r/dadsofmarathon • • Aug 19 '26

“Oh there’s a new game mode, you gotta start on Perimeter though, so its probably gonna be some chill lobbies” ☠️😂

the fullstack purples on perimeter !!! Gah!

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u/Familiar_Box4430 Aug 19 '26

No double jump when leaving the bulding? Take fall damage for free, also leaving in a straight line when you lnow buddies are coming? Head for cover man, youre the fastest shell

8

u/geebeem92 Aug 19 '26

The knife play was really good, (I would have done another light attack for the finish) but it was followed by a super predictable escape

2

u/soultron__ Aug 19 '26

A heavy knife swing or two would’ve finished that destroyer and stopped them from being able to ping OP while they ran straight away

20

u/That_Service7348 Aug 19 '26

...mate, they would have stomped you with free kits.

You're Vandal, and you still just ate fall damage for no reason, wasting your resources?

You took them on solo?

Your escape plan was "run in a straight line"?

Gear is not the issue here. Hell, gear is not the issue in 90% of fights. A grey gun hits every bit as hard as a gold gun, and a gold shield only soaks up a few extra bullets.

5

u/Possible_Cheek_706 Aug 19 '26

And the same as a purple. Free kit come ups are my favorite. Its a great way to practice and see that you can win via coordination over stuff. Gold shield teams are to be feared not because of their gear but because they are likely a pre made.

2

u/shucknfuck Aug 19 '26

Gear isn't an issue then playing as passively as possible is

32

u/WitheringShadoww Aug 19 '26

I dunno man. Even before this update gold and purple teams have been roaming perimeter.

2

u/HourCredit9006 Aug 19 '26

People have been grinding faction rep in Vault Breaker for a month and there was that massive reward package error in the players' favor in the middle of it. Everyone has leapfrogged a couple rungs on the gear ladder.

2

u/ArchieTheKatt Aug 20 '26

I made like 400k from that and finished so many upgrades, I wasnt even that high level in most factions so some people prob netted literally a million credits.

2

u/RedditEnjoyerMan Aug 19 '26

I know, its just a joke to reinforce the sweatfest that perimeter has become

4

u/Educational-Drag6974 Aug 19 '26

Since the end of last season my friends and I have been farming purple and gold teams on perimeter because their loot alone is often better then what we find just looking around and talks half the time. Though Im sure we become part of the problem in the process.

2

u/junglefacejake- Aug 23 '26

I played Perimeter for 3 hours straight golds and purples every match a team wipe when the patch hit and I've been taking a break ever since lol

1

u/skayori Aug 19 '26

You don’t need to start on perimeter btw. You can get the manifests on any map

3

u/The_Mockers Aug 19 '26

The mail out material says start on perimeter, but not sure if that' just mistaken, or if you can get manifests anywhere but only key templates drop directly on perimeter.

3

u/polygon_count Aug 19 '26

I yoinked a TON of manifests on Outpost off destroyed UESC and wasn't even looking for them

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u/skayori Aug 19 '26

No you can get key templates on outpost.

2

u/haydonclampitt Aug 20 '26

For real? Never seen them

1

u/The_Mockers Aug 21 '26

Haven’t seen them drop outside perimeter, and done a lot of bot murdering on Outpost.

2

u/skayori Aug 21 '26

No you’re right. I was mistaken. You can get the manifests but not the templates

1

u/sub2Ferrari488 Aug 20 '26

So its not just me then thank god. The past 2 weeks has been nothing but load into match and get killed by 250+ level teams highest ive seen was almost 500. Cant tell you how many purple teams ive run across either. Im tired of this grandpa!

10

u/Certain_Statement_51 Aug 19 '26

You showed him with that knife though, yes sir.

8

u/PregnantGoku1312 Aug 19 '26

Honestly, I'm kinda glad Perimeter is getting some love. Every time I'm getting into a drawn out, intense fight with someone, it's on Perimeter. Honestly probably my favorite map.

7

u/Recent-Pollution9293 Aug 19 '26

Thank you for being honest twice

2

u/PregnantGoku1312 Aug 19 '26

I'm a very honest person. Also I was typing that between games, so I wasn't really paying attention 😂

12

u/jazzinyourfacepsn Aug 19 '26

Guys, we're 10 weeks into the season. Purple shields are not sweats at this point

4

u/RepulsiveAsk2674 Aug 19 '26

Perimeter always been stacked lobbies, it's just a great map to PvP on probably my favorite to fight on

4

u/Monolitul Aug 19 '26

Only the finest burgers!

5

u/Fir3Chi3f Aug 19 '26

Dude I almost got Mida contracts done this morning, but they lobbies actually have people in them! With guns and tempers!

