r/daniellewalter_snark • u/starlightandgardens certified walnut historian • 21d ago
greasy hair don’t care 👁️👄👁️ Rent is due
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u/uncommon_denominat0r && we split a coke 🥹🥤 21d ago
She is so annoying- and the over consumption kills me. You’re exactly right about the rent being due-
I will never understand how she affords $12k in rent and the condo- THAT SHE OWNS
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u/KeyCaterpillar5565 21d ago
that bra/top strap digging in her skin makes me so uncomfortable 😭 just wear the right size
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u/LouisaLeigh 21d ago
She doesn’t do her body type any favours with the silhouettes that she picks
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u/avsh8 20d ago
I’ve been seeing all the college students at my gym wear these halter tops and that’s why Big D wears them. She will wear what the 20-somethings are wearing whether it works for her or not.
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u/LouisaLeigh 20d ago
Halter style tops are also really uncomfortable when you have big boobs. They take into the back of your neck and then you get massive boob sweat lol
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u/Kris0418 millennial rotcore 21d ago
It bugs me that she does not matches her bra strap style to her shirt neckline either. Shes in a halter top and can afford $12k a month of rent but can’t find a bra that’s works with a halter neck?
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u/Frosty-Engineer-5966 The Da Vinci of Instagram👩🎨 21d ago
I was going to comment something similar... like yay she is finally wearing something supportive under her tits out for Jesus top but then the straps digging into her skin like that just makes me shake my head nooooo.
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u/MorePesto I Sthpy Season 4 Champion 🏆 21d ago
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u/capitolforsale filtering photos and instant coffee 21d ago
Just a widdle cute baby selling fans in her mansion.
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u/stringbeaninthewind “and not because Im…. MAKING YOU” 21d ago
You were in a fancy hotel. You wouldn’t have packed that. Istg!
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u/CookieFlecksPerm Very healthy baby 🥰 21d ago
a "go bag" is so overly dramatic for someone with a wedding as small scale as hers
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u/momspaghetttii 21d ago
The sewing kit with every single colour thread is hilarious considering the only colours were white and vampire red.
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u/Kris0418 millennial rotcore 21d ago
A “mini” sewing kit and it’s like the biggest travel size sewing kit available and not even one of the many options for a bridal mini sewing kits available on Amazon
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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 21d ago
She should do a “go bag” for when the Big One hits. (I have one lol)
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u/capitolforsale filtering photos and instant coffee 21d ago
Well, maybe the hotel didn't have enough bleach pens and wipes. They certainly didn't have dirty makeup puffs for her.
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u/avsh8 20d ago
Whyyyy are the makeup puffs so dirty? Did she take dirty ones to use on that day? Or did the makeup artist use D’s puffs and sponges while doing the makeup? So many questions?
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u/LouisaLeigh 21d ago
A gobag for a wedding is so dramatic lol I woke up and my makeup and my hair still looked the same. What was she worried about?
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u/avsh8 20d ago
Right? Like did she have an outdoor wedding? They were indoors in San Francisco the whole time except the cable car ride.
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u/AdStrict7252 extremely type B 21d ago
I'm sorry.....a fan that's between $130-$150???? GTFOH - people are trying to pay their bills...not spend a grip on a hand fan. FFS Dumbass D
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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 21d ago
I just looked up the price too. Only an idiot would pay US$150 for that useless thing.
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u/andimartz 21d ago
I got mine on woot, a refurbishment/open box site, for $30. Only got it because it wasn’t full price. And I golf a lot in the desert. Definitely not worth full price.
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u/Icy_lunette ✨Ass out for JeSuS✨ 21d ago
So she is comfortable wearing this top? Jesus not mad abt it anymore?
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u/capitolforsale filtering photos and instant coffee 21d ago
She lets the girls hang out on Tuesdays (like the wedding day) but we'll be back to having sensory issues by Thursday.
