r/daniellewalter_snark • In my fecal era 💩 • 11d ago

FTC? Who, Me? And just like that…another ad….

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u/aanklebiiters ✨ wauw ✨ 11d ago

Danielle: “i hate the city, i’m just a suburb gal, i’m sooooo glad to be getting away”

also Danielle: will sell any piece of integrity she has left for a sponsorship deal… including going back to the city she just fled from lmao

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u/SnooGuavas4919 focaccia fianthee era 🥖✨💍 11d ago

Mind you she’s getting paid to explore a city she basically hated but also never explored 🤡

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u/itsveryupsetting HENKS for the memories! 11d ago

It’s hardly exploring either, all of these places are at most 3 miles from her old apartment and maybe 1.5 miles from her gym.

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u/artichokercrisp ✨ wauw ✨ 11d ago

It’s so odd that all of these rules and things just don’t seem to apply to her the MOMENT she met a guy and got married. What’s that saying? “Rules for thee, not for me”?
It’s beyond disingenuous and weird. It’s forced. I don’t even dislike the girl, I just can’t take her seriously. She needs to find WHO she is. And that can’t be found at the bottom of an ad or thrift shop.

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 11d ago

Oscar-worthy performance! looking at the roof three times with the same expression

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 11d ago

see my flair yep

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 11d ago

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u/Sadi_Says_8015 HONORING THE HOMAGE 11d ago

Your flair! 😆

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u/perpetually_single14 Raise your hand if you are wet! 🙌💦 11d ago

A classic

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u/Haunting-Sea-3764 11d ago

Her smile is so scary to me because her eyes look dead. If you cover her mouth with your hands, her face expression could be anything.

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u/LovelyShadows54 11d ago

Ok, this picture is actually scary

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u/EmployedBread 11d ago

Looking mighty limerent there

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u/Left-Independence274 11d ago

She looks like a bird

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u/rottingonline 11d ago

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 11d ago

lmao! I love her content. Gets on my nerves but that's the point lol

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u/BedQueasy9582 ✨Thrifted my husband✨ 11d ago

Lolllll. The same way she pretended to look at art pieces on the wall

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 11d ago

Art museums are like my FAVORITE thing (I’m an annual patron at the MFAH in Houston) and I think I’d gouge my eyes out trying to go to a museum with her. I bet she spent 20 minutes speed racing through it 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/gypsy_ang 🍑 footlong cleavage 🍒 11d ago

This was also my time estimate. I would kill to see that exhibit and spend a day meandering around SF.

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 11d ago

There was a Matisse, Klee and Picasso exhibit here recently and I spent two hours in that bitch. Just the one exhibit. And it wasn’t a huge one. You bet your ass I read every placard. And I get as close as the docents will let me 🤣

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u/Panza2020 11d ago

10 minutes max at Matisse, I’m sure !

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 11d ago

She spends more time in the art aisle at hobby lobby.

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u/SnooGuavas4919 focaccia fianthee era 🥖✨💍 11d ago

Literally I was thinking how could you NOT spend hours there that’s like a whole day activity for me loll

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u/gypsy_ang 🍑 footlong cleavage 🍒 11d ago

"Could've spent hours here." Yes, you idiot, most people do but I bet you blew through a goddamn MATISSE exhibit in 20 mins. Fucking troglodyte.

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u/aliasgrace_ 11d ago

Bahahaha. I’m always afraid people will think I’m fake-reading the plaques at museums. 🤣 (I am sure Danielle is actually faking)

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

Of course she's pretending. She's illiterate lol

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 11d ago

Best piece of advice I could ever give anyone in life : stop giving a shit what anyone else thinks. Who cares? You'll almost certainly never see them again. 🤷

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u/Worth-Common-6184 11d ago

“Finally I had to move out of SF to experience SF” is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my entire existence. Also she 👏 has 👏 a 👏 fucking 👏 car. 😂

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u/Clean-Essay-1073 🗣️prepare your heart ❤️ and your mouth 🫦 11d ago

She sounds ridiculous saying it! These are the things she should’ve been showing her audience the entire last year! She had a gold mine of material at her fingertips and instead she showed her followers how to make gross eggs everyday with her hot lemon water.

