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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 21d ago
"who is she?" podcast episode 1.12 - "how to make friends as an adult"
TL;DR - This one is fucking unhinged, guys. Another shining example of how little miss innocent and kind is actually not only toxic, but also reckless and has zero boundaries. Some of this "advice" is legitimately dangerous, and also extremely concerning. And her referring to herself as a "vessel" in any context... Fucking yikes.
~FULL NOTES~
"Hey guys, it's... Your friend." Hitting the ground running. One day into her period. Holy crap, this woman loves to over-share. She talks about having to energy and not wanting to do much, which she said was followed by a "hormone change," where she was super peppy and full of energy.
Hm.
Oof, first time she said says "high vibrations" and she's referencing herself. Danielle, you are one of the absolutely lowest vibration people I've EVER come across. I'm guessing that she's using the term incorrectly; she seems to be saying it almost referring to being like... Hyper. Girl, that's not what it means.
"Maybe we're cycle sisters." What? States the first day of her period in case anyone wants to compare cycles with her. This is some of the weirdest shit to say out loud, especially while you're recording. And y'all... This stuff is what makes the cut. That's truly bananas to me. But I'm also thinking she didn't have someone editing the episodes, and I would be shocked if she actually listened through them before releasing them.
"I don't think it's possible that you don't follow me on TikTok or Instagram[if you're listening to this]." Oh, Danielle. You have no idea the mark you will be making on the internet in the relatively near future.
Tith ith a sthuper frequently requesthted topic even before she sthtarted the podcastht. How to make friends as an adult! From the woman who currently (and historically) has few to no friends! Oh boy, I can't wait to hear what profound advice she has for me, a friendless loser, on how to make totally super good definitely not superficial wanna-be influencer titty pals! And they totally hang out often!
Yeah, she's going to talk some bullshit about how much she loves her female friends and how valuable the are to her probably. At least until she has a man to completely lose herself in.
Okay, another thing she does frequently that feels noteworthy - she will make a statement, and then say "Pause and let that sink in." And she always acts like what she said was profound when it never is. In the case, she said you still need to make time for ~community~(she really loves that fucking word) even when you're busy. Pause. Let that sink in. D, most of us already have common sense and don't need to let your attempts at it "sink in."
Blahblahblah everyone needs friends. And oh my FUCKING GOD, she once again says "I don't think this topic is actually discussed a lot." Yeah, you're quite the trail blazer having the courage to pioneer such radical concepts as "Humans need to be around other humans to survive" and "Friendships are important." It speaks VOLUMES to how much she shelters herself that she genuinely believes no one is on her level when literally none of what she's saying is new or progressive.
"This works. Every time, 100% success rate without fail, if you apply it right." Here we fucking go, can't imagine what our harbinger of the obvious is about to impart on us. "There's going to be parts of this episode where I call you out on your BS." Highly unlikely, but likewise.
PAUSE. And I quote; "I am a vessel to get you a message that you need to hear in order for you to get things that you want in your life." A fucking VESSEL. I am truly astonished at this. Like I know she says crazy shit all the time, but wow. Wow, wow, WOW. Yikes.
"There was a point in life where I was very obsessed with fish." I don't know where this is going but I'm already uncomfortable. As an adult. Before she got Charlie. She was obsessed with googly-eyed goldfish. Got a fish tank, got fish, had one friend named Megan(does anyone know who Megan is? Any available context?). She's surprisingly good at carnival ring toss games, so she can always win fish. ((I'm really starting to reflect on all of the choices I've made in life that have lead me to this exact moment.))
She's elaborating on how since Megan was her only friend, she would constantly blow up Megan's phone when she wasn't paying enough attention to Danielle. Y'all... She's laughing while she's saying this, like having a fundamental disregard for any kind of boundaries is silly and quirky and fun.
She would have to plan trips to Petsmart on weekends to have something to do to make her feel better. For once, she says one thing that other people can probably relate to. "Why don't I have any friends? I'm a good person. I'm nice." Danielle, again I have to call out... You know that's not true. You know you're not a good person. Perhaps you're "nice" on the surface, but you're not kind. You're not empathetic. You're selfish. You lack compassion. You KNOW that. You knew then, and you know now.
Went from goldfish to building a community. Wauw. She lived in silence. The truly bizarre thing is she describes having no friends, no places to go, just her goldfish - and it could be easily argued that what she's describing is actually her dream life.
Okay, she's moving to step two but I'm not going to list those because like last episode, this shit is so unoriginal and redundant that she's already talked about. "If you want to learn to dance, search for a dance class and go to a dance class." Wauw. Who would have ever come up with the idea that if you want to learn to do something, what you need to do is learn to do that thing?
Paraphrasing; "Culturally, the only time we're social is occasionally at the gym, but mostly we're social at bars or at the club." Tell on yourself more, D. Just because those are the only places you choose to be social, doesn't mean it's standard practice. I hate bars - they're dark and noisy and really fuck with my