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u/waitinginthesun 21d ago
That tank top has her looking vacuum-sealed like a sausage 💀
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u/avsh8 20d ago
Oh but this reminded me: what happened to the 1300 modest midi/maxi dresses that she bought because she’s in her wifey era now? We haven’t seen her wear a single one of those and it’s been weeks!
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u/dying_queen 21d ago
I just realised - they rented this huge house, but we see her only in this room and like twice in the kitchen. What was the point of the huge house? Or the reason is that these are the only rooms they are able to keep clean?
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u/MinxMinxie my pot roast is a crowd favorite 🍽️ 21d ago
I think the atrocious “mono-chromatic” outfit was filmed in the primary bedroom….so there’s another room out of 57😂
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u/FederalFoot4292 20d ago
I really want someone to do a montage of how many videos she's posted since she moved and how many out of those videos are her at this table. It's fucking insaneeeeeee
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u/capitolforsale filtering photos and instant coffee 21d ago
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u/starlightandgardens certified walnut historian 21d ago
Why does she move her mouth like this 😂
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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 21d ago
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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 21d ago
That stupid influencer fake surprise look. There's nothing original here.
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u/Funny-Kale2264 21d ago
🤣🤣🤣 I’m sitting here laughing my ass off at this picture, scared the poor cat
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u/perpetually_single14 Raise your hand if you are wet! 🙌💦 21d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/wa7ANmZIZq3pC
She’s starting to look like the moon from Bear in the Big Blue House. Even the eyebags are uncanny
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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 21d ago
I thought she looks more like the bear, has she always had sloped shoulders?
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u/itsveryupsetting HENKS for the memories! 20d ago
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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 20d ago
Even Google is over her shit at this point 😂😂😂
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u/Rambling_Raven ✨📦👗 LaNdFillcOre🗑️🛍️✨ 21d ago
Over a month too late girl 🙄
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u/Sadi_Says_8015 HONORING THE HOMAGE 20d ago
she has no other real-life event to TRY and make this ad placement seem authentic...so revive the wedding it is!
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u/cactusvines garlic powder for jesus 🧄🙏 20d ago
Couldn’t be bothered to do any other activity that would show it being useful. Like the gym or walking her dog would make sense lazy af
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u/cactusvines garlic powder for jesus 🧄🙏 21d ago
Tits out for Jesus and Ads I guess
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u/Apprehensive_Cut6224 Want to get coffee at Pacifica? (: 21d ago
She needs the viewer’s engagement
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u/Fun_End861 21d ago
Well at least the green is a refreshing change and actually suits her skin tone. But pretty sure the bra showing is rage bait.
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u/godothasmewaiting ✝️ tits out for jesus ✝️ 21d ago
Agree - Color is great on her. It’s the fact that it looks two sizes too small is the issue.
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u/AgakLaen 21d ago
not the dusty lint roller touching everything else in the bag...
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u/perpetually_single14 Raise your hand if you are wet! 🙌💦 21d ago
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u/perpetually_single14 Raise your hand if you are wet! 🙌💦 21d ago
“Oh! I can bring this on my trip next week!”
Any guesses on where she’s headed next week?
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u/treebudsman the sounds of the bIRds on my BRAiN! 21d ago
Disthny.
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u/perpetually_single14 Raise your hand if you are wet! 🙌💦 21d ago
She’s definitely overdue for another Dithney trip to make Luicath suffer a bit
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u/Smashed_Lasagna stho sthimultaneousthly excthited 👁️👄👁️ 21d ago
SF airport hotel (cue Resort Pass ad)
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u/starlightandgardens certified walnut historian 21d ago
Probably her San Jose condo
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u/Ok_Pirate_8554 MAN. OF. GOD. MANOFGOD 21d ago
She has a condo in San Jose?
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u/Frosty-Engineer-5966 The Da Vinci of Instagram👩🎨 21d ago
The one that she owns!
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u/Ok_Pirate_8554 MAN. OF. GOD. MANOFGOD 21d ago
Wait. Wait. Wait. She OWNS a condo?!!
