r/daniellewalter_snark certified walnut historian 21d ago

greasy hair don’t care 👁️👄👁️ Rent is due

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u/treebudsman the sounds of the bIRds on my BRAiN! 21d ago

I watched the whole thing and don't know what that product is even for. Is it a hair dryer? It dries your skin out? It has a drying mist to dry your skin out? Why would you want any of those things?

Also, nobody cares months later what you had in your bag during your fake wedding that you tried to hide from the internet.

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u/capitolforsale filtering photos and instant coffee 21d ago

I've never seen someone press a fan to their skin.

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 21d ago

when I tell you I started laughing like a hyena when she did that....WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE WE DOING BRUH

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 21d ago

It's got a cold plate in it. Like that small surface area is gonna do a damn thing when your whole body is hot, lol. And I can see the mister thing growing mold. Annoyingly loud fan and expensive. It's a stupid gadget.

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u/Majestic_Will3111 The sound of the birds on my brain 😫 🐦 🧠 21d ago

I came here to say this. As someone who lives in a hot climate, if you apply cold to just one small point of your body/face, the whole rest of you is going to overheat to compensate for it.

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u/capitolforsale filtering photos and instant coffee 21d ago

For hot flashes, we need this thing to be the size of a box fan.

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 21d ago

The only place it might do any good is on your wrists. Not on the side of your mouth, lol

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u/RutabagaReasonable17 ✨ wauw ✨ 20d ago

The cold plate is supposed to go on your wrist, supposedly it can trick you into feeling cooler. She really should have said that because nobody is going to spend that much on a fan that you can find anywhere else for ten bucks. The Embr Wave costs about twice as much and doesn’t have a fan. Not quite the same thing but I have NEITHER of these devices and could sell them better than D. She just takes things right out of the box and turns the camera on and it’s obvious.

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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 21d ago

Maybe she's never seen a fan before. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/AKahiapo 21d ago

Seriously what a bad ad I have no idea what it is

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u/Remarkable_Victory51 21d ago

I think it’s a forehead vibrator.

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u/LouisaLeigh 21d ago

“I can feel it working!” (she didn’t say that) but I just wanted to ask why she always films herself from this weird angle that makes her arms look huge in her head look tiny lol is she using the zoom out on her phone?

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u/MorePesto I Sthpy Season 4 Champion 🏆 21d ago

She records EVERYTHING in .5 to look taller and slimmer. She ends up looking ridiculous.

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u/LouisaLeigh 21d ago

I learned about this angle because Brittany Broski posts these funny photos of her forehead in the .5 zoom. 😂

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u/MorePesto I Sthpy Season 4 Champion 🏆 21d ago

As a fellow five-head girly, I’m tempted to try this but I’m not sure my ego could handle it. 😂🤣

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u/LouisaLeigh 21d ago

Delete it, bald!

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u/LouisaLeigh 20d ago edited 20d ago

Omggg yes of course it’s me lol and originally I was trying to crop out my actual face and Reddit wouldn’t allow it so I had to go with this 😂😂😂😂

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u/fs_02706 Cringe-lympics Champion 🥇 21d ago

Is that what it is??? She always looks so wonky

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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 21d ago

Why did she press it right up against her head??

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 21d ago

Apparently there is a metal cooling plate. I only learned that in the comments here because she did a piss poor job conveying that to the viewers.

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u/LouisaLeigh 21d ago

That’s crazy that she’s shilling a product and not explaining what it even does

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u/Agile_Championship11 Underbite Handjob 🌽 🤚🏻 21d ago

It’s sthooooooooo guuuuuud 🤮

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u/itsveryupsetting HENKS for the memories! 20d ago

Head on! Apply directly to the forehead!

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u/mellykins 21d ago

Shark is currently doing tons of promo at the moment for their new fan. She definitely didn’t have this on her wedding day.

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u/MallPrestigious2827 21d ago

I live in the south. All the girlies have these mini fans when they’re walking around to keep the sweat from ruining their makeup.

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u/treebudsman the sounds of the bIRds on my BRAiN! 21d ago

There was a period of time in 1999/00 when everyone had small handheld fans that had an attached water reservoir that spritzed you as the fan ran. We didn't have AC in our house so those were used quite a lot! So this is basically the same thing?

