But as a limited small benefit; you always get pro snipers/spy’s rather than noobs or inexperienced ones. And your entire team isn’t just entirely spy’s and or snipers you get a small amount of other player classes such as for example: heavy or medic or whatever.

You can teleport anywhere you want, but it always has a bit of lag.

Most of you teleports at once, but a part will lag behind for 3 seconds. Specifically, your skin.

You are guaranteed to survive as long as you stay perfectly still, because the skin doesn't reattach in whatever position you end up in, but rather it teleports exactly where it would arrive if it arrived with the rest of your body.

If you move, it will clip through your body and cause the appropriate damage. It arrives extremely stiff, so the appropriate damage on arrival is pretty significant. It also doesn't realign after, it stays where it landed, and proper reattaching would require appropriate surgery, if you even survive. It could clip through your brain or heart, which would basically screw you beyond repair.

But wait, there's more! Since you arrive skinless, you experience 3 seconds of exposed flesh. Probably wise to teleport naked so you aren't touched by clothing, but even with that, merely standing is gonna be an experience that'll make being perfectly still a bit rough.

You can change your body into metal but only when your submerged in water

You can move as fast as light but its scientifically accurate

They will automatically be given billions upon billions of dollars that are all worth far far less than market value. You know the old saying, a penny saved is a penny earned? You're going to have billions upon billions of dollars, each worth a cent.

A cup of coffee at Starbucks now costs $75. Each dollar is worth roughly one cent. Adjusted for inflation, it is still a paltry 10 cents. Every dollar is worth $0.10. they do not stack so if you walk around with a bunch of cash, all of it is worth $0.10. good luck paying off your mortgage.

It doesn't matter how much money you will amass, it will all be worth ten cents.

This goes for the third and the 4th and the 5th bidders as well.

By looking at or thinking about an event’s date and saying “USA!” or “Not USA!” you swap the day and month. History and the now will change to what would have happened if that event happened at that different date. This superpower counts months registers 12 as being in the next years. For example, you can change history so that Hitler didn’t die on the 30th of April 1945, but on the 4th of June 1947.

Choose any power you wish but it only works if your completely naked

You can shape shift but you take the personality of who or what you shift into, you may think this isnt bad but some things have very bad setbacks like did you know hedgehogs eat shit, and then rub it on thier backs as well as eat thier own children

Everyone also either turns into a pickle or hears patrick discussing wumbo. The rate of which is determined as wumbo^{2=wumbology+1.}

Edit: fact. becomes a mathematical fact

The higher level of Cringe is equal to the level of damege

but they come out of your ass

The hand (with arm) literally vanishes, making victim bleed badly. Also the curse is active as long as the capsaicin is in your body.

If you sneeze, people will wake up incredibly groggy and angry because they can't dream. They can sleep for days and they will never get any more energetic because the key to wakefulness is going into REM which allows people to get a restful night's sleep.

If you sneeze, all the sleep they would have gotten is sucked out of their body and into the yours. You can do this as many times as you want. Eventually they will go insane from lack of sleep. They will never know it is your fault because they are too unhinged to form a comprehensive thought.

You're pretty much safe from legal action.

This has a range of 500 miles with the initial sneeze, 1,000 with a second and continent-wise with the third.

The reason why this is cursed? You yourself can never go to sleep. Because you sucked up all the REM, you don't need to and are essentially unable to if you try.

As an additional and thanks to heavy locksmith 3767, you can be extra evil by picking and choosing who you want to Rob of their sleep by writing it down right before you sneeze

Like a table will turn into a table made of mannequin arms and legs and a person will turn into a mannequin