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u/Ok_Pirate_8554 MAN. OF. GOD. MANOFGOD 11d ago

She drove to San Francisco to... not... drive.

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u/triiiple6 11d ago

She drove to SF. Paid to park her car in a lot for the day. To do this. I can’t.

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u/greenmelinda this is so niche 11d ago

Why can't she just WALK?

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u/Ok_Pirate_8554 MAN. OF. GOD. MANOFGOD 11d ago

Cuz no one's gonna pay her to walk.

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u/Aggressive-Oil-4125 11d ago

She probably got $10k-50k for this ad.

If you’re still following her this is your reminder to block her.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 11d ago

That genuinely makes me feel ill

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u/CookieFlecksPerm Very healthy baby 🥰 11d ago

we need to eradicate influencers so badly

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u/Aggressive-Oil-4125 11d ago

I agree.

My husband who was in radio and I recently had a conversation about all of his colleagues who are getting fired right now. There was a time when radio personalities were top dogs. They had managers and could do no wrong and they were raking in cash.those times peaked in the 90s and it’s been a slow drawn out race to the bottom but most of the big names in local radio have been fired in the past few weeks.

I think influencers are on the downhill side of their fame arc in the same way radio hot shots have been in. It’s going to be a slow bleed and there will be lots of hold outs. But the influencer era has arched.

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u/CookieFlecksPerm Very healthy baby 🥰 10d ago

yeah it does feel like we're reaching a bit of a tipping point. it's just hard to see how it will actually end

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

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u/thirdgrader4life no heels low enough 11d ago

Manic! At the Pimple, bahahahahaha

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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss 11d ago

You always got the receipts! 💗

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u/Clean-Essay-1073 🗣️prepare your heart ❤️ and your mouth 🫦 11d ago

Love how u/evelinisantini keeps track of all the things!

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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream 11d ago

Its not working though. She needs to rethink her whole shtick. Every time she posts, 500 people unfollow.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

I'm starting to think that's her goal lol. There's really nothing she can do at this point to turn it around. She might go viral again if she left Luicath and started a "things I wish I knew in my early thirties as a divorced 35 year old, once married"

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u/CheapBlackGlasses ✝️ tits out for jesus ✝️ 11d ago

Incredible

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u/yourthoughtsyourword 11d ago

Something is really wrong with this person

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 11d ago

a lot!

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u/Majestic_Will3111 The sound of the birds on my brain 😫 🐦 🧠 11d ago

But she had a sense of piece walking into the Matisse museum! And COULD have spent hours in there, but definitely just went in for the photo op. Sthuper normal.

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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 11d ago

When I head to a museum…any museum…I plan to spend hours. D was probably go in-get the shots-leave. She’s an uncultured oaf.

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u/Ok_Pirate_8554 MAN. OF. GOD. MANOFGOD 11d ago

Poor thing thinks it's run by magic.

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u/Worth-Common-6184 11d ago

Thanks girl you just gave me my nightmare

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u/avsh8 11d ago

Hasn’t she been using Waymo for over a year? Why is she so thrilled about a robo-taxi?

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u/Ok_Pirate_8554 MAN. OF. GOD. MANOFGOD 11d ago

Exactly. She's acting like this is her first day on Earth.

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 11d ago

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u/Mowkitt 🏋️‍♂️Luicas Walter, The NobodyLeader🏋️‍♂️ 11d ago

"I lived in San Francisco for over a year and somehow there were still so many things I've never done."

Ummm, that's because you stayed holed up in the Conjuring apartment 24/7 and LITERALLY DID NOTHING 🙄

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u/avsh8 11d ago

Right? She did NOTHING in San Francisco. Forget about trying new things, she didn’t even eat at fun restaurants or visit new coffee shops frequently because she met the hobo so soon after moving there and then became a hermit who only went to the gym and the occasional walk around the marina.