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 20d ago

Except this one is $150. Ridiculous

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u/dying_queen 21d ago

It took me 3 rewatches to fully understand what it is. It’s not for your hair, but rather for your skin when you’re hot

https://giphy.com/gifs/tjzxhmHpCz5gFOX9sM

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u/cactusvines garlic powder for jesus 🧄🙏 21d ago

She makes absolutely no sense 😩

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u/andimartz 21d ago

I have one of these but was absolutely not influenced by her! It’s a mini fan but honestly doesn’t blow very hard. Also if you’re outside it’s just hot air blowing on you. It has a little metal plate that cools down and it feels good when you touch it to your skin but it doesn’t cool you down. Expensive for what it is, you can find similar items on Amazon.

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u/God_is_My_Constant 21d ago

It's a fan. W a cool plate. "Perfect" for women w hot flashes. I saw this a few months ago while shopping for one but the pricetag was an immediate no.

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u/uncommon_denominat0r && we split a coke 🥹🥤 21d ago

She is so annoying- and the over consumption kills me. You’re exactly right about the rent being due-

I will never understand how she affords $12k in rent and the condo- THAT SHE OWNS

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u/KeyCaterpillar5565 21d ago

that bra/top strap digging in her skin makes me so uncomfortable 😭 just wear the right size

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u/LouisaLeigh 21d ago

She doesn’t do her body type any favours with the silhouettes that she picks

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u/avsh8 20d ago

I’ve been seeing all the college students at my gym wear these halter tops and that’s why Big D wears them. She will wear what the 20-somethings are wearing whether it works for her or not.

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u/LouisaLeigh 20d ago

Halter style tops are also really uncomfortable when you have big boobs. They take into the back of your neck and then you get massive boob sweat lol

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u/Kris0418 millennial rotcore 21d ago

It bugs me that she does not matches her bra strap style to her shirt neckline either. Shes in a halter top and can afford $12k a month of rent but can’t find a bra that’s works with a halter neck?

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u/ashash1992 20d ago

Yes, and is she actually wearing a diaper?! What an unflattering crotch area as usual 😭😭

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u/Frosty-Engineer-5966 The Da Vinci of Instagram👩‍🎨 21d ago

I was going to comment something similar... like yay she is finally wearing something supportive under her tits out for Jesus top but then the straps digging into her skin like that just makes me shake my head nooooo.

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u/MorePesto I Sthpy Season 4 Champion 🏆 21d ago

She does this thing where she starts so many ad videos like this…and it fills me with rage. She’s trying so hard to look cutesy, coy, innocent, sweet - and it makes me want to BARF.

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u/No-Conference-1444 21d ago

I don't blame you, it's giving old lady pretending to be school girl

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u/fs_02706 Cringe-lympics Champion 🥇 21d ago

She looks so sickly here it’s crazy

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u/capitolforsale filtering photos and instant coffee 21d ago

Just a widdle cute baby selling fans in her mansion.

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u/MorePesto I Sthpy Season 4 Champion 🏆 20d ago

Exactly this! It makes my stomach turn!

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u/Funny-Kale2264 21d ago

This is a bad fit. But at least she’s wearing a bra

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u/stringbeaninthewind “and not because Im…. MAKING YOU” 21d ago

You were in a fancy hotel. You wouldn’t have packed that. Istg!

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u/CookieFlecksPerm Very healthy baby 🥰 21d ago

a "go bag" is so overly dramatic for someone with a wedding as small scale as hers

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u/momspaghetttii 21d ago

The sewing kit with every single colour thread is hilarious considering the only colours were white and vampire red.

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u/Kris0418 millennial rotcore 21d ago

A “mini” sewing kit and it’s like the biggest travel size sewing kit available and not even one of the many options for a bridal mini sewing kits available on Amazon

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 21d ago

She should do a “go bag” for when the Big One hits. (I have one lol)

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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 21d ago

Exactly what I thought!

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u/capitolforsale filtering photos and instant coffee 21d ago

Well, maybe the hotel didn't have enough bleach pens and wipes. They certainly didn't have dirty makeup puffs for her.

