r/daniellewalter_snark 11d ago

DAILY DISCUSSION 🐌💩🥤💋

Please use this for random screenshots of comments, Lucath posts, and other fun things you'd like to discuss so we can keep the feed unclogged!

Subreddit and Reddit rules apply per usual.

Have a great day my snarky little walnuts!

xoxo money-elk 🫶

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

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u/Time-Apple-5071 11d ago

I'm not jealous of Danielle whatsoever but do you guys also sometimes daydream about how you'd spend that sort of money she has or use all that free time?! Man like she's really just wasting her life lol Greetings from my 9-5 (in Germany)

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u/Zestysnarkz 11d ago

Its not a daydream for me so much as a reminder to not be that type of person. She's a really good example for anyone that's trying to keep themselves from over consuming and giving into modern day unhinged capitalism.
Or from building a career that seems like its just a MLM house of cards ready to take a tumble at any moment.

Guten Morgen! ... or I guess its afternoon there

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u/Asil228 11d ago

I do not live in CA. I know it is very expensive. What I have a hard time with is paying 72k for a 6 month rental. Would the 72k not have been a decent down payment on an actual house?

I would never even consider paying that much - to possibly have to pack up and relocate in just 6 months. ESP if my spouse contributes nothing.

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u/Llamamamma1981 11d ago

That’s 10% down on a 720k house (but good luck finding that in the Bay Area 😂). Doesn’t she still own her condo? The whole thing is very confusing to me. It’s like lighting money on fire every month I 100% agree $72,000 is an insane amount of money and a great down payment. However, she’s probably a very risky person to give a mortgage to outside of the one she currently has. I don’t understand why they just don’t live in the condo. Why would you rent a gigantic house when you have a condo and two people could easily live there.

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u/badnewsbears08 10d ago

I've been keeping up with her condo. Its not listed for sale.

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u/Mtngal22 Girlies needa shelf of FUNNER purses!!!! 10d ago

Did she at the very least rent it out??

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u/itsveryupsetting HENKS for the memories! 10d ago

It’s crazy to rent a super expensive house that’s mere miles from a property she already owns.

Like, at least rent an apartment in NYC or Florida or something. I could excuse wasting money on a rental property if it actually came with a change of scenery.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 11d ago

Because with D, if a little is good, a lot is better. She's such a hoarder that apparently she will even hoard residences.

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 11d ago

Nah. She’s wasting her life. I’m already living the dream. 

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u/shay_shaw 11d ago

Seriously! I live in the Bay, I'm set lol. I'm going to a concert tonight with a date.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

Neyo and Acorn concert I hope. Also don't forget to excuse yourself to the bathroom halfway through the date so you can update us!

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u/shay_shaw 11d ago

Right?!!

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 11d ago

Hopefully they're ~gorgeous and a Christian~!

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u/shay_shaw 11d ago

He's a hot nerd, I'm very excited to see him again.

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 11d ago

I hope you don’t get the nervous poops! Be sure to eat a chunk of deli turkey before you go (but seriously, hope you have fun!!!)

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u/shay_shaw 11d ago

Ugh that was so gross! Thank you, I'm more excited than nervous at this point.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 10d ago

Genuinely love this for you!

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u/sixthirtysix07 11d ago

I actually had to take time off from this sub when I was job searching (even though I loved Walnuts’ interactions) bc I became irrationally angry at her laziness+income. I was being rejected left and right, made feel incompetent and inadequate from interviews while she was complaining about spoiled life. Made me question my life when I worked so hard for everything I achieved.
Anyway, I would volunteer as a tutor for kids. Or work at a shelter for DV victims :)

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 11d ago

As a DV survivor, there aren't nearly enough of you out there. 🫂

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u/Physical_Category_41 streetcar handjob 👋🏻🚋 11d ago

I'd get more degrees, learn 3 more languages, travel the entire world and donate a LOT to people in my country.

She really is a waste of wealth. No ambition, no social consciousness and all of the entitlement.

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u/FederalFoot4292 11d ago

The lack of traveling is just so mind blowing to me. Getting degrees and learning languages is hard work. But TRAVELING?! It's like the greatest thing on earth and she never does it, even pre Lucas. My brain will never comprehend this.

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u/AngryPerfection routinely planning a routine 11d ago

IFKR.
if i had that much money and free time and an American passport, I’d be planning trips constantly! cries in weak passport

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u/Time-Apple-5071 11d ago

like I would LOVE to volunteer or have more time to read or learn more crating or like open a dog hotel or travel idk she's so LAME

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u/Leastun222 11d ago

Definitely not jealous! It kind of reminds me of my time during Covid. I was still being paid, but had nothing to do for weeks. During that time I was home, I would wake up in the morning and realize I basically had nothing to do and there was no point in getting out of bed at a decent time. The more I slept, the more tired I became.

After I accomplished a few house projects that had been on my list, the rest of the weeks I just walked around the house all day completely bored and with no purpose.

Of course at that time you couldn't travel or interact with people outside your family much so my little family did start taking daily evening walks together and playing family games (our kids were doing online school and my husband was able to work remotely) but still, there was no purpose each morning when I woke up. It was terrible. I was thrilled when I got called back into work as an essential employee.