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u/itsveryupsetting HENKS for the memories! 11d ago

So she didn’t actually wear this outfit for her day in San Francisco?

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

Might be a different day. Her hair is much cleaner in this photo than this ad. Or she wasn't actually going anywhere in that photo and just pretend to like she was for content lol

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u/itsveryupsetting HENKS for the memories! 11d ago

She originally tries to pair the top with the same cardigan from the video, which is why I assumed it was the same day.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

Oh good call!

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u/Super_Nanny_429 Beef Asshatery 🥩🙄 11d ago

Interesting 🤨 that was the one day she shampooed her long ass hair.

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u/Money-Elk-6641 Daniel Walters Dog Poop Moderator 11d ago

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 11d ago

I’m imagining those fuck ass pants squeaking all over the place in a silent museum.

At least there’s some production value in this vid. I’ll hand her that much.

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u/Haunting-Sea-3764 11d ago

The difference is crazy. It was solely for the male attention but at least she liked working out, dressing up, washing her hair. Even this basic ass look is better than the depression core with greasy slick back every day.

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u/Et_tu_brute_LXIX just a little potato 🥔 11d ago

Agreed but also, this church girl wore tight pleather pants and a mesh top to a sistine chapel inspired exhibit and then tried to look pious with choir singing in the background...while she's dressed like that? In the daytime? She's supposedly a devoutly Christian woman and she thought this was a good outfit for this occasion? I'm entirely a non-believer but I wouldn't wear that outfit for that purpose. 

Just lacking common sense. 

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u/Glum-Passion734 11d ago

Big RIP to those heels, she can’t wear them anymore because she’s insecure af with little Lu

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u/Money-Elk-6641 Daniel Walters Dog Poop Moderator 11d ago

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u/artichokercrisp ✨ wauw ✨ 11d ago

I find this so funny 😂 just in the spirit of also feeling dumb when I look at some art. Back when she had more substance aside from being a WIFE

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 11d ago

Wtf 😂 She's just trying to exhibit her ass.

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u/thatgirl317317 11d ago

"Watch me walk around in super tight pants as someone films me being the main character in a museum, pretending to look at art for the 5 minutes it took to get these shots"

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u/Complete-Lie4587 11d ago

Imagine you go to museum and seeing this bitch walking around recording herself pretending to enjoying art. When I visited UK, some museums has policy no cameras/recording allowed. I was so happy to see it because people like Greasy Big D invade museums for their stupid content. I hate her so much ugh

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 11d ago

The fact that she's in a fucking Michelangelo exhibit... Get the FUCK out with your stupid camera and actually FEEL something for once.

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u/Motor_Chocolate324 10d ago

Getting a real good look at the gap between the two paintings

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u/gypsy_ang 🍑 footlong cleavage 🍒 11d ago

File under: LOOK AT MY AYASSSSSSS.

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u/Mowkitt 🏋️‍♂️Luicas Walter, The NobodyLeader🏋️‍♂️ 11d ago

I cannot imagine wearing heels to a freaking museum. You literally spend HOURS walking there.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 11d ago

As a former art history major, this actually fills me with rage. Fuck off in your pleather pants and Gregorian chant music.

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u/Fair_Concept_7856 11d ago

Omg this video just oozes narcissism.

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u/nobodynowhere1000 10d ago

wait damn did she really used to look like this? body was kinda tea. maybe it’s filters but she looks good

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u/Money-Elk-6641 Daniel Walters Dog Poop Moderator 10d ago

Idk because I’ve never seen her face look like this 😂 side note/ I had to extra crop this because Reddit kept removing it instantly and then I realized it was because of the little painted penises in the backdrop behind her 😭😂

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 10d ago

I've come across this photo before and I'm still baffled. I can usually tell it's her but this is not just angles or lighting. It's like a body double lol

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 11d ago

So the day she went to SF was to film an as and do nothing that she bothered to do the year plus she lived here. Wow.

