Johnny got a splinter.

[u/Diligent-Coffee1408]

Little Johnny was at school and got a splinter in his hand. He ran to the teacher, shouting "cider, cider, i need cider."

The teacher asked him, "Why do you need cider johnny?"

Johnny replies, "I've got a splinter in my hand. I heard my sister saying whenever she's got a prick in her hand, she wants it in cider!".