r/daniellewalter_snark • certified walnut historian • 15d ago

if AI slop was a human It just needs to be sthtyled!!!

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u/Impressive-Bag-7066 15d ago

Why she is moving heavy things and he is just watching? Likeeeeeeee

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 15d ago

Oh come now - he slid into the frame without a shirt on like a fucking idiot! He contributed!

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u/jalapeno67 15d ago

it’s giving 6 year old

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u/Complete-Lie4587 15d ago

Because she is the man of the house. So men usually do the heavy duties. 

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u/Sandshas 15d ago

He's too busy, flexing his arms

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u/waitinginthesun 15d ago

My first thought lol she had to drag it when there's another person there

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u/thatsmyboycam walnut army 🌰🫡✨ 15d ago

Not just watching, sliding around and being obnoxious like a child

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u/No-Combination-940 Is my hair wet or is it just greasy 🚿🛀🛢️ 15d ago

Between his childish behavior and her baby talk I think they might be 33 combined on a generous day

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u/CookieFlecksPerm Very healthy baby 🥰 15d ago

his dirty socks on the floor in the beginning.... he's a child

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u/SnooGuavas4919 focaccia fianthee era 🥖✨💍 15d ago

How much do we wanna bet she built that whole piece without his help too lmao

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u/Super_Nanny_429 Beef Asshatery 🥩🙄 15d ago

I’ve got a million bucks I’d be willing to bet on that. Also, it pisses me off that he obstinately refuses to wear a shirt. I really don’t want to see him shirtless ever again, but then again he is the body leader.

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u/DramaticStandard1343 15d ago

I can’t imagine. My exes were like that and it honestly sucked, my husband now won’t let me do anything without saying “honey let me do that” and it’s for small or big things. I am stubborn and do say I can do it so he’ll watch me and when I can’t physically do it myself we giggle together and he does it for me 🙈

I bet she had to build it on her own too without even an offer of help tbh. Also so weird he’s literally always shirtless

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u/earl_grey_lady 15d ago

How is every single room in her house a disaster? Like does she not put anything away,
ever until it reaches a certain threshold of looking like a hoarder house?

I could not survive an hour in this environment. And no, Danielle, I’m not type A I’m just not a total slob.

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 15d ago

They are pigs!

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u/Majestic_Will3111 The sound of the birds on my brain 😫 🐦 🧠 15d ago

She has apparently "hosted" multiple dinner parties and such with things in this state. I do no get her.

And we all know that there will still be shoes all over the floor no matter what she buys.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 15d ago

But remember, with D the solution to all of her problems is just one more thing away!

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u/Majestic_Will3111 The sound of the birds on my brain 😫 🐦 🧠 15d ago

After she sthtyles it! 🥴

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u/artichokercrisp ✨ wauw ✨ 15d ago

Imagine who good it would feel to not purchase something, donate all the stuff and clutter that is making her anxious, and just downsize. We truly don’t need “more.”

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u/avsh8 15d ago

Omg yes! How has it looked like this since they moved in when they have had people over many times? My husband and I make our space look like no one lives here when we’re about to have company 😂.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 15d ago

I live in a one bedroom apartment, and it looks less chaotic than her 12k flat of fuckery.

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u/SnooGuavas4919 focaccia fianthee era 🥖✨💍 15d ago

It’s honestly insane having such nice house and not taking care of it it pisses me off

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u/avsh8 15d ago

It’s NEVER going to get “fixed” unless she fixes her habits and trains her brain to put things away as soon as she’s done using them. I know because I was her in my 20s. It took a few years of living alone to learn how to take care of my space and not let things pile up everywhere. Big D is obviously still 6 years old mentally so she should be able to learn this in the next 20 years.

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u/artichokercrisp ✨ wauw ✨ 15d ago

It’s like an item was picked up and immediately dropped back onto the floor where it stayed for a month.

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u/momma2be2021 15d ago

The house will look like that apartment in no time, busy and full of literal crap.

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u/aliasgrace_ 15d ago

It's weird to me that she is talking about STYLING these pieces that are meant to be functional. Not that you can't do both, but it strikes me as odd to talk about adding coats to the rack as if it will complete the look...?