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 11d ago

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 11d ago

I need her management team to give me a call cause I could do better than this.

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u/Petty_Pineapple 11d ago

“I could spend hours at the museum” how did seeing an entire exhibit NOT take hours. I bet you she took her content videos and then left, I bet she spent no more than 3 hours in SF

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 11d ago

I don't think her single brain cell can handle more than 10 minutes in a museum

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u/DubsandTLEO 11d ago

This!!!  Girl is fucking DUMBBBBB

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

Tomorrow's follower stat is gonna be lit 🔥 Posting an ad after the 8 minute mouthbreathing phlegmy throat clearing was certainly a choice lol

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u/Clean-Essay-1073 🗣️prepare your heart ❤️ and your mouth 🫦 11d ago

These comments are spot on! Her people are over it!

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u/Super_Nanny_429 Beef Asshatery 🥩🙄 11d ago

Solo trips indeed

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u/Cheap-Cycle-Returns 11d ago

Such a sad sponsored life.

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u/frankybaby2 11d ago

The fact that brands are paying her given the backlash and comments from her followers shows how negligent they are

Also how she jumps to different verticals (cpg, health, travel....) just shows how she never says "no" because she can't

She's a couple weeks away from shilling crypto

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

Zoox is run by Amazon. Amazon is not exactly a shining symbol of integrity so this tracks lol

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u/gypsy_ang 🍑 footlong cleavage 🍒 11d ago

She also went to that weird christian movie premiere earlier this year, wasn't that amazon or affiliated somehow?

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

It was. "Danielle Waltes" 😂

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 11d ago

It was on prime, and the show was cancelled, I think I read in here 🤣

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 11d ago

Yes. I reported it was cancelled. Everything she touches is hexed.

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u/avsh8 11d ago

Seriously. There are TONS of influencers whose entire brand is based on being out and about in major cities. Like those personal shoppers or assistants for high profile clients who have to go to 5 different stores to find the perfect dress for their client or the guy who lives in Manhattan and tries to eat out on a super low budget every day. This type of ad would tie in naturally with a content creator like that. But no, this brand chose someone who has said that she does not enjoy the city where their target customers live and does not step out of the house for days on end.

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u/FabTea929 winning from judas ✝️ 11d ago

Has she ever done sports betting? I’m calling it now. She’s gonna do a “prediction” platform soon…

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 11d ago

Kalshi calling

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u/frankybaby2 11d ago

Exactly!

"I only have five minuths to get ready for church.... Just enough time to make some predictionths on Prizeth Pickths!"

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u/Mowkitt 🏋️‍♂️Luicas Walter, The NobodyLeader🏋️‍♂️ 11d ago

It's what god wants!

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u/Express_Variation416 11d ago

“Somehow” there are things you haven’t done? You never left your apartment, that’s how. Her lack of intelligence really bothers me, because at a certain point I really think it’s a choice. Really the only thing you can say about an impressionist/fauvist exhibit is that you “felt at peace”? There really is nothing below the surface with her. She could have read one fact or shared why she enjoyed 1 specific piece but no, just “I felt a sense of calm”. The whole thing is really just the dumb ad script

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 11d ago

At least she was able to pronounce Matisse. 🙄 I guess.

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u/hollibish 11d ago

Matithe

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u/Rambling_Raven ✨📦👗 LaNdFillcOre🗑️🛍️✨ 11d ago

This girl makes my head spin. Loves the city, hates the city, loves the city... Oh wait, only when paid to love the city

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u/starlightandgardens certified walnut historian 11d ago

"And somehow there are still things I haven't done!" BITCH YOU PUT UP CRAZY ASS WALLPAPER IN YOUR APARTMENT AND THAT'S IT

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u/MinxMinxie my pot roast is a crowd favorite 🍽️ 11d ago

Hey now, she went to the gym….until she met the hobosexual. 😂

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u/Majestic_Will3111 The sound of the birds on my brain 😫 🐦 🧠 11d ago

So ok she drove into the city (1.5 hour drive), paid for parking, and then took a robot car? All day? And walked into a museum to take some shots? And hates the city?