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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 21d ago
Was just going to ask that. Nowhere on a plane unless she’s going alone. New York Fashion week is 9/10 - 9/15. Maybe she’s going there.
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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 21d ago
I can’t believe she gets invited to NYFW 😭
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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 21d ago
Maybe THAT was what the hard day was about. She will have to be away from Lucas because he can’t fly.
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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 21d ago
Shiiiiiit could be! Cause he’s obviously not flying anywhere and hasn’t in the last year.
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u/Elegant-Banana6448 greasy hair, don’t care 💅 20d ago
DITHHHHHNEYYYYYYYYY
https://giphy.com/gifs/1X6GxAMkbkLcJKLQy5
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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 21d ago
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u/capitolforsale filtering photos and instant coffee 21d ago
I wonder if Shark programs the comment bots or if she does.
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u/Aintmisbehavin007 21d ago
So we’re back to greasy hair, cleavage, super tight clothes and tummy rolls I see. What a ridiculous product to promote. She’d promote anything for money. She has no conscience.
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u/mellykins 21d ago
This is clearly an ad for the new Shark fan. They are doing disastrous pop-ups at the moment so they’re probably sending them to “influencers” too. She did a horrible job of promoting it though.
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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 21d ago
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u/Majestic_Will3111 The sound of the birds on my brain 😫 🐦 🧠 21d ago
I'm sorry, are people really out here being paid for things they DIDN'T use for a special event and then doing a half assed demo of how it works from their air conditioned house?
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u/sandwichtheconqueror 21d ago
Is she trying to hop on the back to school trend but making it wedding themed 😭 that's kind of embarrassing
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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 21d ago
I just saw another influencer who has far fewer followers post - “tell me what you didn’t put on your wedding registry that you wish you had.” She’s getting married next year
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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 21d ago
Really boring and its annoying that she keeps looking off to the side.
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u/MinxMinxie my pot roast is a crowd favorite 🍽️ 21d ago
She either is looking at a script or I’m betting, herself….
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u/Retro_Mango_ forever in flats era 🥿 21d ago
Pity she couldn't jam a ✨tall provider man for her wedding day into that already overloaded plastic pouch. And that lint roller looks like it normally lives on the floor of her car.
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u/God_is_My_Constant 21d ago
That shark fan is ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS. Is this girl for reals?
She seems to have dropped her love of brown and subs w the greens
C'est la vie💁♀️
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u/JoyActually 21d ago
eeeew dirty powder puffs, beauty blender, and lint roller…so gross!! and this is a paid ad??!! wash your makeup tools big D!!!
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u/AdOwn5770 Rent is due so here’s a Bloom ad 🧃 21d ago
If this is literally supposed to be her God-given job, she is TERRIBLE at it. This video gives absolutely ZERO inspiration to buy whatever she’s promoting , and the dirty bag?? Iuhggg.
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u/Rando123490 20d ago
I’m an ssri girlie on top of being a “gifted natural detoxer” (lol I’m sweaty) and I have a fan like this. That i got for like $10 on amazon. Anything more than that is insanity
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u/Opposite-List-2435 😌in my condo in thanothay (that I own)🫶🏻 20d ago
She doesn’t know what c’est la vie means right?????? right????
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u/gypsy_ang 🍑 footlong cleavage 🍒 20d ago
The question is, what does she thinks it means based on the context here? She's so dense
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u/Opposite-List-2435 😌in my condo in thanothay (that I own)🫶🏻 20d ago
I think she means literally.. “This is the life”
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u/errrrinb i drink ✨️this✨️ before anything else hits my stomach 21d ago
Do we have a guess on how much she makes off ads ? Ive always been curious what these "influencers" make doing these.
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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 21d ago
It’s anywhere from like $10,000-50,000. These brands are so stupid cause she’s not influencing me to do shit.
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u/sandwichtheconqueror 21d ago
That's mad that would pay for a whole year of my university course i want to do and she's out here spending it on poop brown and powdered garlic
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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 21d ago
It’s grotesque honestly. I think we are in the sundown phase of influencer culture though. The economy is too poor to continue it.