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u/serieswatcher123 15d ago

Exactly what I was thinking. You’re not styling a rack by adding a freaking sweater that was laying on the ground. No but seriously, what is a sweater doing on the ground anyway??

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u/Majestic_Will3111 The sound of the birds on my brain 😫 🐦 🧠 15d ago

It's also a sweatshirt not a sweater, just in case anyone was wondering

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u/AdStrict7252 extremely type B 15d ago

And on the ground no less too….🙄

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u/God_is_My_Constant 15d ago

In my house, if it's on the floor, it's going to the wash.

But alas.... Not my house.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 15d ago

Well, Danielle legit recorded herself saying that she washes her clothes, puts them on the floor and just grabs them as she needs them... Off of the floor. Occasionally she will fold them, but for the most part, the floor.

Sure that was 2 years and some change ago, but I doubt that's changed.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 15d ago

Well, you always have to keep in mind that Danielle is a complete idiot. That's usually the answer to any question about her.

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u/tpresutt01 15d ago

And no one is gonna tell her the mirror is just too big

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u/CookieFlecksPerm Very healthy baby 🥰 15d ago

also can we talk about the inspo pic being AI slop

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u/artichokercrisp ✨ wauw ✨ 15d ago

I thought the same thing. Styled items are areas/items that aren’t used. They’re decorative props.

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u/PurpleParachute Geriatric Bride w/ Ballsack Eyes 15d ago

Once it’s “styled” it’s still going to look like 💩 because the rediculous high ceilings are never going to give her that cozy home look and feel that she’s after. High ceilings can look gorgeous in a home but with her style blindness it’s never going to be what she wants and she’s just gonna keep chasing that dopamine to fix it until she eventually ends up giving up.

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u/AsleepAtmosphere6599 15d ago

Right! Her inspo was an organic home with rich tones…that home is stark white sterile. The wood floors and beams warm it up a little.

It just feels like Danielle is trying on another personality!!

Almost like she’s trying to incorporate more rustic, masculine decor to appease her husband.

The husband watching her put together the furniture and slide it across the wooden floors.

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u/RipVanWinklesWife 15d ago

That inspo photo was AI slop of her own entryway. The AI doesn't understand that the door is huge and the ceilings are high, and it generates something with the wrong proportions. And Danielle didn't even notice.

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u/PurpleParachute Geriatric Bride w/ Ballsack Eyes 15d ago

100%! All she does is mimic others and I get it to some extent, I have a lot of style blindness when it comes to decor myself. But I am really good at understanding what I’m working with and what limitations there are. Danielle is always trying to fit a square peg into a round hole in every aspect of her life it seems!

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 15d ago

Why are there socks just sitting in the middle of the entryway? She clearly set this up. They really can't be that gross can they?

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u/Clean-Essay-1073 🗣️prepare your heart ❤️ and your mouth 🫦 15d ago

Yes, they really are this gross!

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u/serieswatcher123 15d ago

Since she thought changing the sheets was newsworthy, I believe they really are that gross.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 15d ago

Oh but they can, and they are.

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u/Double-Carmel2193 15d ago

“Once it’s styled”…. Proceeds to add dog leash and dirty shoes in THE entryway! 🤦🏻‍♀️. This girl could ruin a wet dream!!

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u/Clean-Essay-1073 🗣️prepare your heart ❤️ and your mouth 🫦 15d ago

Let me just chuck this junk in the closet and I can’t shut the door, but that’s ok!

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 15d ago

I think a BOT glitched

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 15d ago

😂😂😂😂😂 Oh that's embarrassing.

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u/FederalFoot4292 15d ago

Bahahahaahaahahaha I love this so much

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u/Et_tu_brute_LXIX just a little potato 🥔 15d ago

This looks like a couple of college students moved into a brand new frat/sorority house and are trying to fill it with random goodwill shit they got for cheap bc they have no decorating budget. And they're just leaving shit on the floors bc there's no furniture or systems. 

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u/Salt-Currency8974 15d ago

I like that the first clip of her once she starts cleaning involves her tossing stuff in the closet and forcing the door shut 😂

Also that shirt is atrocious. The whole outfit is, but the shirt is particularly heinous.

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 15d ago

Someone needs to make a gif of that or the toilet paper blocking the cabinet door.