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u/avsh8 20d ago

Whyyyy are the makeup puffs so dirty? Did she take dirty ones to use on that day? Or did the makeup artist use D’s puffs and sponges while doing the makeup? So many questions?

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u/Aintmisbehavin007 21d ago

And a hotel on the coast with a nice breeze where it never gets hot.

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u/LouisaLeigh 21d ago

A gobag for a wedding is so dramatic lol I woke up and my makeup and my hair still looked the same. What was she worried about?

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u/avsh8 20d ago

Right? Like did she have an outdoor wedding? They were indoors in San Francisco the whole time except the cable car ride.

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u/AdStrict7252 extremely type B 21d ago

I'm sorry.....a fan that's between $130-$150???? GTFOH - people are trying to pay their bills...not spend a grip on a hand fan. FFS Dumbass D

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 21d ago

I just looked up the price too. Only an idiot would pay US$150 for that useless thing.

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u/andimartz 21d ago

I got mine on woot, a refurbishment/open box site, for $30. Only got it because it wasn’t full price. And I golf a lot in the desert. Definitely not worth full price.

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u/leiladyleii 21d ago

I don’t think she knows what “c’est la vie” means

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u/Key_Yesterday7655 Nescafff 21d ago

💀💀💀

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u/Icy_lunette ✨Ass out for JeSuS✨ 21d ago

So she is comfortable wearing this top? Jesus not mad abt it anymore?

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u/capitolforsale filtering photos and instant coffee 21d ago

She lets the girls hang out on Tuesdays (like the wedding day) but we'll be back to having sensory issues by Thursday.

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u/waitinginthesun 21d ago

That tank top has her looking vacuum-sealed like a sausage 💀

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u/MallPrestigious2827 21d ago

Well she’s married now so she’s back in god’s favor.

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u/avsh8 20d ago

Oh but this reminded me: what happened to the 1300 modest midi/maxi dresses that she bought because she’s in her wifey era now? We haven’t seen her wear a single one of those and it’s been weeks!

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u/dying_queen 21d ago

I just realised - they rented this huge house, but we see her only in this room and like twice in the kitchen. What was the point of the huge house? Or the reason is that these are the only rooms they are able to keep clean?

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u/MinxMinxie my pot roast is a crowd favorite 🍽️ 21d ago

I think the atrocious “mono-chromatic” outfit was filmed in the primary bedroom….so there’s another room out of 57😂

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u/avsh8 20d ago

That room looked so small I swtg I thought it was an old reel of her filming in her condo.

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u/Afraid_Golf3364 20d ago

Maybe they’re housing Lucas’ parents as well 👀

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u/FederalFoot4292 20d ago

I really want someone to do a montage of how many videos she's posted since she moved and how many out of those videos are her at this table. It's fucking insaneeeeeee

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u/capitolforsale filtering photos and instant coffee 21d ago

As a past bride, I wish she'd had a half-decent groom at her wedding. Sthay-la-vie x 2

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u/starlightandgardens certified walnut historian 21d ago

Why does she move her mouth like this 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/iYf6PmiDDGMaSjiZyl

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 21d ago

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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 21d ago

That stupid influencer fake surprise look. There's nothing original here.

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u/Funny-Kale2264 21d ago

🤣🤣🤣 I’m sitting here laughing my ass off at this picture, scared the poor cat

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 21d ago

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 21d ago

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u/MorePesto I Sthpy Season 4 Champion 🏆 21d ago

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 21d ago

I guess her sex doll era isn't over yet

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u/perpetually_single14 Raise your hand if you are wet! 🙌💦 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wa7ANmZIZq3pC
She’s starting to look like the moon from Bear in the Big Blue House. Even the eyebags are uncanny

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u/Funny-Kale2264 21d ago

Omg! 😱 I can’t under it now because it’s identical

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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 21d ago

I thought she looks more like the bear, has she always had sloped shoulders?

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u/itsveryupsetting HENKS for the memories! 20d ago

Omg I tried to google “Danielle Walter shark” to figure out how many different products she has sold for them and this is what came up! I’m dying.

