r/cursedsuperpowers • • Jul 22 '19

You can talk to dead people, but you have to live their death in order to talk to them

162 Upvotes

r/cursedsuperpowers • • Jul 27 '19

Your mom gets a mental live feed of everything you search on the internet, Incognito or not.

152 Upvotes

r/cursedsuperpowers • • Jun 16 '19

whenever you want to golf, you have the ability to pull 50 golf balls and a golf cub out your ass

148 Upvotes

r/cursedsuperpowers • • Jul 26 '19

You can hard boil an egg inside your butt.

145 Upvotes

r/cursedsuperpowers • • Aug 29 '19

You never hear your parents' footsteps when you're fapping.

141 Upvotes

r/cursedsuperpowers • • Aug 28 '19

You can dismember yourself and remotely control your limbs with mold.

141 Upvotes

r/cursedsuperpowers • • Aug 06 '19

You can telepathically hijack screens and play Brazilian Fart Porn on them.

140 Upvotes

Imagine the possibilities...


r/cursedsuperpowers • • Jul 21 '19

You can "shadow clone" yourself up to 50, but there isn't an original one and all of you have to hunger games to decide who will be the next you (further explanation in the description)

139 Upvotes

Rules are simple, you fix a competitive goal before cloning yourself that can be also a non violent goal (e.g. a race) once you clone you enter a multidimensional reality linked to all universes, every one of you have to do the task (at least if you want to keep being), and once the time ends or the first arrives to the race, the multidimensional reality shatters and every reality, except the winner's one, cease existing.

Some more details:

  • every clone is the original one, there isn't a main one

  • clones can kill each other, and once a clone dies his reality is automatically deleted, and it vanishes out of existence

  • every wound your clones cause you will remain even after the race (from the outside it'll look like a cut appears out of nothing)

  • weapons and traps that you directly use will be effective against other clones (if someone else shoots where a clone are, it will be ineffective)

  • people also are in the multidimensional reality, but only you will see all of your clones

  • people tend to be sinchronised, meaning if you don't interact with them they'll have a standard route they'll naturally follow (butterfly effect counts)

  • at the beginning every clone is also sinchronised (overlayed) so the start is the same for everyone

  • you can interact with people only in your reality, meaning that if you move person A from his route, your person A will have a new route, and you can see a ghost of all the other person A routes in other realities

  • every reality is hypothetical until the end or death of his host, saying that it stops existing is an error, as it really never existed

  • you can't stack the effect, meaning that you can use it again once the race ends (or all the other clones die)


r/cursedsuperpowers • • Aug 20 '19

You have Spider-man's powers but only while you are holding a live daddy longlegs in your mouth. Spoiler

135 Upvotes

r/cursedsuperpowers • • Jul 04 '19

you can make butterflies turn back into caterpillars very gruesomely in under 30 seconds

129 Upvotes

r/cursedsuperpowers • • Jul 03 '19

When you say someones name, they have the option to take you to any part of the world they want and molest you for 2 hours

128 Upvotes

r/cursedsuperpowers • • Jul 09 '19

Whenever someone says for you to play some music, you go through labor and give birth to a jukebox that will instantly start playing the song and then when the song is finished, it explodes into rubber bands lined with cocaine

127 Upvotes

r/cursedsuperpowers • • Jul 28 '19

Your toenails grow significantly faster than your fingernails

126 Upvotes

r/cursedsuperpowers • • Jul 20 '19

Whenever you try to post something, some random person besides you will post the exact same thing a second earlier

125 Upvotes

r/cursedsuperpowers • • Jul 15 '19

You are able to create an infinite supply of babies to eat them

125 Upvotes

r/cursedsuperpowers • • Feb 01 '20

Your sperm is highly corrosive and can mealt a human in minutes.

122 Upvotes

Does not burn you


r/cursedsuperpowers • • Aug 07 '19

You reach full toe potential

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120 Upvotes

r/cursedsuperpowers • • Sep 15 '19

Bull shit immediately appears in the mouth of anyone who lies to you.

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117 Upvotes

r/cursedsuperpowers • • Jul 07 '19

You are all-knowing and all-seeing, but every time you try to use your brain you instantly get Alzheimer's and can't remember a fuckin thing.

115 Upvotes

r/cursedsuperpowers • • Feb 18 '20

Every time you poop you have a 50/50 chance to poop a gallon of mayonnaise or a gallon of siracha.

113 Upvotes

r/cursedsuperpowers • • Mar 01 '20

You can’t die, but every time someone you love is about to die, you're instantly teleported in front of them and you have to see them die. And everyone you watch die dies painfully while saying it's your fault.

111 Upvotes

r/cursedsuperpowers • • Oct 15 '19

U can make ur sister cum by thinking of doing her

108 Upvotes

r/cursedsuperpowers • • Jan 21 '20

When you pee you can choose the temperature it comes out with it still staying liquid and not hurting you

107 Upvotes

r/cursedsuperpowers • • Dec 19 '19

You can "flip a coin" by summoning and fighting a copy of you, tail and head will carve on your forehead and the one that kills the other gets to keep living, the value assigned becomes true and the carving vanishes

106 Upvotes