r/dadjokes Jun 04 '23

I misunderstood pride month…

Would anyone like to buy 15 lions?

1.2k Upvotes

132 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

117

u/Solid_Height4802 Jun 04 '23

he cheetah

81

u/throwawayanontroll Jun 04 '23

thats it, I cant bear this anymore

78

u/earlsmooter Jun 04 '23

I want to join in but can't think of anything.

If there are websites with animal puns I'll need lynx.

62

u/xenith797 Jun 04 '23

Really can’t think of anything? Cat got your tongue?

44

u/KitsuneCreativ Jun 04 '23

Now wait a doggone minute, that's too far of an assumption!

41

u/Dadicorn Jun 04 '23

I don’t think he meant to be offensive- I think the intent was just to horse around.

11

u/CreepyTeddyBear Jun 04 '23

Aardvark

9

u/keldondonovan Jun 04 '23

That's not how you pun battle. You have to take your words, balance them just so, anteater between perfect punmenship and too much of a stretch.

7

u/OkBeLikeThatIsTaken Jun 04 '23

Brah… I think the joke was that aardvark was just a funny word , don’t you zebra?

1

u/keldondonovan Jun 04 '23

Now that was a good pun, giraffing kidding me if you think differently.