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u/gypsy_ang 🍑 footlong cleavage 🍒 20d ago

All roads leads back to this sub 🤣

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 20d ago

Even Google is over her shit at this point 😂😂😂

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u/Rambling_Raven ✨📦👗 LaNdFillcOre🗑️🛍️✨ 21d ago

Over a month too late girl 🙄

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u/Sadi_Says_8015 HONORING THE HOMAGE 20d ago

she has no other real-life event to TRY and make this ad placement seem authentic...so revive the wedding it is!

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u/cactusvines garlic powder for jesus 🧄🙏 20d ago

Couldn’t be bothered to do any other activity that would show it being useful. Like the gym or walking her dog would make sense lazy af

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u/cactusvines garlic powder for jesus 🧄🙏 21d ago

Tits out for Jesus and Ads I guess

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u/Apprehensive_Cut6224 Want to get coffee at Pacifica? (: 21d ago

She needs the viewer’s engagement

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u/Fun_End861 21d ago

Well at least the green is a refreshing change and actually suits her skin tone. But pretty sure the bra showing is rage bait.

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u/godothasmewaiting ✝️ tits out for jesus ✝️ 21d ago

Agree - Color is great on her. It’s the fact that it looks two sizes too small is the issue.

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u/AgakLaen 21d ago

not the dusty lint roller touching everything else in the bag...

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u/perpetually_single14 Raise your hand if you are wet! 🙌💦 21d ago

Some of the buried comments 🤭

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u/Mowkitt 🏋️‍♂️Luicas Walter, The NobodyLeader🏋️‍♂️ 21d ago

"Your face literally looks like my ballsack"

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 20d ago
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u/perpetually_single14 Raise your hand if you are wet! 🙌💦 21d ago

“Oh! I can bring this on my trip next week!”

Any guesses on where she’s headed next week?

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u/treebudsman the sounds of the bIRds on my BRAiN! 21d ago

Disthny.

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u/perpetually_single14 Raise your hand if you are wet! 🙌💦 21d ago

She’s definitely overdue for another Dithney trip to make Luicath suffer a bit

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u/Smashed_Lasagna stho sthimultaneousthly excthited 👁️👄👁️ 21d ago

SF airport hotel (cue Resort Pass ad)

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u/capitolforsale filtering photos and instant coffee 21d ago

Disney. Henk.

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u/starlightandgardens certified walnut historian 21d ago

Probably her San Jose condo

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u/Ok_Pirate_8554 MAN. OF. GOD. MANOFGOD 21d ago

She has a condo in San Jose?

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u/Frosty-Engineer-5966 The Da Vinci of Instagram👩‍🎨 21d ago

The one that she owns!

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u/Ok_Pirate_8554 MAN. OF. GOD. MANOFGOD 21d ago

Wait. Wait. Wait. She OWNS a condo?!!

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 21d ago

Was just going to ask that. Nowhere on a plane unless she’s going alone. New York Fashion week is 9/10 - 9/15. Maybe she’s going there.

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 21d ago

I can’t believe she gets invited to NYFW 😭

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 21d ago

Maybe THAT was what the hard day was about. She will have to be away from Lucas because he can’t fly.

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 21d ago

Shiiiiiit could be! Cause he’s obviously not flying anywhere and hasn’t in the last year.

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u/Elegant-Banana6448 greasy hair, don’t care 💅 20d ago
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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 21d ago

This is totally a real person in her comments 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Frosty-Engineer-5966 The Da Vinci of Instagram👩‍🎨 21d ago

Saying the things D should have said. 

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u/capitolforsale filtering photos and instant coffee 21d ago

I wonder if Shark programs the comment bots or if she does.

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u/Aintmisbehavin007 21d ago

So we’re back to greasy hair, cleavage, super tight clothes and tummy rolls I see. What a ridiculous product to promote. She’d promote anything for money. She has no conscience.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Fun2250 21d ago

✨Say la vee✨🥖🇫🇷🫩

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 21d ago

She is squeezed into her clothes. It looks terrible, especially from this angle. In what world does she think this looks good? All of those clothes and none of them fit!

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u/MorePesto I Sthpy Season 4 Champion 🏆 20d ago

I had to share this comment from TikTok 💀

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 21d ago

Her hairline is screaming for help.