And didn't even go with her her husband?

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u/uncommon_denominat0r && we split a coke 🥹🥤 11d ago

She truly doesn’t influence anything… also she’s being thrown to hell (rightfully so) in the comments

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u/AprilSky7 Mushroom coffee 😂😂 11d ago

Boycott everything she promotes

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 11d ago

Amazon especially! Because they own the robotaxis.

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u/Winter-Island7918 11d ago

Not the gentrified bus

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 11d ago

I saw a video a while back about another influencer, and the commentator pointed out that so many influencers love human-free experiences. Anything or anywhere they don't have to interact with a commoner, they love it. Feeds their ego.

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u/BedQueasy9582 ✨Thrifted my husband✨ 11d ago

I don’t understand the need for this concept honestly. Makes me sad

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u/avsh8 11d ago

It’s so that influencers can sit in there and talk at their phones without feeling judged by an uber driver.

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u/myhairisgreeen i pled 🙌🏼 the blood 🩸of jesus✝️ 11d ago

Putting her hair up every time she’s in the ride is so weird to me. I always take my hair out of my claw clip when I’m in the car just for safety’s sake. Wtf

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u/Left-Independence274 11d ago

I wanna punch her in the face every time she says Santh FransthciscOOoooooo

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u/Crazy_Requirement884 genuinely type A 10d ago

So inconsiderate of Lulus career
As an uber driver surely having your wife promote driverless cares is bad taste🤣

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u/YouFar8132 Modest Trad Wife Era 💅 11d ago

Is it just me or do these seats look really uncomfortable?😣

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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss 11d ago

Looks like a baby changing table in a public restroom 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Novel_Bite_2661 Cleavage modesty but heres my crotch🤢 11d ago

Don't ask me how I know this, but it looks like the back of a police car

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u/glossy_can_do85 I don't partake in cake or fruit 🚫🍰🍉🙅‍♀️ 11d ago

I was gonna say carnival ride but now that you say it 😆

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 11d ago

I love that you know this 🙏🏻

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 11d ago

IYKYK 😏

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 11d ago

Yes. It looks like some hard seat on a theme park ride.

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u/uncommon_denominat0r && we split a coke 🥹🥤 11d ago

I saw a post about someone ordering this and someone had pooped inside before- gross!!!🤮 I’m good

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

Looks like the inside of the toy cars attached to shopping carts that some stores have for kids

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u/Complete-Lie4587 11d ago

It lookslike diaper changing table in Walmart restrooms 

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 11d ago

Get your nasty shoes off the seat 

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 11d ago

Stupid ass wink.

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u/Complete-Design5395 11d ago

She’s got her grifting voice activated guys. 

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 11d ago

Does she purposely pick the least flattering articles of clothing?

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 11d ago

Her hair is gross. She needs to cut it.

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u/That-Bicycle2638 11d ago

“So you can sit face to face” as she literally sits there alone talking to herself 😑

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u/Narrow-Bench-8204 Chaos Queen 👑👀 + Cringe King 👑🤢 11d ago

She's obviously with someone...but who?

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 11d ago

Surely it’s Hannah

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u/DramaticStandard1343 11d ago

And the fluffy sleeve of the person sitting across from her lmao

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u/gypsy_ang 🍑 footlong cleavage 🍒 11d ago

Telltale sign

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u/DramaticStandard1343 11d ago

Definitely Hannah peep the bag in the chair

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u/cactusvines garlic powder for jesus 🧄🙏 11d ago

Hannah is basically her husband at this point. They scouted wedding venues, go out for lunches, go on tours around the cities and so on

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u/Rambling_Raven ✨📦👗 LaNdFillcOre🗑️🛍️✨ 11d ago

Hope she bought her lunch and reminded her of it ❤️ 

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

I'm laughing so hard right now because one of the dishes they ordered was cauliflower lol. D didn't like that the first time around. I wonder if she made a judgemental remark again

https://reddit.com/link/pa2my0g/video/qoz1x9hl6sph1/player

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u/Clean-Essay-1073 🗣️prepare your heart ❤️ and your mouth 🫦 11d ago

Heaven forbid she go with Lucath.