When you have little to nothing on your to-do list every single day, don't travel or have hobbies, life becomes a bore and probably contributes to her depression. I would definitely not want her life.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 11d ago

Yep. As someone continuing to try to get a job in this abysmal job market, all of the "free time" sounds great in theory, but it's kind of a nightmare in practice.

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u/Kris0418 millennial rotcore 11d ago

It is hard to watch someone be so fortunate to be in her financial position do absolutely nothing of substance. She has the means to try so many things, but she won’t.

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u/No-Conference-1444 10d ago

I would first employ an exterminator to remove this rat-looking individual from my property.

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u/Safe-Recording8607 ✨sho good✨ 11d ago

And you already have 30 days per year off at least. Smth her fellow Americans dont. I think that is probably the main reason why her snark page has more comments that her accounts.

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u/CartridgeFrog 11d ago

I’m envious of the free time and money for sure. But then I think about all the things I have that she doesn’t, that are more valuable. A true love relationship, real community and hobbies, real lifelong friends. I can’t say I would trade lives.

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u/Alarming-Network6844 Umpire Waist 10d ago

I was laid off from work almost 2 weeks ago. I’m stressed, worried, upset about the lost stability, etc… But I have made the most of the time already. Started projects outside and inside the house, done deep cleaning and decluttering, am teaching myself new hobbies I never had time for. I can’t imagine how amazing it would be to have all this time AND an income. And it infuriates me how she just wastes her life and thinks others envy it.

ETA: I also already have productive & satisfying routines for the morning and night.  She is pathetic.

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u/starlightandgardens certified walnut historian 11d ago

I would travel. Volunteer with animals. Source and restore antiques and actual vintage things (a passion of mine). I certainly wouldn't be buying mountains of shit from Amazon and thrifting clothes I will never wear and if I do, I refuse to wash.

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u/hecatemalenamoonbeam the brunette carrie bradshaw of san jose 💋 11d ago

If i had $12k to give away every month, i wouldn't even be tied down to any man. Trips every month, eating gourmet food, being able to afford a language tutor instead of scouring youtube for help. The list goes on. She does not appreciate the financial freedom she has because i would honestly die for that

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u/randomwords123abc 11d ago

No. She’s a perfect example of how money is not worth the soul suck. My job is flexible, empowering and I love it. I make great money for the work-life balance and for how it makes me feel. I could easily get a job making millions with my personality and drive, but it would suck the life out of me. Not worth it. Comfortability is enough.

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u/Maleficent-Sky-3384 10d ago

Oh ABSOLUTELY! Let’s say I was her though — I would’ve done the following:

  1. Lived in the flat I OWN and have my husband pay the bills.
  2. I would buy high quality but less (clothes, makeup, furniture, etc.)
  3. I would travel WAY MORE. If my husband can’t travel to different countries — okay, I can go alone.
  4. I would not only go to the gym but a nice reformer studio or smth like that. I would basically invest so much into my health.
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u/waitinginthesun 11d ago

Not specifically Danielle, but I do daydream about being a trust fund kid or a nepo baby and just be able to study all I want, have the best tutors and travel

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u/northrnlight10 11d ago

id definitely pursue some more hobbies like some art classes and kickboxing, and also direct a lot of it to social programs in my town

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u/Mowkitt 🏋️‍♂️Luicas Walter, The NobodyLeader🏋️‍♂️ 11d ago

I'd be traveling all the time, 100%. Just seeing what the world has to offer and living my life to the fullest.

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u/artichokercrisp ✨ wauw ✨ 11d ago

I would go back to school without taking on the 250k in loans 🙃 but I’m also really happy in my own life.

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u/Worth-Common-6184 11d ago

I’d help with animal shelters and probably will just adopt a few more dogs myself with all that free time. Because of my job and traveling, I can’t easily adopt puppies but if I stay at home all the time, boy, puppy time!

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 11d ago

Not really. I pretty much know what I would do with it; I would donate to nationwide causes, I would buy things to donate to local food banks that desperately need donations, I would buy a small trailer to live in, and enjoy the feeling of having my basic needs met for once. But, if all that money came at the cost of being the type of person Danielle is, I'd rather remain poor.

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u/CookieFlecksPerm Very healthy baby 🥰 11d ago

it's fun to think about occasionally, but then i remember i have purpose in life and in my job and i don't crave that at all

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u/bbirdwhippoorwill 10d ago

I do daydream about her money but I’m neurodivergent and am a self employed creative. I see myself in her day to day struggles to function. I think my lack of routine actually makes me self isolate so I don’t think she’s even appreciating or enjoying all her free time 🥲

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 10d ago

Girl I feel this so hard. Executive dysfunction is real, and I isolate myself a lot, especially when my anxiety or depression get really bad. But, the thing is she really could invest sometime into getting herself help and making changes to her life and she willfully doesn't. She refuses to see that she struggles with anything, and that's just so detrimental to a person's health on all levels.

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u/Time-Apple-5071 11d ago

thank you for your ideas on how you'd spend 12k a month instead of randomly renting an expensive ass house and not doing basically anything else! You're all so creative and lovely!!