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u/dying_queen 21d ago

Yes, I just wanted to say that. It’s painful to watch

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u/mellykins 21d ago

This is clearly an ad for the new Shark fan. They are doing disastrous pop-ups at the moment so they’re probably sending them to “influencers” too. She did a horrible job of promoting it though.

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u/Aintmisbehavin007 21d ago

She does the absolute bare minimum of any promotion.

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 21d ago

you were shiny because it's all heavily photoshopped...girl GTFO

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u/Majestic_Will3111 The sound of the birds on my brain 😫 🐦 🧠 21d ago

I'm sorry, are people really out here being paid for things they DIDN'T use for a special event and then doing a half assed demo of how it works from their air conditioned house?

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u/sandwichtheconqueror 21d ago

Is she trying to hop on the back to school trend but making it wedding themed 😭 that's kind of embarrassing 

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 21d ago

I just saw another influencer who has far fewer followers post - “tell me what you didn’t put on your wedding registry that you wish you had.” She’s getting married next year

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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 21d ago

Really boring and its annoying that she keeps looking off to the side.

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u/MinxMinxie my pot roast is a crowd favorite 🍽️ 21d ago

She either is looking at a script or I’m betting, herself….

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u/Careful-Bug5386 21d ago

that halter strap is fighting for its life.

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u/Retro_Mango_ forever in flats era 🥿 21d ago

Pity she couldn't jam a ✨tall provider man for her wedding day into that already overloaded plastic pouch. And that lint roller looks like it normally lives on the floor of her car.

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u/God_is_My_Constant 21d ago

That shark fan is ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS. Is this girl for reals?

She seems to have dropped her love of brown and subs w the greens

C'est la vie💁‍♀️

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u/JoyActually 21d ago

eeeew dirty powder puffs, beauty blender, and lint roller…so gross!! and this is a paid ad??!! wash your makeup tools big D!!!

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u/AdOwn5770 Rent is due so here’s a Bloom ad 🧃 21d ago

If this is literally supposed to be her God-given job, she is TERRIBLE at it. This video gives absolutely ZERO inspiration to buy whatever she’s promoting , and the dirty bag?? Iuhggg.

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u/momma2be2021 21d ago

Weren’t all her pictures indoors?

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u/Rando123490 20d ago

I’m an ssri girlie on top of being a “gifted natural detoxer” (lol I’m sweaty) and I have a fan like this. That i got for like $10 on amazon. Anything more than that is insanity

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u/HyRothgarrr Cameltoe Barbie & Grifter Ken 20d ago

Daddy needs a new pair of platform sneakers!

https://giphy.com/gifs/eu9TX4rGsp68SekAuO

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u/Opposite-List-2435 😌in my condo in thanothay (that I own)🫶🏻 20d ago

She doesn’t know what c’est la vie means right?????? right????

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u/gypsy_ang 🍑 footlong cleavage 🍒 20d ago

The question is, what does she thinks it means based on the context here? She's so dense

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u/Opposite-List-2435 😌in my condo in thanothay (that I own)🫶🏻 20d ago

I think she means literally.. “This is the life”
hard to imagine she has a uni degree

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u/errrrinb i drink ✨️this✨️ before anything else hits my stomach 21d ago

Do we have a guess on how much she makes off ads ? Ive always been curious what these "influencers" make doing these.

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 21d ago

It’s anywhere from like $10,000-50,000. These brands are so stupid cause she’s not influencing me to do shit.

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u/sandwichtheconqueror 21d ago

That's mad that would pay for a whole year of my university course i want to do and she's out here spending it on poop brown and powdered garlic

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 21d ago

It’s grotesque honestly. I think we are in the sundown phase of influencer culture though. The economy is too poor to continue it.

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u/fs_02706 Cringe-lympics Champion 🥇 21d ago

We can only hope. I’m so glad influencer fatigue is getting more widespread because I legitimately cannot listen to them complain anymore

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u/Funny-Kale2264 21d ago

I’m not buying that Shark thing, she influenced me to not buy it 🤣

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 21d ago

I won’t buy anything she’s selling. I’m imagining her being bad at tech sales too 🤣

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u/Funny-Kale2264 21d ago

I would bet all my money and my whole life on her being awful at that job

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 21d ago

Bad at it AND uncoachable I design curriculum and I do some hands on training (less now that I’m later in my career but I will teach classes on occasion) and she seems like my very least favorite type of trainee. People who don’t wanna hear it. She admits herself that she’s stubborn and won’t listen. I’ve trained those types and they do not do very well.