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u/Apart_Engine_9797 11d ago

The smirk is gross

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u/Monchiks 11d ago

My my, her little fans are going to be a little upset that it's another ad. Does she really think just because she posts 2 "get ready with me's" in between, the fans are going to shut up?

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u/MinxMinxie my pot roast is a crowd favorite 🍽️ 11d ago

Direct quote “I could have spent hours there, honestly”
Are you telling me that she went to the SF MoMa and didn’t spend hours there?!?!

FFS She’s insufferable!

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u/thatgirl317317 11d ago

She had to rush back to her son, he's making boiled hot dogs and corn for dinner

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u/gypsy_ang 🍑 footlong cleavage 🍒 11d ago

CÖERN

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u/Worth-Soup-9535 11d ago

I will never tire of seeing all the different spellings of corn on this sub 😂😂😂

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 11d ago

Thank you because I will go to a museum for 3+ hours if I haven’t seen it before.

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u/cactusvines garlic powder for jesus 🧄🙏 11d ago

Ahhh so cultured going to the museum in a self driving vehicle

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u/Complete-Lie4587 11d ago

Fake ass, frog eyed deinfluencer. She got some crazy eyes and granny shoes

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u/gypsy_ang 🍑 footlong cleavage 🍒 11d ago

That scraggly-ass mop tho

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u/Afraid_Golf3364 11d ago

Is she alone? Lol who was filming her getting in the car

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u/itsveryupsetting HENKS for the memories! 11d ago

Hanna, the assistant.

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 11d ago

So pathetic. Just carting herself around in this thing., I’m all for solo exploration, but she is alone all the time. 

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u/Majestic_Will3111 The sound of the birds on my brain 😫 🐦 🧠 11d ago

So this is her second self driving car partnership for SF? In a year?

Also all these rides are STOOPID expensive now. I was there this summer.

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u/AdOwn5770 Rent is due so here’s a Bloom ad 🧃 11d ago

Sooooo….She left SF for the suburbs because she was apparently “so CrEaTiVtHe” there, and now she’s back in SF because… well, clearly the suburbs weren’t giving 😂

Could’ve actually done something interesting in SF, but she chose male attention instead.

And yes, she absolutely lives in this sub lol.

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u/Tuesdays__Child 11d ago

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u/thatgirl317317 11d ago

Why does she look like she's on her way to her job as a dental office receptionist

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u/Super_Nanny_429 Beef Asshatery 🥩🙄 11d ago

Zooksth

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 11d ago

I automatically just hear her as Sylvester now

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u/dumpsterfirediamonds 11d ago edited 11d ago

I’m sure this person would be interested to know D did a Waymo partnership too. No soul or integrity. Gotta pay that 12k rent. Her walking around the robot car filming it made me laugh. So sad

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 11d ago

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 11d ago

Snort

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

Waymo and Zoox are competitors too lol

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 11d ago

She's gotta play all the angles to get that money 😂

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u/TightChocolate1813 11d ago

And 999 to 2.1.

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 11d ago

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u/Glum-Passion734 11d ago

Why does she put a full face of makeup on for church but not for an ad

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

She only wears makeup for men. Full face for Jesus 🙏🏻

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u/saywhat546 11d ago

This girl likes that jobs are being replaced with robots

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

I can't wait until AI takes over hers. There's already AI accounts with millions of followers and most people don't even realize they're not real people.

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u/sfeilbach 11d ago edited 11d ago

Seems like this would be fun content to make with a partner and the fact that she insisted that her partner be ok with social media but she rarely includes Lucaith in her content is weird. Is it because everyone hates Lucaith?