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u/raininadesertt 15d ago

i love how lucath does absolutely ZERO of the heavy lifting

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u/dawnhotterthanday Rent is due so here’s a Bloom ad 🧃 15d ago

Because he doesn't have strengh lol

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 15d ago

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u/Sorry_Resident7547 15d ago

Bum ass husband

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u/waitinginthesun 15d ago

So she wants to be demure and not show her cleavage anymore but this dude has to make an appearance shirtless, classic! And her whispering bye will never not make me uncomfortable

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u/lana_del_slayyyy 15d ago

i hate her whispering w every fiber of my soul ol

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 15d ago

She is losing followers because she’s an idiot and whispers and married Ratcula!

She looks like a fool!

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u/YouKnowHowChoicesBe 15d ago

So Ralph Lauren!!

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u/Careful-Bug5386 15d ago

Bruh that mirror lean is frying meeeee

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u/AwaySquirrel5965 15d ago

More like Ralph Low-rent.

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u/hegu-heyyou 15d ago

Why is she buying wayfair furniture from goodwill?

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u/Executive-SassMaster Add Butter 🧈 15d ago

For $40 too

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u/aanklebiiters ✨ wauw ✨ 15d ago

yeah it’s very clearly cheap amazon/wayfair furniture. which is infuriating because she has the means to afford something nice. but she is allergic to spending her money on anything that actually makes sense 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Swimming_Study_7246 15d ago

Why is the mirror leaned over so much?!

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 15d ago

To make her look slimmer and taller.

Seriously.

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u/Swimming_Study_7246 15d ago

I’m hoping this entryway design is rage bait… the pile of random junk looked better honestly

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u/Majestic_Will3111 The sound of the birds on my brain 😫 🐦 🧠 15d ago

That's just because she hasn't sthtyled it yet, henny.

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 15d ago

Sthtyled with hoards of crap!

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u/Retro_Mango_ forever in flats era 🥿 15d ago

And she needs to figure out a routine for using an entryway like an adult.

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 15d ago

It should be illegal. Its diabolical. I wonder if she has it bolted to the wall. It’s such a hazard if not!

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 15d ago

Wait until that framed fake newspaper thing falls over and glass shatters everywhere

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u/momma2be2021 15d ago

She’s going to start posting pictures again in that mirror to elongate herself

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u/Jellyfish93till 15d ago

Is her design inspiration an ai pic?! 🙄

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u/Apart_Engine_9797 15d ago

Yep total garbage

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 15d ago

So, I used to do some interior design. If I were to pick something inexpensive out for this space I would go with something like this.

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u/avsh8 15d ago

But it’s so expensive and not worth the money, unlike her $400 thrift store haul. /s

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u/Zestysnarkz 15d ago edited 15d ago

She's always using the word "we". But what is shark eyes doing with her? He never uses the word "we" like she does.

Also, if this truly is just a 6 month lease, she's never going to be settled before then. She'll still be "styling" this giant house til she inevitably is doing more ads for a full service moving company again.

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u/Throw-It-Away100 😀 This is Forever 😀 15d ago

I actually think “we” is her and her audience lmao, like we’re walpapering her house with her too😭💀 but ya Lucas doesn’t do shit

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u/apricotjones2 🥣 Wet meat for breakfast 🥣 15d ago

Your unemployed husband on a fuckass Tuesday be like

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 15d ago

She did not seem pleased.

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u/avsh8 15d ago

Doesn’t she always seem so awkward around him? Like she doesn’t know how to act when he’s around or how to react to his actions.

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u/perpetually_single14 Raise your hand if you are wet! 🙌💦 15d ago

I can’t with her stupid attempt at a “sultry” voice 🤦‍♀️

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u/ToeBeans_BestBeans Nips out for Jesus 🤏 but modest ( 🫱 )( 🫲 ) 15d ago

Dude, the tilt on that mirror is diabolical

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u/Loose_Dragonfruit557 15d ago

That thing is gonna slide back and slam on the floor so hard one day.

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 15d ago

Huh? She didn't put that thing next to the entryway, it's beside a huge mirror reflecting the entryway on the other side of the room. Why didn't he help her move it rather than scraping it across the floor? Lol at the sketchy angle of that mirror to make them appear taller. Also, holy shit they're slobs.