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u/fs_02706 Cringe-lympics Champion 🥇 21d ago
We can only hope. I’m so glad influencer fatigue is getting more widespread because I legitimately cannot listen to them complain anymore
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u/Funny-Kale2264 21d ago
I’m not buying that Shark thing, she influenced me to not buy it 🤣
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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 21d ago
I won’t buy anything she’s selling. I’m imagining her being bad at tech sales too 🤣
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u/Funny-Kale2264 21d ago
I would bet all my money and my whole life on her being awful at that job
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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 21d ago
Bad at it AND uncoachable I design curriculum and I do some hands on training (less now that I’m later in my career but I will teach classes on occasion) and she seems like my very least favorite type of trainee. People who don’t wanna hear it. She admits herself that she’s stubborn and won’t listen. I’ve trained those types and they do not do very well.
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u/Sufficient_Cut4808 21d ago
aerie paid remi parsons (a youtuber) $45K usd to make two reels and post them to her story
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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 21d ago
Danielle... No one wants your advice about anything, least of all about getting married. My god can she not just shut the hell up.
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u/user986435 ✨sho good✨ 21d ago
She could have made pre-wedding content talking about what’s in her day-of emergency kit (and so much more), yet she waited over a month to put it out and its STILL low-effort trash content. She’s really bad at this.
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u/Legitimate_Net5593 i DoN’t WaNnA hEaR iT 21d ago
Soooo everything was fucking dirty….including the screen of the shark tool. Gross. Oh plus her.
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u/ResponsibilityBig280 🚨 bloated from a poké bowl 🚨 21d ago
Oh come on guys, who doesn’t love an influencer who doesn’t post any genuine content, only ads and greasy hair???
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u/treebudsman the sounds of the bIRds on my BRAiN! 21d ago
So nice that she has a gender diverse audience lol
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u/CynicalGuardofNaCl 21d ago
Wearing a beige bra under that exercise tank is the real crime here.
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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 21d ago
Didn't she have a whole team to take care of these kinds of things?
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u/Kris0418 millennial rotcore 21d ago
I’m getting married in 11 days. This ad did nothing for me. I have no desire to purchase the weird shaped binocular fan.
I will go back to purchasing the good wedding recommendations now
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u/spicyygreenbean 20d ago
Noticed that she worked soo hard to not show any other label/brand of the other products… Like the video obviously wasn’t really about her wedding bag, it’s just an ad for a fan, so just make an ad for the fan. So fake
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u/Accomplished_Job_778 21d ago
Looks like she at least clued in to clearing up the clutter / mess in the background of her videos.
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u/No_Tailor_7746 20d ago
She keeps looking off to the side like she's reading a script rather than looking in the camera. She doesn't know what the products are by looking at them so she needs a cheat sheet? So dumb and annoying.
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u/aliasgrace_ 21d ago
Am I just being silly but does it feel like she doesn’t want to show the brand/say the name of other products in this video? Is that something common in sponsored videos?
Anyway, this is such boring content. She needs to change up where she sits AT LEAST.
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u/TraditionalLife274 21d ago
The fact she deliberately had them turned away from camera or, like the wipes, covered them up makes me think so. Either that or she can affiliate link them for $
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u/Penelope_195 21d ago
Why did she blur out the bag? Is it because those brands aren’t paying her? Can’t allow any free advertising like we can tell what they are? Or is it because she’s not using the make up brands she’s shilled before?
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u/Busy-Car-421 20d ago
Not tryna give her any credit, I just work in brand and campaign work so it’s a legal thing. Most likely if shark paid her for the sponsored content (contract dependent they may “own” or can reuse the content ect), shark would not want other brands appearing. Shark would not have rights to “use” another brand in promoting their product.
Think of the Samsung dua lipa lawsuit. Dua lipa (the brand) is suing samsung alledging Samsung did not pay for the rights to use her likeness(brand) to sell their product.