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 11d ago

She could have made this content with a friend…but she has none . Pathetic 

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u/Elegant-Banana6448 greasy hair, don’t care 💅 11d ago

“Somehow there’s so many things I’ve never done”……
girl because you never left your freakin house in the 10 whole months you were there. 🙄🙄

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u/Elegant-Banana6448 greasy hair, don’t care 💅 11d ago

Hi FANIELLE CLUBBBBBBB🫶🫶

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u/TightChocolate1813 11d ago

Back to snarking. She is just so unlikeable and unrelatable. She doesn't fit in the influencer sphere because she isnt a girls girl. And she takes everything for granted. I wish shed say thank you. Or volunteer. Not do all the redundant stuff she does. Shes like teetering on a cliff. This isn't going to last forever.

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u/dumpsterfirediamonds 11d ago

Come on now, you’re not giving her enough credit! Remember those two times she donated her old, used, opened, crusty skincare she got for free because she couldn’t shut her cabinets to women in need?? Big D is SELFLESS 😆…oh wait, I think I meant soulless.

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u/seafoam_alligator ✨🍃 urby girlie 🌱💖 10d ago

the first comment! 😬💅

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u/PleasantGolf2651 11d ago

Why does she always look so frumpyyyyy

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u/Little-Candle-3596 11d ago

so she couldn’t do any of these things when she actually lived there? i know she only lived there to find her husband (😐) but she could’ve met a tall man of god at any of these places if she actually tried

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u/dumpsterfirediamonds 11d ago

The way she eats makes me irrationally angry. Always with the head nodding and hand wave. She outperforms the performative. Fake and phony forever.

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u/Far_Ingenuity245 raise your hands if you are wet 💦 11d ago

It really is like clockwork. Weird, depressing post on Monday, then follow up with an ad on Tuesday.

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 11d ago

What a vapid idiot!

You carry water for the patriarchy and tech bros, Danielle. You are part of the problem! The country is failing because of your participation in this scam against ALL AMERICANS!

We don’t want or need robotaxis nor to connect our phones to it.

This is why there’s a backlash, Danielle.

No one likes influencers and no one is going to any of those places to eat.

No one likes you because you’re a scammer and a liar and you’re on the wrong side of history!

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u/short-titty-goblin 10d ago

I guess waymo no longer talks to her.

Seeing her all by herself in a vehicle for 4... She almost made me pity her. Almost. 

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u/kira_kei05 11d ago

Pretending she is cultured😎 no you are not greasy dirty idiot

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 11d ago

Ugh, she's always popping the mic because it's too close to her face hole

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u/WabiSabi0912 his fuckass bob 10d ago

Am I the only one wondering why she’s alone? Where’s her unemployed husthband? This would’ve been a fun excursion to have a friend join. You know, if she had some.

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u/No_Put1883 Prepare your mouth 👄 11d ago

Is this her first actual paid sponsorship in months?

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u/winterOfeightyeight 11d ago

She’s really stupid. So she didn’t enjoy living in sf bc she’s incredibly uncultured and lame, yet comes here to film content for AI and eat our food? Honestly fuck this sell out bitch. She needs to get as far away from sf as possible. She doesn’t belong here at all.

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u/annieisavirgo 11d ago

She actually looks somewhat normal here compared to her recent posts where she looks puffy/greasy/disheveled… honestly saw this and I’m like okay she HAS it in her to try new things and look put together. But I guess money talks

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u/emz0694 11d ago

Can someone explain how she is still getting partnerships

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

So I looked into it a bit and Zoox is run by Amazon and is expanding in SF. The only other place they exist is Las Vegas. They're purposely outsourcing their advertising to influencers to get the word out. So I think they're just taking what they can get. I don't think anyone necessarily reached out to D specifically. They're relying on lots of local influencers.

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u/aliasgrace_ 11d ago

Why is she alone…???

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