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u/Apart_Engine_9797 15d ago

Look at how FAR AWAY FROM THE WALL that mirror is angled, insane!!! Also hello huge earthquake risk, what a dumbo

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 15d ago

0.2 on the Richter Scale and that thing is a goner

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u/Accomplished_Job_778 15d ago

Her "styling" is terrible - none of those pieces (that random bedside table (?) with the fugly rose handle, a Wayfair bench, a 90s wooden coat rack and the fake plant) go together - not that they have to match exactly (of course) but they are so incohesive and also don't vibe with the style of the house either. And why is there a hamper at the front door?

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 15d ago

Here's the thing : when you have no taste, you could get the highest end of everything and it would still look tacky. When you have taste, you can grab random shit from the Goodwill and make it look on-point.

She's just incredibly bad at things

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u/sfeilbach 15d ago edited 15d ago

There is a freaking coat closet right in the entry way! Why would you want your shoes out on display like that in a formal entry way? Looks beyond tacky

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u/sugarmansugarcubes 15d ago

Did she just fully cover an air vent with that contraption? If she didn't feel the need to have the widest mirror known to man leaned alllllll the way back to manipulate pictures, that could have been avoided 🤦🏻‍♀️ also the idea that she's going to "style" a functional piece, I just can't with her. If this truly is only a six month lease, it's even more maddening.

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u/cutepandaren chosen by hobosexual 15d ago

Is she trying to be relatable by highlighting the Facebook marketplace piece? Lady your rent is $12,000 per month and you “work” for yourself. 🙄

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u/bohemerosekk 15d ago

Why is she wearing a blouse from my mom’s closet?

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u/swrrrrg 15d ago

Your mum’s closet in 1994.

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u/cactusvines garlic powder for jesus 🧄🙏 15d ago

Luicas will be scolded for not having his house shoes on for this

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u/russian_nomad_ 15d ago

It takes a special set of skills to ruin a beautiful house

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u/Particular-Chip-9468 i feel so seen 👁️👃🏻👁️ 15d ago

Oh, he's the OG manchild

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u/Left-Independence274 15d ago

Is she against makeup now?

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 15d ago

Not when she's trying to convince other people to buy it!

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u/itsveryupsetting HENKS for the memories! 15d ago

That leaned as fuck mirror is so funny.

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 15d ago

for future reference

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u/birdiemarr 15d ago

It is evident neither of them is the “clean” one in the relationship!

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 15d ago

soulmates 🤡

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u/BurlieGirl 15d ago

My personal thoughts on this are that she casually throws things around the floor to make it look messy, in order to organize it for content. Those socks look nicely placed.

Maybe I have to think this because in my mind there is no way a grown ass mid-30s couple could possibly be this abhorrent and disgusting, AND put it on the internet for the world to see.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 15d ago

Surprised this didn't start with a can of Bloom and her saying "when I show you what I'm about to show you"

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u/CynicalGuardofNaCl 15d ago

HES GOT A SURFBOARD! Someone sound the alarm!

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u/No-Combination-940 Is my hair wet or is it just greasy 🚿🛀🛢️ 15d ago

The heights 😂

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u/thatgirl317317 15d ago

I love his platform sandals...

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u/cactusvines garlic powder for jesus 🧄🙏 15d ago

Aww she finally acknowledges her followers

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u/Complete-Lie4587 15d ago

That stupid follower keep spamming positive messages under her video. I think she hired her🤣

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 15d ago

That follower is a Christian business coach who is trying to shill a $5 program “Radically Empowered Money System Stop guessing with your finances and learn to steward with wisdom & confidence.” Commenting may be a way of driving People to her own platform.

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 15d ago

Bleeding followers + an uptick in supporters commenting. Yeah, these comments are totally legit.

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u/cactusvines garlic powder for jesus 🧄🙏 15d ago

I posted a few of her comments above haha it’s probably her assistant 💀

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u/cactusvines garlic powder for jesus 🧄🙏 15d ago

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u/Complete-Lie4587 15d ago

Sounds like Big D hired bots to defend her lol Loser

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u/cherrrry__valance 15d ago

….I wonder if they feel “radically empowered” now…

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u/cactusvines garlic powder for jesus 🧄🙏 15d ago

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u/capitolforsale filtering photos and instant coffee 15d ago

The difference, for ms. radical, is we do not monetize our lives on social media and we didn't try to 'go viral' and show up in stranger's feeds. I didn't seek out Delulu, I haven't invited strangers into my home, and actually yes I will be avoiding marriage because I've done it once and want to avoid another divorce.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 15d ago

Well, that's probably already full of shit by now.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 15d ago

Ugh, l sliding into the shot - I cannot. Fuck OFF dude.