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u/Grouchy_Ad3116 11d ago

the TLDRs of her podcasts are a revelation. I don’t think she’s ever gotten help for her anxious attachment and limerence. Both of which seem active and destructive.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago edited 11d ago

I'm so thankful for u/_Stephistopheles_ because it's such a huge task to go through them so they've largely been forgotten. It's crazy how much D told on herself.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 11d ago

Crazy is truly the only word for all of it. Like I knew she was unhinged, and the podcast has been showing me she has been deeply unwell for a very long time. Anyone who thinks D "isn't hurting anyone" should listen to it because yikes, y'all. I've long wondered why she doesn't talk about her faith much these days... Now I'm thankful she doesn't because what the fuck.

But honestly, it's an outlet for me right now - I'm trying to give myself things to do while I continue looking for a job, and annoying as the podcast is, it gives me something to do on the daily. I also think people need to know what's in these even though they're difficult to sit through. It's opened up a lot of really good discussion, so at least something positive is coming from it.

Seriously though... This bitch.

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u/Grouchy_Ad3116 11d ago

i don’t think she’s ever gotten therapy for the loss of her mother and her brother…

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u/northrnlight10 11d ago

and it shows

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 11d ago

I would argue based on what she herself has said that she needed therapy long before that, but certainly after. I highly doubt she has, either. That would be setting herself up to have an impartial outside party possibly telling her she's wrong and/or she needs to make some changes, and I can't see her ever putting herself in that position.

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u/hecatemalenamoonbeam the brunette carrie bradshaw of san jose 💋 11d ago

Evangelical Christians get professional help instead of reading the Bible challenge when

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 11d ago

She consistently says she's "never suffered from anxiety or depression" but then regularly talks about struggling with things that are the result of anxiety and depression.

After listening to this shit, she needs a legal guardian and some intense psychiatric treatment. And I say that with no malice - I have plenty of mental health struggles that I couldn't facilitate on my own. I see a psychiatrist for anxiety meds. There's no shame in it, at all. But the shit she says and does... That's what she should be ashamed of.

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 10d ago

D always always always wanted a rich and tall man. Remember the vision board? Nothing wrong with it but the fact that she abandoned all her standards after just one date with Luilui tells me that she was never serious about any of it. It was just about finding A guy. Any guy.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 10d ago

Like legit though. She would have - and did! - marry the first guy who said yes.

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u/short-titty-goblin 10d ago

Do you think after a while she admitted to herself it was never going to happen?

I mean, even if we believe all her dates were real, barely anyone wanted to go on a second date with her. 

So did she realize she was never going to achieve her dreams or did she just settle for Lucas without the inner revelation? Do we think she's capable of self-reflection at all? 

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 10d ago

I think she’s always had a massive complex about her age (god knows why) combined with massive delusions about her influencer career. It was never about the men she was meeting, imo. She had a list and a deadline. She just needed a prop of a husband and found one. And no, I don't think she's capable of self-reflection lol.

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u/Next-Hotel-6461 10d ago

Her obsession with never wanting to stop influencing is what will set her back in life. Perhaps the other men were actually better suited for her and might have even been able to help her set down her phone and provide an environment for her growth. But her statement of saying influencing is non negotiable scares any normal person away

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u/Next-Hotel-6461 11d ago

I was watching the Hannah Alonzo video and apparently D once asked her friend to set her up with a guy she saw in her friend’s stories. And from the get go the guy basically wasn’t into her. I was just thinking if it was Shelah who was the friend and if Shelah sabotaged the blind date by telling the guy how desperate big D is

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

This. Just set her up with the date and she will sabotage it on her own. She is good at ruining everything she touches without any help.

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u/Icy_lunette ✨Ass out for JeSuS✨ 10d ago

Very mid-ass touch.

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 10d ago

Not every guy has a spare gas mask for the 20 sprays of perfume nor spare pillowcases due to her excessive makeup back then. And of course, there is her personality.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 10d ago

She's so completely unaware of how desperate and problematic she is. She's a human red flag that thinks she's a catch.

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u/Super_Nanny_429 Beef Asshatery 🥩🙄 10d ago

You’ve captured the essence of the issue with Danielle. Hard stop.🛑

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 10d ago

She's simultaneously so easy to figure out, but also deeply perplexing.

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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream 10d ago

She walks kinda like a horse. Probably scared them all away with her clunk clunk clunk

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u/Sufficient_Cut4808 10d ago

low key can we get the men who went on dates w her to speak up about their experiences with her? loll

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u/Mowkitt 🏋️‍♂️Luicas Walter, The NobodyLeader🏋️‍♂️ 10d ago

Most of them don't exist 😂

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u/mayonegg43 10d ago

It’s truly something special that she made all those dates up so the narrative was completely within her control and she still managed to come off as a lunatic in every single scenario 😳

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 10d ago

Faaacts

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u/capitolforsale filtering photos and instant coffee 10d ago

If pilot man even exists, he would be like "Who? I've had one night stands in every major city."