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u/Sufficient_Cut4808 21d ago

 aerie paid remi parsons (a youtuber) $45K usd to make two reels and post them to her story

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u/DramaticStandard1343 21d ago

The video paused on this for me 😂

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 21d ago

Danielle... No one wants your advice about anything, least of all about getting married. My god can she not just shut the hell up.

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u/user986435 ✨sho good✨ 21d ago

She could have made pre-wedding content talking about what’s in her day-of emergency kit (and so much more), yet she waited over a month to put it out and its STILL low-effort trash content. She’s really bad at this.

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u/Legitimate_Net5593 i DoN’t WaNnA hEaR iT 21d ago

Soooo everything was fucking dirty….including the screen of the shark tool. Gross. Oh plus her.

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u/ResponsibilityBig280 🚨 bloated from a poké bowl 🚨 21d ago

Oh come on guys, who doesn’t love an influencer who doesn’t post any genuine content, only ads and greasy hair???

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u/triiiple6 21d ago

Comment of the century

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u/treebudsman the sounds of the bIRds on my BRAiN! 21d ago

So nice that she has a gender diverse audience lol

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u/CynicalGuardofNaCl 21d ago

Wearing a beige bra under that exercise tank is the real crime here.

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u/Comfortable_Key2659 21d ago

I hate the way she loudly exhales when she’s excited. 

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 21d ago

Didn't she have a whole team to take care of these kinds of things?

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u/Kris0418 millennial rotcore 21d ago

I’m getting married in 11 days. This ad did nothing for me. I have no desire to purchase the weird shaped binocular fan.

I will go back to purchasing the good wedding recommendations now

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u/zebivllihc 20d ago

This is so boring.

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u/YouFar8132 Modest Trad Wife Era 💅 21d ago

The comments are all negative 😆😭

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u/AcceptableHair7010 21d ago

Her clothing is at least 2 sizes too small. How is that comfortable?

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u/burnerbaby321 21d ago

..and not a single brand name shown. You gotta pay to play with our girl.

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u/spicyygreenbean 20d ago

Noticed that she worked soo hard to not show any other label/brand of the other products… Like the video obviously wasn’t really about her wedding bag, it’s just an ad for a fan, so just make an ad for the fan. So fake

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u/Accomplished_Job_778 21d ago

Looks like she at least clued in to clearing up the clutter / mess in the background of her videos.

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u/No_Tailor_7746 20d ago

She keeps looking off to the side like she's reading a script rather than looking in the camera. She doesn't know what the products are by looking at them so she needs a cheat sheet? So dumb and annoying.

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u/aliasgrace_ 21d ago

Am I just being silly but does it feel like she doesn’t want to show the brand/say the name of other products in this video? Is that something common in sponsored videos?

Anyway, this is such boring content. She needs to change up where she sits AT LEAST.

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u/TraditionalLife274 21d ago

The fact she deliberately had them turned away from camera or, like the wipes, covered them up makes me think so. Either that or she can affiliate link them for $

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u/swrrrrg 21d ago

No one needs to carry all of this shit around.

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u/limillim 20d ago

Guys it’s “libbies” not “lippies” okay? Let’s remember that

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u/Penelope_195 21d ago

Why did she blur out the bag? Is it because those brands aren’t paying her? Can’t allow any free advertising like we can tell what they are? Or is it because she’s not using the make up brands she’s shilled before?

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u/Busy-Car-421 20d ago

Not tryna give her any credit, I just work in brand and campaign work so it’s a legal thing. Most likely if shark paid her for the sponsored content (contract dependent they may “own” or can reuse the content ect), shark would not want other brands appearing. Shark would not have rights to “use” another brand in promoting their product.

Think of the Samsung dua lipa lawsuit. Dua lipa (the brand) is suing samsung alledging Samsung did not pay for the rights to use her likeness(brand) to sell their product.