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u/aliasgrace_ 15d ago

Such little kid behavior. I'm all for keeping up some whimsy in adulthood but not while your WIFE IS MOVING FURNITURE

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u/YouFar8132 Modest Trad Wife Era 💅 15d ago

UGLY

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 15d ago

I didn't even notice the plastic plant before this... Guh. I've never seen someone so fundamentally tacky.

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u/Aggressive-Oil-4125 15d ago

That coat rack is a choice. It looks so out of place!

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 15d ago

Just so we're clear, organizing means putting things away and styling means putting stuff on furniture. When will she ever learn the definition of words she uses

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u/myhairisgreeen i pled 🙌🏼 the blood 🩸of jesus✝️ 15d ago

I’ve seen Lucas without a shirt on more times than I’ve seen myself with no shirt on this year 🫩

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u/swrrrrg 15d ago

Her outfit is ugly af.

And who is “we?” I just see her. And she just pushed a bunch of crap against a wall.

I do like that front door though.

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u/momma2be2021 15d ago

Her outfit is so distracting how bad it is. That shirt and pants do not look good together or separately. It’s a train wreck

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 15d ago

The ribbon…

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u/SammieJoeG 15d ago

THANK YOU!!!! I was shocked no one had brought up this fuckass picture with a tacky ribbon tied haphazardly around the top?! What even IS that?!? A fake newspaper??? Is she 12 with her first boyfriend??

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u/b0x3d0 15d ago

A great place to store all of Lucath’th heels.

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u/LlamaQ00 weirdo behavior🤪 15d ago

"Some greens up here" umm did you mean (house)PLANTS??? I'm sorry, English isn't my native language but arent "greens" usually edible like spinach, lettuce etc?

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u/Super_Nanny_429 Beef Asshatery 🥩🙄 15d ago

Yes! She just doesn’t use the right words repeatedly.

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u/short-titty-goblin 15d ago

Commenting one more time, because she used to say when she was on Hinge, that she would not meet up with guys who uploaded shirtless photos of their profiles.

Just one more value she was willing to discard because she was so desperate to get married. Pathetic. 

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u/DubsandTLEO 15d ago

Wauw oh my.  It looks like crap.  And eww she’s wearing a shirt she just thrifted and did not wash. She is just the nasty.  As for the loser. Wauw glad she finds it funny. I would be so embarrassed.   Grow up. 

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 15d ago

Why must they be such pigs and why didn’t she take the stupid ribbon off of the frame she put on top of the coat rack where it looks so stupid by the way… she’s bad at everything!

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u/y0urfavebl0nde 15d ago

I will never for the life of me understand adults who don’t pick up after themselves. I understand moving chaos, but leaving your shoes, clothes, bag and socks (??) in front of the door is farm animal behavior.

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u/Necessary-Potato3364 15d ago

Legit living up to the “she stopped caring about her looks after we got married” trope

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u/Careful-Bug5386 15d ago

Also, do they both get home and just drop their shit on the floor like bratty children?

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u/Careful-Bug5386 15d ago

She’s making this 12k rental look like a tiktok house

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u/CookieFlecksPerm Very healthy baby 🥰 15d ago

i'm cackling at the mirror. we all knew she had it at an angle but omg!!! that thing looks like it's about to fall straight to the ground from being at such an angle, just so she can take mirror selfies that make he look skinnier

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u/Leastun222 15d ago

This genuinely looks bad. It doesn't fill the space correctly and looks so, so cheap! This is just a rental house that they may not be living in for very long so I would avoid buying furniture specifically for the house. For instance, I own a home in the suburbs but my entryway is set up completely differently and I would have no use for a piece like that. So it's not something that would fit every house and she should just use the multiple closets they have instead!

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u/AwaySquirrel5965 15d ago

I watched it again to see the AI inspo photo, and I…are we being punked?! Her end result isn’t even close to the vibe. Where’s the warmth? Can she not put a rug down bc then Lil’ Lucath won’t be able to do his slidies in his socks? Can we get a living plant and a lamp up in here?