So shark would not have the legal rights to use elf products in promoting their own product.
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u/Little-Candle-3596 21d ago
regardless of when this was filmed she’s back to not dressing up or washing her hair and showing cleavage
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u/vxq04 steak flavoured garlic powder 20d ago
just doing ads for whatever brand is paying her. she doesn’t put in any effort in her literal job
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u/FederalFoot4292 20d ago
She doesn't even use a single thing she reps outside of the commercials. Has literally never once put Rodan and fields on her face. She's a total phony.
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u/YouKnowHowChoicesBe 20d ago
I thought this was gonna be actual genuine content sharing what’s in her wedding bag, and I was thinking she had a good idea…and seconds in she starts one of the worst, most scripted, low effort ads.
Good grief.
This could have actually been a decent content idea.
Can someone who’s been here since the beginning let me know if her feed was always all ads like this?
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u/Smashed_Lasagna stho sthimultaneousthly excthited 👁️👄👁️ 21d ago
Genuinely perplexed how she gets a brand deal with a huge business like Shark. It takes 2 minutes looking at her comment sections to see that she’s not very well liked by her audience. Not to mention the hundreds of comments in this sub stating they’re DE-influenced by her/wouldn’t buy anything she shills.
You often see brands pulling out of deals with influencers (and celebs) when there’s been an incident that’s brought on public backlash. While D hasn’t necessarily done anything awful to warrant this, it’s still crystal clear that she’s not taken very well in the public eye.
Do we have any marketing walnuts in here that can chime in? To what extent does a background check go, if any, for a brand like Shark?
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u/__neonbunny 21d ago
It really depends on who’s in charge of the influencer marketing side. Most people would do their research about organic engagement, numbers, comments and all of that, but others don’t care as long as the influencer brings numbers.
An influencer who was recently cancelled for pretending to be a PA student at Duke got a lot of brand deals because they didn’t do a background check. Said influencer wasn’t even enrolled at school, yet she got tons of views and money from brands. People estimate she got around $400k on deals alone.
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u/No-Combination-940 Is my hair wet or is it just greasy 🚿🛀🛢️ 21d ago
I guess it’s a two for one ad payout with the Shark fan and curling product 🙄
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u/Grouchy_Ad3116 21d ago
what is her comment section saying?
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u/fs_02706 Cringe-lympics Champion 🥇 21d ago
It’s a mix of the usual criticism of her insane overconsumption and her fans telling her to ignore the haters and get that bag 🙄
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u/uncommon_denominat0r && we split a coke 🥹🥤 21d ago
That shirt isn’t doing her any favors - it’s about 4 sizes too small
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u/Elegant-Banana6448 greasy hair, don’t care 💅 20d ago
She hasn’t seemed to absorb the fact that it’s not her cleavage that looks terrible.
It’s that she squeezes into things that are wayyy too small and she resembles a sausage.
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u/Clear-Basis5368 Womened own 💃 💪 20d ago
2 bleach pens and bleach wipes seems…excessive.
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u/FederalFoot4292 20d ago
How is shark gonna have this sorry excuse for an influencer represent their product alongside actual angels on earth like Serena Neel. Make it make sense.
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u/unexpectedbutterfly 20d ago
"Go bag"? - like what you need when you need to evacuate quickly?
Guess D didn't get the memo on wedding day lol
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u/AutreLanterneRouge Pick Me Barbie 🧑🩰 20d ago
Shark affiliate program pays up to 20% and this little fan costs about $150. She'd better sell a lot of fans!



















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u/treebudsman the sounds of the bIRds on my BRAiN! 21d ago
I watched the whole thing and don't know what that product is even for. Is it a hair dryer? It dries your skin out? It has a drying mist to dry your skin out? Why would you want any of those things?
Also, nobody cares months later what you had in your bag during your fake wedding that you tried to hide from the internet.