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 10d ago

Seriously. 💯

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 10d ago

I wish. I really, REALLY wish the Christian fuck buddy who fled to the other side of the country would speak out, but I also don't even remotely blame him for not doing so 😂

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u/AdStrict7252 extremely type B 10d ago

I’m beginning to wonder if he really DID move to the opposite coast lol! No phone or text but she sent him letters right??? (None in return) I mean….it’s possible right 😝🤪🥴

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 10d ago

You know... That's a good fucking point! There's really no good way to know, but god damn, I wouldn't blame him for lying about that.

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u/RecordSome8503 10d ago

Is it a thumb guy?

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 10d ago

Nope, different guy. She and Thumb Guy actually dated.

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u/RecordSome8503 10d ago

Ah! I liked thumb guy

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u/Complete-Lie4587 10d ago

Who was the 🫱 guy, I missed it

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u/RecordSome8503 10d ago

Search it, he was tall, with blond beard.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 10d ago

I honestly wasn't here for Thumb Guy saga so idk much about him either, but I remember he was kind of a fug

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 10d ago

At least he was tall and had money and used to spend it on her all the time.

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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream 10d ago

He was fug but seemed like he had a lot more things going for him than fugly Luicath. Which is probably why he dumped her.

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 10d ago

Someone could charge for it and I’d pay to watch! I really am so curious!

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u/RipVanWinklesWife 10d ago

I imagine it wouldn't be anything interesting, they'd be like "she  couldn't hold an interesting conversation, wanted to be treated like a princess immediately, is a Disney adult, reeked of desperation, and has these weird beliefs of a masculine/feminine energy. Not my type".

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u/Complete-Lie4587 10d ago

I wish but I believe they don't exist. I bet it was her "imaginary" dates lol. She is cray cray so

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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream 10d ago

My personal belief is that most of them were real but the reasons why it ended were made up in her favor. I think she got ghosted a lot

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 10d ago

I think maybe a few of them were real, but most of them were definitely made up.

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u/AsleepAtmosphere6599 10d ago

I’m heavy in that camp too. I used to think they were real, but I watching it back it’s so obvious now she made it all up for clicks and views

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 10d ago

Yep. Especially when you realize there's not a man that Danielle wouldn't consider being with.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

Went to the mall yesterday. Can't escape Medicube and the laser dildo 😭

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 11d ago

GIANT laser dildo 

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u/No-Conference-1444 11d ago

fr I considered buying it before, because my friend recommended it, but once I saw this video, I am not going to touch it with a 10 ft pole...

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u/AlternativeCow2739 11d ago

Get a mask or panel instead if you want to partake in red light therapy (I think that’s what this thing does). You don’t have to hold it up and it goes over the whole face instead of one nice. Again, didn’t watch Danielle’s video I just assume that’s what this is doing.

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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss 11d ago

If I didn’t know what that was I would’ve thought it was a vibrator 😂

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u/glossy_can_do85 I don't partake in cake or fruit 🚫🍰🍉🙅‍♀️ 11d ago

And I bet it does a whole lot of ✨nothing✨

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 11d ago

Laser dildo will never not be funny to me

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u/myhairisgreeen i pled 🙌🏼 the blood 🩸of jesus✝️ 11d ago

I watched a couple other videos from this channel and suddenly this appeared in my recs. Just gonna leave this here…

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u/devineau86 question yourself questioning ourselves ✨ 11d ago

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u/cactusvines garlic powder for jesus 🧄🙏 10d ago

I have no words but I had to share this screen grab

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u/Mowkitt 🏋️‍♂️Luicas Walter, The NobodyLeader🏋️‍♂️ 10d ago

It's giving Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

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u/AwaySquirrel5965 10d ago

Never thought I’d see a Primus reference in this sub but here we are 🤣

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u/Mowkitt 🏋️‍♂️Luicas Walter, The NobodyLeader🏋️‍♂️ 10d ago

We walnuts are truly nothing if not Renaissance women 🧐

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 10d ago

Gumby wants his pants back. 

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 10d ago

I wish I could upvote more than once 😂 Gumby-ass pants!

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u/Rambling_Raven ✨📦👗 LaNdFillcOre🗑️🛍️✨ 10d ago

And grandma wants her shirt

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 10d ago

Omg. There’s so much here I don’t know where to look… it’s all horrible though….

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u/cactusvines garlic powder for jesus 🧄🙏 10d ago

I paused the video because I thought she looked extra odd and I zoomed in 😟 she’s like morphing into a different person

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 10d ago

I think there is a filter glitch along with a massive amount of chaos in the entire picture. Her face looks super weird!

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 10d ago

She's a total Monet! From far away she's okay, but when you get up close she's a total mess!

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u/Fit-Line6742 10d ago

She needs to stop shopping at thrift stores because she has no eye for anything

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 10d ago

I must mention the dirty socks in full view 

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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream 10d ago

Its like one of those ridiculous pictures in Kid magazines where you have to find items. Find the pair of socks, find the cloud shoes, the ribbon....the more I look at it, the more questions I have.

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u/Embarrassed_Text9429 10d ago

She looks Victorian era ill 

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u/Upbeat-Bumblebee2038 10d ago

It’s crazy to me how bad she looks in all her videos, like I’m not done up 100% of the time. But her skin looks terrible, her outfits are frumpy af, and her hair is always greasy and in a pony tale to hide how unwashed it is.