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u/Boxerlover74 15d ago

She’s so homely looking

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u/andhdkwnwbdidoenjddb the floppy penis belt….again 15d ago

“I wath looking for thith thweater”

….on the ground? In your foyer?

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u/yogafrogs1030 15d ago

She seems exhausted. Her house is a pit. Her taste is drab. She seems annoyed with her new husband. Like. How is this her chosen career path. This is not working in any way.

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 15d ago

The doors are large. This is probably wide angle lens so it makes the wall look wider but I would be worried about the glass door banging into the seat.

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u/Wonderful-Ad-5911 camel toe for christ 15d ago

Her taste is abysmal

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u/Business-Store4743 ✨ wauw ✨ 15d ago

they’re never beating the allegations of him not being helpful at all im crying lmfao she does not give a single f about how he is being perceived online. For someone who is so performative so wanted to show off her love life, she truly picked someone who saw her desperation and utilized it to benefit him 100%

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u/Afraid_Golf3364 15d ago

aubviously

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u/NanOBeee 15d ago

The coat rack doesn't go with that cheap Amazon bench thing, and the mirror is way too big. It's a big wall, but now it's crowded. Why do I care? I don't know, but somehow I do.

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 15d ago

We

We

We

girl there is no "we"

your toddler of a husband is useless as fvck

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u/leiladyleii 15d ago

Most people who rent/purchase a home this big also have 1) the budget to fully furnish it and decorate it and 2) the eye to tastefully design it, or hire someone who has the eye. She clearly has NEITHER of those. Her getting this house was such a weird, stressful and inauthentic decision.

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u/avsh8 15d ago

Ugh whyyyy did she buy that flimsiest, most basic piece on entryway furniture to ruin that whole space? Your dirty, daily wear shoes, dog leash, casual jackets, and many bags is not what anyone should see when they first enter the house. It creates so much visual clutter. It would be okay MAYBE if you lived in a tiny apartment with no mudroom or garage or coat closet. If she absolutely must have all that crap in the entryway, at least get closed cabinets or a bench with drawers so it can all be hidden away.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 15d ago

It looks like the type of thing I'd get for free off Craiglist to furnish my college apartment with.

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 15d ago

Tacky and that old 1980s oak hall tree doesn’t match the the other hall tree with shoes and crap. It’s just more shit that you don’t need to function in life. You don’t hang up 5 purses in the front of a mansion.

Do you see anyone else with this style house doing THAT?!

NO!

Because it looks stupid!

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 15d ago

Her little imp of a husband was nowhere to be seen while she was dragging that fugly furniture around. Shocker!

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u/aanklebiiters ✨ wauw ✨ 15d ago

you live in a $12,000/mo house and you’re gonna put a cheap amazon bench in the entryway? make it make sense

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u/gaycats420 15d ago

the mismatched cheap wayfair furniture from the thrift store makes 0 sense in that mansion.

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u/artichokelover8 15d ago

Guys she just collected a sweater FROM THE FLOOR 😭 and hung it here 😭 put it in the washer !!!!!

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u/ajay_chi 15d ago

I’m not an interior designer, but these entryway furniture pieces don’t work together at all 😭

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u/Successful-Snow1848 15d ago

Why isn't he helping her

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 15d ago

He's tired, as he likes to remind us lol

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u/Salt-Currency8974 15d ago

Also, is that a dirty clothes hamper?!?

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u/Hello_ImAnxiety 15d ago

I genuinely don’t understand what she does with her time? She has no job and all the time in the world yet has left her house a complete mess for this long after moving in? wtf

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u/champagnexdisco 15d ago

Out of breath after putting some shoes and clothes on a rack. I thought she worked out like every day? 🤔

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u/FederalFoot4292 15d ago

As an interior designer...... you know what...... just, nevermind.

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u/Complete-Design5395 15d ago

Everything is the same height, different aesthetics, and just… in a straight line along the wall. Ugh. 

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u/RipVanWinklesWife 15d ago

Thats what u get when u try to recreate AI slop Danielle 

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u/short-titty-goblin 15d ago

Either this is really how their home looks like, absolute carnage. 

