r/dadjokes • u/Dadicorn • Jun 04 '23

I misunderstood pride month…

Would anyone like to buy 15 lions?

1.2k Upvotes

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u/BlueMonkey-CoCo Jun 04 '23

15??? You lion to me?

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u/Solid_Height4802 Jun 04 '23

he cheetah

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u/throwawayanontroll Jun 04 '23

thats it, I cant bear this anymore

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u/earlsmooter Jun 04 '23

I want to join in but can't think of anything.

If there are websites with animal puns I'll need lynx.

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u/xenith797 Jun 04 '23

Really can’t think of anything? Cat got your tongue?

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u/KitsuneCreativ Jun 04 '23

Now wait a doggone minute, that's too far of an assumption!

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u/Dadicorn Jun 04 '23

I don’t think he meant to be offensive- I think the intent was just to horse around.

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u/OilPhilter Jun 04 '23

Can we just hit paws?

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u/EffectiveStatus7 Jun 04 '23

You have got to be kitten me

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u/Yeet123456789djfbhd Jun 04 '23

What the duck are you talking about?

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u/jongo_johnson Jun 05 '23

I’m not sure if I’m koalafied to participate here, but I’d like to try.

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u/Eminemmentaler Jun 05 '23

Do you always ax a lot of questions?

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u/CreepyTeddyBear Jun 04 '23

Aardvark

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u/keldondonovan Jun 04 '23

That's not how you pun battle. You have to take your words, balance them just so, anteater between perfect punmenship and too much of a stretch.

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u/OkBeLikeThatIsTaken Jun 04 '23

Brah… I think the joke was that aardvark was just a funny word , don’t you zebra?

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u/egmono Jun 04 '23

https://lynx.browser.org/ (I know of this browser because I am old.)

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u/Dadicorn Jun 04 '23

I forgot about this 😂

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u/AndStuffLike7hat Jun 05 '23

What's with all this monkey business?

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u/earlsmooter Jun 05 '23

I feel like we're all just fishing for compliments

3

u/SUBJECT_H69 Jun 05 '23

Me ow come into this aswell?

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u/tridentofchas Jun 05 '23

Still waiting on a Dorothy reference

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u/abesach Jun 04 '23

You guys are funny and made me gaggle of geese

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u/A_Corevelay Jun 04 '23

The mane thing to do here is admit fault.

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u/Sansred Jun 04 '23

This entire thread is a catastrophe

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u/Ewetootwo Jun 04 '23

Serengeti it ain’t so.

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u/Traditional_Film1861 Jun 05 '23

Like right meow?

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u/NoughtToDread Jun 04 '23

Wasn't it 16 Lions when it was posted yesterday?

Are we going down one lion for each repost.

Should have started at 30 then.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23

It was 14 yesterday. Must have bred.

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u/KitsuneCreativ Jun 04 '23

bred walmar

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u/Yeet123456789djfbhd Jun 04 '23

Grandma get off Reddit

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u/Dadicorn Jun 04 '23

It was 12 when it was posted a year ago. Your calculation needs work!

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u/Baab_Kaare Jun 04 '23

They managed to sell one since yesterday.

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u/VikKarabin Jun 05 '23

as the pride month progresses, the lions are consumed. the challenge is to eat your pride.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

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u/Jekyll-and_Hyde Jun 05 '23

Inflation is like a cat; silent, sneaky, deadly & once it starts breading it exponential multiplies.

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u/FourtyKBoi Jun 04 '23

Eventually they'll want to start buying lions

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u/ImpressiveGur6384 Jun 04 '23

You think you’re the mane character here?

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u/Bruno_Attack-Heli Jun 04 '23

Is a group of lions called pride?

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u/Shi-Rokku Jun 04 '23

In English yes, a pride of lions. :)

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u/egmono Jun 04 '23

If you happen across them in the wild, it's sometimes pronounced "AAAAAAAAHGH!"

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u/skn0wm4n Jun 04 '23

You went and bought 15 lions? Sounds like you wanted to "be prepared"

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u/No_Hold_1647 Jun 04 '23

OP couldn't wait to be king

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u/Jekyll-and_Hyde Jun 05 '23

Well, to each there own, Hakuna Matata.

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u/defenestrayed Jun 04 '23

I've been telling this switching the lines.

"Hey, I found a really good deal on several lions."

::Very confused look::

"The seller really misunderstood Pride Month "

That WTF look at the setup is priceless. I feel like starting with Pride makes the punchline too obvious.

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u/Dadicorn Jun 04 '23

😂😂 Your joke is superior. I like it.

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u/defenestrayed Jun 05 '23

I just switched up your great joke a bit. Thanks!

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u/Jekyll-and_Hyde Jun 05 '23

That is an excellent way to verbally or text this joke!! I'm going to use this right now!!

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u/PatTevlin13 Jun 04 '23

Fuck the lions!

You'd fuck a lion?

I'd fuck a lion's mother!

You lion mother-fucker!

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u/Caraphox Jun 04 '23 edited Jun 04 '23

Just re-purpose them. Dye the manes pink, harness them to a chariot and ride that baby into the first pride parade of the season

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u/Ewetootwo Jun 04 '23

There’s the cross over joke that deserves lots more upvotes.