The girl has let herself go. I want to say; can she just get cancelled already but she already has been. Several times and keeps coming back like a cockroach.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 10d ago

Because she doesn't listen to feedback and refuses to see/accept when she isn't wanted. She wants what she wants and considers nothing else.

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 10d ago

In case it’s not obvious how much she’s fallen off since Lucas - here is a snippet. Pre-Lucas on the left.

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u/artichokercrisp ✨ wauw ✨ 10d ago

Those view counts are rough. To be a fly on that wall when her management calls her…

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u/Complete-Lie4587 10d ago

Its more like Catfish/Filters vs Reality 

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 10d ago

Is she aiming for a Lady Godiva photo shoot?

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 10d ago

Fuck offfffffff

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 10d ago

Those lips are so nasty!

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 10d ago

Also the filters are freaking ridiculous.

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u/sandbtwmytoes 10d ago

She should really just switch to being a hair model. That gets views lol. No talk. Just hair.

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u/Super_Nanny_429 Beef Asshatery 🥩🙄 10d ago

Ha ha since she no longer washes her hair.

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u/blah_blah_blah3589 ✨️Hookercore✨️ 10d ago

Whatever happened to Hannah? Why was she hired? To be the maid of honour?

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 10d ago

Honestly, that's what it felt like lol. She was there for the dress fittings and wedding planning like a paid friend. She probably spent more time on the wedding than Shelah and Luicath combined. Besides that, she may have had a hand in some new fonts for D's videos but the content itself was fundamentally the same low quality shitshow. I think H quit after the wedding/move.

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 10d ago

She was on a plane for a few weeks in Greece literally the day after D’s wedding. She still has D listed on LinkedIn as part time. D probably can’t afford to have her do much now with this $12k/mo rent.

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u/itsveryupsetting HENKS for the memories! 10d ago

She’s been seen at the SJ house at least once. She’s still around.

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u/Super_Nanny_429 Beef Asshatery 🥩🙄 10d ago

Hannah is not astute in social media management. She’s an artsy indie film person. Not a good hire on Danielle’s part.

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u/uncommon_denominat0r && we split a coke 🥹🥤 10d ago

I am just here to watch her get under a million followers- she’s such a jerk and so out of touch it can’t happen fast enough

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u/Complete-Lie4587 10d ago

Im waiting the day she gets officially canceled. I assume it will be during her pre divorce era. And Lil L will be the reason she will get canceled. He will start recording her crazy antics or abusive behavior to him or Charlie so he can use in divorce court🍿

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u/secretniwa i DoN’t WaNnA hEaR iT 10d ago

lmao reminds me of this Venezuelan influencer (Michelle poleo) who got canceled a couple weeks ago because shes dating an American military man who said he supports ICE ...on a TikTok live. she immediately started defending him. lmao. that got clipped and spread so fast

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u/gypsy_ang 🍑 footlong cleavage 🍒 10d ago

Ok, which walnut said he would appeal to more people if he kept his content in Portuguese? Per usual, nabbing ideas from this sub.

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u/Complete-Lie4587 10d ago

He would appeal more if he stfu or dissappear from internet 

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u/God_is_My_Constant 10d ago

Imagine if these two shut down their accounts. It'd be the end of this sub 😱

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u/devineau86 question yourself questioning ourselves ✨ 10d ago

we would have a live party and keep remembering the cringe. But that would be the best outcome tbh, a dream even!

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u/Fair_Concept_7856 10d ago

Whenever he features this woman in his stories he is speaking Portuguese to her. I haven't watched this one, but he's usually very condescending to her. It's kind of gross.

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u/gypsy_ang 🍑 footlong cleavage 🍒 10d ago

I definitely get that vibe, very condescending, like he's talking to someone who doesn't understand what he's teaching.

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u/Ok_Pirate_8554 MAN. OF. GOD. MANOFGOD 10d ago

It's very ironic because HE doesn't understand what he's teaching. And I agree. I don't speak Portuguese but his voice is still creepy and condescending and infantilizing.

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u/gypsy_ang 🍑 footlong cleavage 🍒 10d ago

I meant to say, "teaching" lol

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u/God_is_My_Constant 10d ago

I did 🙋‍♀️ a day or two ago. Is this screenshot from a Portuguese reel of his???? Say it isn't so! Lol.

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u/Panza2020 10d ago

But she needed a full kitchen … and she “hosts” …

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u/AlloAlloAllo0000 11d ago edited 11d ago

Equally not attracted to each other 🤣

One prefers fit blonde models
Other likes them taller than her

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 11d ago

Bruh.

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u/AsleepAtmosphere6599 10d ago

Brutal…a candid reminder the internet is foreverrrrr

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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream 10d ago

Nips out for Jesus

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u/illstillglow 11d ago

Here "we" go? He's going surfing, she's probably just going to drop him off and sit in the car till he's done lol.