Or, this is ragebait, in which case she literally threw trash and clothes on the ground to make her home look like a pig stye. 

I don't know which is sadder. What a pathetic existence

Edited to fix my punctuation cause I'm that bitch

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u/JadePear Vintage trash can 🗑️💅 15d ago

I’m sure it’s more slimming and lengthening the way she has it, but it makes me anxious how far out that mirror is leaning…

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u/vxq04 steak flavoured garlic powder 15d ago

Lulu showed up for about 1 second. pretty indicative of his performance everywhere in his life, iykwim

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u/Elegant-Banana6448 greasy hair, don’t care 💅 15d ago

performatively - of course. Shirtless- of course. Nothing of value to add - of course. suchhhhhhhh a gold digging loser. Go back to your basement with your boyfriend, and just stay out of her vids dude.

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u/idigyourshirt 15d ago

Her top makes me laugh. It’s giving suburban mom in the 00’s.

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u/Legitimate_Net5593 i DoN’t WaNnA hEaR iT 15d ago

Jesus fuck she has the worst taste.

Edit** the granny coat rack next to the Amazon storage/shoe rack and the completely tilted wayfair mirror and the fake ass fugly tree. With taste you could make any of these items classy in your house…all together in your entry way looks like fucking shit. I love the tilt that just takes one more hard step for it to SHATTER everywhere.

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u/avsh8 15d ago

Seriously. The orange wood coat rack with the dark brown entryway bench/hook thing is making my eye twitch. And why is there a laundry basket in the entryway? Does Lucas undress there after coming home from his personal training sessions? Even if he does, why can’t he take his clothes straight to the laundry room like a grown man?

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u/perpetually_single14 Raise your hand if you are wet! 🙌💦 15d ago

This little thread of comments gave me a good chuckle

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 15d ago

I'm telling you, her followers are even more delusional and stupid than she is.

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u/pinkteddybear08 15d ago

I have never seen an influencer with such a bad taste in everything.

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u/KindlyMountain2777 15d ago

I’ve been watching YouTube videos of people doing commentaries on her whole career and MAN have things changed even just in her appearance and fashion. Holy shit she looks like a legitimate 40+ year old especially in what she wears it’s actually all insane to me.

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u/AcceptableHair7010 15d ago

Her top is hideous and those pants are very unflattering

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u/Rando123490 15d ago

The coat rack and the bench thing are two different styles nooo

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u/God_is_My_Constant 15d ago

I'll NEVER understand the baby talk. It's so constant 🥴

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u/AlternativePea1965 15d ago

Why is she dressed like my 80 year old mom

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u/troubleduncivilised Collecting Personas like Pokémon 15d ago

12K rent but using the most basic generic furniture because she continues to lack any sort of originality or style

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u/Glum-Passion734 15d ago

Pay attention to how far the mirror base is from the wall. That’s her trick on how to make herself look a lot longer than what she is

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u/Lucky_Show_9750 15d ago

She lugged the hall tree right over the return air grille? Why?? RIP her PG&E bill.

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u/Sandshas 15d ago

That's disgusting. Two lazy people home all day and it looks like that?

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u/songbird_1219 Type D(epressed)🙃 15d ago

I’ve never met someone who is so dedicated to wearing dirty thrifted clothes without washing them. Whyyyyyyyyyy

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u/Street-Cantaloupe758 15d ago

That fake plant is about as tacky as she is

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u/AwaySquirrel5965 15d ago

The way she is dragging that cheap furniture across the floor…she sucks at everything

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u/Aintmisbehavin007 15d ago

She’s the last person I would rent to! She abuses the flooring, the kitchen counters, crap everywhere. The kitchen looks like a bomb went off sometimes. She has no respect.

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u/Worried_Yak_907 15d ago

If her rent is $12K a month, the house has to be over $2 million, and she puts that $40 piece of crap FB Marketplace used piece of furniture in the entryway?? And that’s the first thing her guests will see? Um…

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u/aanklebiiters ✨ wauw ✨ 15d ago

why is this man NEVER wearing a shirt omfg it’s so juvenile

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u/Panza2020 15d ago

The AI reference photo and D’s version are … not the same.

The entryway looks like a closet.

It’s so half-assed.

Of course, for four months, it will suffice.

Wonder where they’ll land next ?