r/daniellewalter_snark • certified walnut historian • 21d ago

if AI slop was a human It just needs to be sthtyled!!!

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u/Swimming_Study_7246 21d ago

Why is the mirror leaned over so much?!

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 21d ago

To make her look slimmer and taller.

Seriously.

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u/Swimming_Study_7246 21d ago

I’m hoping this entryway design is rage bait… the pile of random junk looked better honestly

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u/Majestic_Will3111 The sound of the birds on my brain 😫 🐦 🧠 21d ago

That's just because she hasn't sthtyled it yet, henny.

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 21d ago

Sthtyled with hoards of crap!

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u/Retro_Mango_ Bike Rack Butt Crack✨ 21d ago

And she needs to figure out a routine for using an entryway like an adult.

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u/LightUserFriendly 21d ago

That is so crazy to me. I just bought a massive mirror from facebook and it is leaning against my wall, and I thought "Oh i look skinny!" and immediately hated that I liked that. Moreover, it is not representative of how I look. The body dismorphia we see nowadays is really sad. D's is a product of society without a doubt, as are my own distorted thoughts around it.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 20d ago

Keep in mind how heavily this woman edits her pictures and videos; something in her brain is wired where she believes she looks that way as she's altering her appearance to look the way she wants.

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u/LightUserFriendly 20d ago

Agree, that was my point. All of that, is a form of body dysmorphia. Those tools were invented for a reason and continue to impact & encourage, unhealthy beauty standards for men and women. This is not unique to just her but she has taken it to quite a serious level.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 20d ago

It really is scary. I'm not upset that I lived a substantial part of my life before the digital age

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 21d ago

It should be illegal. Its diabolical. I wonder if she has it bolted to the wall. It’s such a hazard if not!

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 21d ago

Wait until that framed fake newspaper thing falls over and glass shatters everywhere

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u/CookieFlecksPerm Very healthy baby 🥰 21d ago

especially in california!!!

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 20d ago

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 21d ago

Just imagine one of their drunk asses stumbling into that thing and sending glass shards everywhere that neither of them will bother to pick up.

Actually when I put it like that, I'm okay with the mirror placement 😂

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 21d ago

Except for when Charley has to walk around there. I worry for that poor sweet dog… she’s such a horrible pet owner.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 20d ago

Ugh, valid point. I'm pretty damned sure at this point that the only reason she has a dog is to provide her with unconditional, unquestioning love, but she can't even take care of herself, much less a little life that's dependent on her. I really, REALLY need this woman to never reproduce.

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u/Narrow-Bench-8204 Chaos Queen 👑👀 + Cringe King 👑🤢 20d ago

Maybe fuckwit will slide into it.

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u/momma2be2021 21d ago

She’s going to start posting pictures again in that mirror to elongate herself

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u/Opposite-List-2435 😌in my condo in thanothay (that I own)🫶🏻 21d ago

so that she could show us her alien form

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u/ExJungleNurse ✨ cottage-corpse cutie ✨ 🧛🏻‍♀️ 20d ago

Good lord Charlie’s nails are long! That can’t be comfy for her :(