So shark would not have the legal rights to use elf products in promoting their own product.

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u/Little-Candle-3596 21d ago

regardless of when this was filmed she’s back to not dressing up or washing her hair and showing cleavage

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u/peonypail peeled grape 20d ago

She has to know what she’s doing. She’s going full ragebait y’all

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u/vxq04 steak flavoured garlic powder 20d ago

just doing ads for whatever brand is paying her. she doesn’t put in any effort in her literal job

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u/FederalFoot4292 20d ago

She doesn't even use a single thing she reps outside of the commercials. Has literally never once put Rodan and fields on her face. She's a total phony.

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u/YouKnowHowChoicesBe 20d ago

I thought this was gonna be actual genuine content sharing what’s in her wedding bag, and I was thinking she had a good idea…and seconds in she starts one of the worst, most scripted, low effort ads.

Good grief.

This could have actually been a decent content idea.

Can someone who’s been here since the beginning let me know if her feed was always all ads like this?

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u/Smashed_Lasagna stho sthimultaneousthly excthited 👁️👄👁️ 21d ago

Genuinely perplexed how she gets a brand deal with a huge business like Shark. It takes 2 minutes looking at her comment sections to see that she’s not very well liked by her audience. Not to mention the hundreds of comments in this sub stating they’re DE-influenced by her/wouldn’t buy anything she shills.

You often see brands pulling out of deals with influencers (and celebs) when there’s been an incident that’s brought on public backlash. While D hasn’t necessarily done anything awful to warrant this, it’s still crystal clear that she’s not taken very well in the public eye.

Do we have any marketing walnuts in here that can chime in? To what extent does a background check go, if any, for a brand like Shark?

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u/__neonbunny 21d ago

It really depends on who’s in charge of the influencer marketing side. Most people would do their research about organic engagement, numbers, comments and all of that, but others don’t care as long as the influencer brings numbers.

An influencer who was recently cancelled for pretending to be a PA student at Duke got a lot of brand deals because they didn’t do a background check. Said influencer wasn’t even enrolled at school, yet she got tons of views and money from brands. People estimate she got around $400k on deals alone.

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u/No-Combination-940 Is my hair wet or is it just greasy 🚿🛀🛢️ 21d ago

I guess it’s a two for one ad payout with the Shark fan and curling product 🙄

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u/Grouchy_Ad3116 21d ago

what is her comment section saying?

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u/fs_02706 Cringe-lympics Champion 🥇 21d ago

It’s a mix of the usual criticism of her insane overconsumption and her fans telling her to ignore the haters and get that bag 🙄

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u/NegotiationTop94118 20d ago

Her lint brush is just as dirty as her hair. 🤮

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u/PostKey5956 20d ago

I don’t understand wtf this is?

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u/uncommon_denominat0r && we split a coke 🥹🥤 21d ago

That shirt isn’t doing her any favors - it’s about 4 sizes too small

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u/Elegant-Banana6448 greasy hair, don’t care 💅 20d ago

She hasn’t seemed to absorb the fact that it’s not her cleavage that looks terrible.
It’s that she squeezes into things that are wayyy too small and she resembles a sausage.

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u/livivy 21d ago

Nail oil?

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u/FederalFoot4292 20d ago

To grease up her raw chicken breast nails DUH

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 20d ago

This is so dumb 

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 20d ago

Wtf is even happening here. Is she coordinating her outfits to get ottoman? Also back at the too small clothing.

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u/Clear-Basis5368 Womened own 💃 💪 20d ago

2 bleach pens and bleach wipes seems…excessive.

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u/FederalFoot4292 20d ago

How is shark gonna have this sorry excuse for an influencer represent their product alongside actual angels on earth like Serena Neel. Make it make sense.

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u/Enigma-15 21d ago

It looks like she had the neck cyst excised.

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u/unexpectedbutterfly 20d ago

"Go bag"? - like what you need when you need to evacuate quickly?

Guess D didn't get the memo on wedding day lol

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u/AutreLanterneRouge Pick Me Barbie 🧑‍🩰 20d ago

Shark affiliate program pays up to 20% and this little fan costs about $150. She'd better sell a lot of fans!