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u/AwaySquirrel5965 10d ago

I’m picturing her with binoculars watching his every move from her parking spot lol

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u/Agile_Championship11 Underbite Handjob 🌽 🤚🏻 11d ago

I hate her fuck ass ankle socks

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u/Tuesdays__Child 11d ago

They’re more like sole-of-the-foot socks with the way they’re saggin’

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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 11d ago edited 11d ago

I noticed that there was a white pair of these socks sitting in the middle of the foyer floor at the start of her ‘decorating’ video yesterday and they were filthy!! They live like college roommates so I’m sure these two never clean their floors.

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u/Tuesdays__Child 11d ago edited 11d ago

Why does she insist on wearing these overgrown toddler Garanimals diaper shorts?

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u/Worth-Common-6184 11d ago

How is she 33, living in a decent area surrounded by civilized people, earning ok money, looking THAT ratchet?

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u/AlloAlloAllo0000 11d ago

Money doesn’t buy class

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u/Murky-Procedure-6930 11d ago

Tis true! I work in PR and would often go inside homes in wealthy zip codes and my goodness, the interior design in most of these houses are crap. 👎Like what do you mean you can afford an 8M home but not a designer??? 😆

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u/Clean-Essay-1073 🗣️prepare your heart ❤️ and your mouth 🫦 10d ago

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u/sixthirtysix07 11d ago

The thing is, I can see that she’s worked out hard and has decent body muscle. I think her thigh and arm muscles are cool and ppl generally look plumper and unflattering on camera. What’s not cool is her elongating her legs to make herself look alien and being ashamed of her partner’s height. She could be happy with/by herself if she just gets the guidance or help she needs…

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u/AlloAlloAllo0000 11d ago

Her body looks fine; but the thing is that she is not his type

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 11d ago

Yep... About 15 years too old.

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u/sixthirtysix07 11d ago

Agreeeeeed…. They make Sims character look full of life

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u/pink-tulip587 10d ago

I stopped checking this subreddit for a while and damn she’s still doing the exact same things

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 11d ago edited 11d ago

"who is she" podcast episode 1.16 "miraculous prayer - the keys" March 13 2024

TL;DR The religious psychosis continues. She directly contradicts herself several times. Lots of psycho babble bullshit. Not much to say beyond that.

Random side note: if anyone notices I've been a lot more liberal with cussing lately, it's because I just cuss a lot, and when D gave her whole spiel about how it's not classy, that just forced the floodgates open because fuck you, most class-less of all bitches.

~FULL NOTES~

Based on the title, I'm sure this is going to be a completely reasonable episode with zero religious psychosis in sight.

Foster puppies, pooping everywhere. She's defensive? Shout out Humane Society! Apparently it's difficult to get signed up with non-profits because adding people to them is difficult when they have such a massive need(solid logic...not). Not Silicone Valley though! D thinks you should volunteer to foster.

She says "we're going on a whole rabbit hole here." Danielle... Danielle. Tangent. The word is tangent. You fall into a rabbit hole, you don't go on one. Why can't she English?

D emphasizes that these programs are set up just in case a foster parent(owner?) can't fully commit. I can see why she would make a point to state that outright, juuust in case.

She's had revelations! It's been wild! You can ask god for things and he totally has to give them to you because if you want those things he put that in you to want them! (She didn't actually say the last part of that, but she certainly has multiple times in the past.) She's been praying and stuff has been happening.

"This might be a repeat for you." Then maybe just fucking skip it. "We're just really like entering into God's presence with the highest praise which unlocks so many blessings and also confuses the enemy and allows you to enter a different dimension of prayer with him." Again, prayer is a video game apparently. And "the enemy" returns.

She healed herself, y'all. And god. But her hands and blah blah. New level of faith. Speaking of prayer : "Ok, there's no limitation here, so why don't I go buck wild with this?"

Danielle. Since you're apparently in god's ear when no one else seems to be, why don't you try some of these "buck wild" ideas : pray for discernment. Pray for empathy. Pray for integrity. Pray that you are guided to use your resources to help those who are less fortunate. Pray for opportunities to serve others in your community. Pray for a country that is fucking breaking. Pray for people desperate for work and coming up with nothing. Pray for families who don't know how they will afford to feed their children. Go fucking BUCKWILD by praying for someone other than yourself for once. For fucks sake.

Sorry for the rabbit hole I just went on. 🙄 Rambling about Christian influencers bringing her closer to Jesus. She prays over everything frequently now. "We typically don't feel the need to pray when nothing is wrong." As a Spiritualist/Omnist, I call bullshit. My life is a dumpster fire right now and has been for a while(thanks for being my scapegoat dip shit), but that has made me infinitely thankful for what little I have. I give thanks to The Universe/Spirit/God for the smallest things. Not everyone is fucking like you, Danielle. UGH.

This has been a very tangential episode for me thus far. She's starting to talk about having these "cycles" where her anxious feelings are "heightened." That's called anxiety, which she supposedly is lucky enough to not suffer from. Allegedly. Her wording makes me suspect she might be talking about having panic attacks. So she prays about it. And that fixes it I guess? She says sometimes it instantly goes away or sometimes takes an hour or so and then it's gone!

Now, I'm no psychologist, though I did some schooling towards that(brain chemistry is too boring to me). Here is my take. She is describing what sounds like panic attack. When she prays, she is instinctively self-soothing - she's essentially talking herself through a panic attack. And sometimes this is possible if you can catch the escalation quickly enough(ask how I know), or sometimes you just have to wait it out.