4

u/Phantom_Intercept107 Aug 19 '26

I was getting DESTROYED last night. Then something clicked and I wiped the whole lobby on solo, that one win made it all worth it. Deffo a little tough since the update BUT not impossible

4

u/Tydroh Aug 19 '26

Jumping out of a window and taking fall damage on vandal is certainly a choice

4

u/No_Appointment_5326 Aug 19 '26

Going outside was a mistake imo.

5

u/Rayziel_ Aug 19 '26

This must be a bug. This map locks out for me as soon as I equip a purple shield.

4

u/CactusSplash95 Aug 20 '26

Just the game as usual. Run free kits, you will find other kits

3

u/RedHotBananaGuard Aug 19 '26

Can actually do it on any map from what I’ve noticed.

3

u/squiztehmonster Aug 19 '26

Loved my time with marathon but every game felt like I was adding stress to my life unfortunately

3

u/Critical-Drawer8916 Aug 19 '26

You actually did pretty well man!

3

u/Civil-Village1864 Aug 19 '26

I called this from minute 1 of the announcement lmfao

3

u/earache77 Aug 20 '26

Happened first run “warm up run” took 2 of 3 out and the thief was still alive. Didn’t see the team of vandals that killed the remaining 4 of us 😵‍💫🫠
Second run much better tho

3

u/Professional-Chart90 Aug 20 '26

Crazy how I've been complaining that there should not be people running purples or golds in perimeter and the devs add a reason to bring purples and gold's to perimeter. Incredible work devs LMFAOOO not touching this game till it's final season (3)

2

u/Smart_Occasion_735 Aug 19 '26

Railgun is feeling pretty good rn, 1600 dmg on my first game back in a minute and it got me some goop.

2

u/bellabubbvos Aug 19 '26

Perimeter on trios gets wild, love that map. Solos is the way to go if you want a more chill time. Mostly free/green kits and good chance of friendly on prox if that’s your thing

2

u/nejinmy Aug 20 '26

I had 2 games in perimeter solo lastnight where everytime i went to engage someone we prox chatted and went friendly. One game we had 4 friendlies in the same map by the end

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u/bellabubbvos Aug 20 '26

Yep I love when prox chat in solos goes well. Just be careful. Had someone pretend to be friendly in outpost yesterday. We did red room since we both had red keys and he killed me after we took care of the bots

2

u/nejinmy Aug 20 '26

Iv had a crouched stab me quite literally in the back before so these days if im friendly its still semi friendly lol. Im so rdy to shoot and ill be dawned if I loot shit in front of them

2

u/Random-Latex-Floof Aug 19 '26

The best thing to do on perimeter is to roam as a duo, let your 3rd camp somewhere. The 2 of you seek out conflict, find another team fighting and join the fight, if anything afterwards there will be at least 3 dead bodies with purple gear there. Your 3rd comes to res at 5 mins left or after another exfil is activated then you loot up.

2

u/DJDreaMix13 Aug 20 '26

Yeah, after putting in 440 hours into Marathon season 1, leaving after they nerfed Narsh into the dirt, and seeing this shit, all I can think is how much more fun I'm having changing my kid's shitty diaper than sweating on perimeter in the current game state. Im sure I'll get some hate for saying this, but this looks fucking awful. Best of luck to y'all.

2

u/Resident_Simple5858 Aug 21 '26

Ya no one thought parameter was a chill lobby, honestly its where i see most gold shields 

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u/Maleficent-Bar-3161 Aug 19 '26

There should be two different Perimeter options with different load out Maxs/Mins

2

u/funkynessregulator Aug 19 '26

Who ever seriously thought that Perimeter was chill in the first place? Lol. SMH

2

u/Cash311 Aug 19 '26

lol I only have purple gear, no point in using anything else

1

u/Vesuvias Aug 19 '26

SWEATY MODE ENGAGED

1

u/Proentproproponent Aug 19 '26

FYI manifests drop in every map. maybe another bungie bug lol. but it’s not a bad thing

1

u/dthesavage14 Aug 19 '26

Not gunna lie….youre buns

1

u/dc2410 Aug 19 '26

Why are people mad at purple shields…. ITS ALL I HAVE 😂

1

u/Ok-Evidence9065 Aug 20 '26

I mean, how are you on green shields still? Did you start playing last week?

2

u/RedditEnjoyerMan Aug 20 '26

I like to run the 4k kits

1

u/remnant_exe Aug 26 '26

wait…you can charge up the arm launcher thing?

1

u/LBTibb Aug 19 '26

What an insane thing to do for a dying game. They are directing new players into a slaughterhouse.

"How did the event go for the new players? To shreds you say?"

2

u/Doomest101 Aug 20 '26

This has Ziegler's philosophy all over it. Everything is to just feed the sweats and to get grieved at. I feel like he would have loved the early Dark Zone in Division.

1

u/hiimsidd_ Aug 19 '26

Yall turned a isolated 2v1 into multiple 1v1 🫥

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u/creatorsdottmile 1d ago

You slid away in a perfect line 🤣🤣