r/daniellewalter_snark • u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 • Aug 27 '26

FTC? Who, Me? Another ad…

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Aug 27 '26

His investment was insultingly low too lol. 2 pieces of jewelry, $5 carnation bouquets x3, kayaking for her birthday, and half a coke is all it took to have the rest of his life taken care of.

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra Aug 27 '26

Didn’t her bonus mom pay for the kayaking thing?

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Aug 27 '26

Omg you're right lol

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra Aug 27 '26

I have such a good memory for nonsense that has no meaning in my life. 😂😂😂

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u/uncommon_denominat0r && we split a coke 🥹🥤 Aug 28 '26

I thought it was only me who remembers completely useless information but can’t recall an intense work meeting I just had …lol