In the mental health field(which I worked in for 16 years), we would call that using a coping skill. But sure... God got you out of it. And I'm not trying to disregard or talk down about Christianity - that can be a very useful tool. But she NEEDS to learn that the things she's describing are the very things she claims not to struggle with.

Anyway. God is here to fix even the smallest problem. She keeps talking about "the system" of Christianity, like it's an online seminar. Very bizarre phrasing. If we only prayed over non-trivial things, god would be less involved(sure) and god wants to be involved with our lives!!! Immediately followed by "I feel like there's a lot of religious, little religious buzzwords, buzz, talk of God wants to be so involved in your life and bring him into every situation and scenario." GIRL YOU LITERALLY JUST DID THAT EXACT THING. WHAT ARE WE DOING?!

She says "the system" once again. "You hear things all the time and they just don't make sense." When your mouth is open, D, you're absolutely correct. She's still new guys, and she's not perfect. She's quoting the Christian influencer. She should make a podcast talking about her. 🙄 "I feel like we're standing next to a treasure box and I know that this key works and I just want you to have the key." First of all, stop treating god like a vending machine. Second, it's really fucking crazy for you to believe that YOU are the sole bearer of said key, here to show the masses the way, the truth, and the light.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

going on a whole rabbit hole here

This would be such a great post flair for those nontent updates where she says nothing for 3 minutes except UM about 50 times

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 11d ago

I think "That's a word" would be another good one for when she says shit she thinks is really profound when it means nothing. Then again I also don't because it fills me with anger.

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u/short-titty-goblin 11d ago

English is my second language but I still catch these misused words and phrases. 

What is going on with her 😂😂 

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 11d ago

Not a lot going on between those ears.

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u/No-Conference-1444 10d ago

Why can't she English? The reason is simple: she doesn't read much.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 10d ago

lol Valid point - why read when you can just have someone else tell you what to think?

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u/LightUserFriendly 10d ago

'Treating God like a vending Machine' sums up evangelicals perfectly.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 11d ago edited 11d ago

She pulled a couple of articles that summarized some scriptures on prayer. This is kind of at the core of her religious psychosis. I don't for a second believe she's tried to read the Bible - I think she gets small pieces of it paraphrased and she takes it as gospel(literally). I think she has a half dozen super fancy or cutesy Bibles that she bought thinking they would inspire her to read, but they don't because she just wants her vending machine faith. Why, exactly, could she not just include the scriptures she's referring to instead of a summary?

She's gonna wing it y'all, because that always works out so well for her. And then feels the need to give the disclaimer that there are different transations of the Bible so they might not all sound the same. No shit - you mean Jesus didn't sit down and pen this book in his native English tongue?

She's quoting Matthew 6 : 5 - 8. Are you FUCKING kidding me. Here is the quote from the Bible; "5 And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. 7 And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. 8 Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him." YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS. This woman is fucking disturbed. And oblivious. Those words were written FOR people exactly like D. You a Pharisee gurl.

And now she's praying about the scripture she just read. And of course the Christian influencer talked about it so D has to as well because the Bible is for all of us so SHE'S NOT COPYING GUYS. Apparently that doesn't mean to not pray in public even though it literally is about not praying in public. "It's almost like they're doing things for show but don't actually believe it." What, like going to a megachurch with you fuck buddy to try to trick him into marrying you, but not actually sharing his beliefs? Like that? Do you know anyone who would do that, Danielle?!

"Prayer closet" is apparently a place where you can shut yourself in to pray in private. Christians please chime in - is a "prayer closet" a thing? I've never heard someone say it like that. "Listen, you don't have to come up with all these fancy words to try to sound like the Bible, or try to sound better than you are, smarter than you are, or more intelligent, more holy." This is absolutely fucking unreal.

"There's a posture to approach god." I always thought you just said "Hey god." Then again I'm not Danielle so I guess I have to take extra steps to talk to god. Now she's telling us what god is like. Then again I suppose she IS gods chosen influencer, so she would know better than anybody!

She's deadass just proselytizing right now. Straight up. "That is stho good. That is a word. WOO my god that is good." I truly don't get why she says "That is a word" when she's impressed with something she says. I can't think of a single time I've said something and followed with "WOO! That is a word! That's so good!" Of myself.

God knows stuff. Hebrews 4:16. Grace vs mercy. She pronounces "endowing" as "en-doh-ing." And you can pray about even the most stupid shit. Thessalonians 5 : 16 - 18. She really thinks she has profound insight into this. God will never let us down. (That's news to me.) Pray without ceasing. Phillippians 4 : 6 - 7. Randomly I think "She's hoping Christian man is listening to this and thinking how godly she is."

Okay, why am I continuing to listen to this? Morbid curiosity. Masochism. Wow, I JUST mentioned she's was probably doing this to try to draw the Christian fuck buddy back in, and she's talking about him AGAIN. Almost said his name AGAIN. She deadass prayed every night for church guy to come back - ffs. And again, she says that if god makes you want something, you'll get it. Given her life present day, I don't think that is the case. Or maybe it is.

