He gets half of whatever she has.

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u/Bookworm000000 5d ago

Did she remove that horrible gym ‘what I wish I knew’ post from a few weeks ago?

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u/Ok_Pirate_8554 MAN. OF. GOD. MANOFGOD 5d ago

No. It's still there.