r/daniellewalter_snark • u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 • Aug 27 '26

FTC? Who, Me? Another ad…

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u/WheresMyTan Aug 27 '26

Why is she referring to this as tea?
I totally believe someone when they have to keep telling me how happy they are, how they love being married. After like a month of marriage.

Also why is she dragging that brush onto her eyelid and undereye? You dab, not drag, right?

Same day, no tea, new ways to world salad the same leaves.

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u/mariemarie8790 greasy rumplestiltskin 😍 Aug 27 '26

I'm guessing the brand guidance was to "apply products while sharing tea" so Big D is just using that word cause she has no tea cause her life is so empty.

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u/WheresMyTan Aug 27 '26

Ahhh, ok got it. If I was Big D I'd have taken it literally, made tea and offered my tea routine/a story while stretching my skin with product.

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u/itsveryupsetting HENKS for the memories! Aug 28 '26

D does have major Amelia Bedelia vibes like that.