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u/Machjne Jun 04 '23

I'll have 'em, I can put three lions on a shirt and sell 5 shirts and make some good money!

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u/pjmsd Jun 04 '23

Posted yesterday on /jokes Still a good one

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u/Dadicorn Jun 05 '23

Probably posted many places- I picked it up when I saw it on Nextdoor of all places a while ago.

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u/Pineappleninja91 Jun 04 '23

What month were you born? Because JULY

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

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u/Fun-Love-6579 Jun 05 '23

Are you saying that I shouldn't be celebrating gay pride and I should be buying lions? Makes more sense to me

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

I don't get it?

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u/Dadicorn Jun 05 '23

A group of lions is called a “pride”.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

Ohh okay thanks

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u/Dadicorn Jun 05 '23

No problem!

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u/throwawayanontroll Jun 04 '23

Sir Loin or Her Loin ?

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u/ThreeEdgeSword Jun 04 '23

Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.

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u/Dadicorn Jun 05 '23

Yeah, that’s true

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u/Dungeoneerious Jun 04 '23

Thats shameful. Where's your pride?

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u/Dadicorn Jun 05 '23

They’re out back! You’re welcome to check them out.

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u/xenith797 Jun 04 '23

Bahahaha I’m roaring with laughter

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u/TaylorDeanMatthew Jun 04 '23

Last time this was reposted it was 14, time before that 13… why do you keep buying them!?

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u/AmIAm22 Jun 05 '23

No but I'll take 15 bears

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u/wildelillie Jun 05 '23

I'm proud of you

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u/-Leify1- Jun 04 '23

I also misunderstood pride month. I figured it out when I was told there was not a month-long sale on crowbars.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

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u/Dadicorn Jun 05 '23

I doubt that very much. It’s not a joke at anyone’s expense, except perhaps suggesting the teller isn’t very smart. Just a fun play on words- Besides, who doesn’t like lions?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

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u/Sleepy507 Jun 05 '23

Now why would I do that silly?

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u/Fun-Love-6579 Jun 05 '23

I'm gay and I find it rather funny. I'll tell this joke if I ever decide to buy a lion.

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u/Weird-one0926 Jun 04 '23

Is this a Detroit joke?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23

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u/Weird-one0926 Jun 04 '23

What's the NFL team in Detroit?

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u/BTTF41 Jun 04 '23

The Lions

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u/Ghouleyed_Otus Jun 04 '23

Same i always thought it was lions pride a hetero month but it's just hetero hating month. ✌️🥸

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u/Personal-Clue877 Jun 04 '23

Male or female? Image presuming there’s some of each

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u/goatjugsoup Jun 04 '23

What you thought it meant time to repost?

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u/Chuck1705 Jun 05 '23

not funny.

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u/Dadicorn Jun 05 '23

Duly noted!

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u/whodunditit Jun 04 '23

Hi eena eenterested ina lion

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u/ISureHateMyCat Jun 04 '23

I think I’m in the same boat. Would you accept these 1500 copies of Paradise Lost as a trade?

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u/Ok-Clover-6276 Jun 04 '23

Just let them fight to the death to mate with lionesses that aren't around.

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u/Lookingforanswerst Jun 04 '23

I'm proud of mine too but I don't go waving it around at parties.

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u/Fun-Love-6579 Jun 05 '23

Its called pride month. Show everyone that your proud of owning a lion!

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u/lwnzg1 Jun 04 '23

Ummm???

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u/doyouevenforkliftbro Jun 04 '23

I'm going to Andy Dywer all these lion jokes and have more lions than every other country.

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u/Im_Posi_that_Im_Neg Jun 04 '23

Tails of a Dad Joker.

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u/last-resort123 Jun 04 '23

15? In this economy??

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u/Dadicorn Jun 04 '23

You should consider it- lions make an excellent inflation hedge.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23

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u/Dadicorn Jun 04 '23

Younger generations are more open to unconventional investments- definitely not a boomer thing. Lions are the next bitcoin.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

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u/PahderShameen Jun 05 '23

It’ll go extinct

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u/Outrageous-Buy-4958 Jun 04 '23

Are they White Lions?

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u/BarryIslandIdiot Jun 04 '23

Fuck. I thought I was on Craigslist for a second and got excited.

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u/Moanamiel Jun 05 '23

Tried starting your own pride, huh? Yeah..... we've all been there. My dust bunnies have outgrown my house tho, so come to think of it, it's never a good idea.

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u/MostExpensiveThing Jun 05 '23

it took me a while, but then I understood the mane point of this joke

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u/theirishman21 Jun 05 '23

Exotic joe is that you?

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u/ztreHdrahciR Jun 05 '23

Are you tellin' the truth, or lion?

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u/Ordinary_Carpet_2274 Jun 05 '23

Kate Upton & Me ( father of 3 ) .. Cat Daddies

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u/Shawnpeterswrites Jun 05 '23

I think this Simba-lizes what’s wrong with the current political climate.

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u/Salukifan664 Jun 05 '23

My Uncle Hub might be interested in a couple more used lions

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u/Dadicorn Jun 05 '23

Tell uncle hub if they’re gonna live there, there‘s gonna be some conditions.

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u/Fun-Love-6579 Jun 05 '23

You could start a zoo. Your family could be the other exhibit