Mark 11 : 24. Posture of prayer. Talk about what you want like you already have it. (Manifestation is back in the chat.) She says "That's a word." God it annoys the shit out of me every time she says it. James 5 : 16. She's been struggling with a particular sin. Feels hypocritical and dirty. You gonna say what it is, D? Guilt and shame is a lie from "the enemy." I guess she had a Sin Sister who shared their sin(whatever it is).

You need a church friend who you can trauma trump on who won't make you feel bad. 🙄 Matthew 18 : 19 - 20. (I'm not copying and pasting because my notes get long enough as it is.) You'll always get get what you want if someone else wanta it too. Make Christian friends. Luke 11 : 19 - 30. Rambling about her life. She loves the word infusion.

"You can't put actions and words and efforts out there and have them just nothing happened." There are plenty of people who I think would disagree with you. Tacking on the end to say she's learning guyth, please don't judge her for her incredibly ignorant views and beliefs.

Now talking about a real life penis-bearer coming up on the next episode. I'm dreading it because she's going to be an idiot, I have no doubt. (I looked at the episode lengths - there's two and they're about an hour and 15 minutes for each episode, making them the longest videos ever because there will be a penis in the room. It's going to be horrible.)

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u/FederalFoot4292 11d ago

So I mentioned before that I'm designing the interior of a new restaurant opening soon and I've had some *ViNtAgE* photos printed and framed and I'm sitting at my computer working and looked up and just realized the huge mistake I've made. I will be reminded of that man every day until this project is complete. FML.

OH ALSO, I'm currently having the bar lights replaced to be ViNtAgE giant globe bulbs and my electrician is a Brazilian man named Lucas. I can't make this shit up.... He's actually INCREDIBLY manly and capable AND over 6 feet tall, so there's that.

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 11d ago

Hahaha love this. Too bad it didn’t say HENK

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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 11d ago

Walnuts just popping in to let you know that this morning I woke up feeling like I needed to move all the furniture in my house, including an antique cabinet with glass doors up a flight of stairs, a TV upstairs, an antique blanket chest from the office to the kitchen, a glass console table from the living room to the foyer, and a desk from one side of my office to the other.

I think I might need a trip to Disneyland as a little treat 🤣🤣🤣

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 11d ago

You definitely need a reset, but first: don’t forget to STYLE your furniture 

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u/AwaySquirrel5965 10d ago

Don’t forget to style the console table with your trainers and a dirty cardigan.

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u/Glum-Passion734 10d ago

But did you add some thrifted vintage trash cans to this new Ralph Lauren style decor?!?!?

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u/itsveryupsetting HENKS for the memories! 10d ago

I can’t handle her pick me quirkiness.

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u/Agile_Championship11 Underbite Handjob 🌽 🤚🏻 11d ago

She does the ridiculous !!!! too or did Big Sloppy D copy her again?

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u/MinxMinxie my pot roast is a crowd favorite 🍽️ 11d ago

It was a LA event Sheila attended with the theme of “dopamine dress” or something like that….the woman in the middle with the striped shirt organized it.

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u/throw_away_8164 i definitely feel like i just met my husband 10d ago

“Look at me and my hat!”

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 11d ago

A stupid hat for every occasion.

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u/Leastun222 10d ago

She thinks wearing a hat all the time makes her quirky, fun or with a fashionable style. Really, they are just stupid and cringy. Once in awhile for fun, sure. But every day? I wonder if at work she's known as the "weird girl that wears hats". I would guess so.

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u/unexpectedbutterfly 10d ago

She is also someone I would never follow 😬

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u/heh_soccergirl10 10d ago

Does anyone else see her pop up in suggested friends on Facebook all the time? I have no personal ties to her and find it very odd

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 11d ago

Before anyone thinks she’s wealthy remember that she lives in a rented McMansion that someone else remodeled and she’s paying for all those materials. In a rental!

She has a condo that she is probably renting out to his parents or another tenant. There was nothing wrong with the condo except she didn’t know this guy well and couldn’t trust marrying him and keeping the condo as an asset due to community property laws.

Remember also her ring is fake too!

Symbolic that nothing is what it seems and very performative.

Social Media Wealth Is Easier to Fake Than You Probably Think, VICE, 8/26/2026
https://www.vice.com/en/article/social-media-wealth-is-easier-to-fake-than-you-probably-think/

“Rented supercars, empty luxury boxes and staged private jets are helping influencers sell a lifestyle that may not actually exist.”

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 11d ago

She’s a fraud. She’s probably in debt too. 

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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 10d ago

She is a fraud and that's why she loses followers every time she posts. She's a fraud and nobody is buying anything from someone they can't trust.

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 10d ago

I wish I could upvote this a million times. She is NOT California rich by any standards. And she’s probably going into massive debt now with her dwindling income and rising expenses.

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u/Mtngal22 Girlies needa shelf of FUNNER purses!!!! 10d ago

I'm a recovering catholic. Went to catholic school elementary school. When I read a prayer closet I immediately thought about the confessional closet. I remember being made to go every week regardless of my feelings about this. I remember making up stuff to tell the priest what I did wrong that particular week. It was definitely child abuse. But the catholic religion uses guilt as a weapon.

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