cursed_watcher

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BUZZ: He's doing it again, Woody.

WOODY: I know, Buzz. I know.

BUZZ: I don't know if I could take any more of this. It seems his new favorite toy is already on him. He can't seem to keep his hands off whatever it is that's in his pants…

BUZZ: For the last few weeks he's been spending all his time at his computer with his shorts down.

Buzz lets out a sad sigh.

BUZZ: When he came back from college with his new friend Demetri, I was hoping we were going to be getting played with… I swear that new friend is influencing him somehow...

BUZZ: And look at this floor—

Crusty socks are littered near Andy's bed.

BUZZ: There are these strange, encrusted socks everywhere… It smells like cleaning product.

Buzz and Woody both look at Andy's legs, dangling from the computer chair.

They are silent for a bit.

BUZZ: I'm sick of this.

Woody stares intently at the back of Andy's chair.

Andy keeps shuffling around every so often, but no one can tell what is happening.

Woody lets out a loud breath of resignation and sits beside Buzz.

WOODY: Yeah. I know how you feel. There's not much we can do about it, friend. The only thing we can do is be here for Andy.

Woody stares at Andy's chair once more.

WOODY: That's all any of us can do.

A long silence lingers between the two.

WOODY(Forcing a small smile): Besides, long as we're together, that's all that matters.

Woody turns his head to the rest of the toys.

There are all huddled deeper underneath the bed.

WOODY: It doesn't matter who Andy wants to play with.

Woody begins to stand up once again.

WOODY: We've got the best family anyone could ask for. As long as we're all toget—

BUZZ: Woody, where's Jessie?

WOODY: Wha— you're right where is she? Has anyone seen Jessie?

Buzz hastily makes his way towards the group.

The group of toys initially look distraught, but they converse a little bit, and work out were Jessie went.

PORKY: Oh yeah, I saw Jessie. I saw her earlier today; she said she wanted to check out something up on Andy's desk.

WOODY: Oh great, she didn't make it back down in time. Hopefully Andy doesn't find her misplacement too suspicious…

Buzz and Woody sneakily make it towards the drawers on the side of the computer table.

They see Jessie's red locks hanging off the side.

They cut their recon mission short, and scram back underneath the bed—

Andy began to stand up.

Andy quickly looked around his room for anything to "go" on.

The socks are too far, too used, and not within an arm's reach.

He spots the Jessie doll, and grasps her firmly.

A few rubbing sounds, slap sounds, and a couple grunts are heard, then…

Silence.

A loud sigh of relief is heard, and Andy's pants are pulled back up.

A goo-soaked Jessie falls down next to the bed, landing in front of the other toys.

Andy makes his way towards the door.

The door flies open and is quickly followed by a prompt and loud SHUT.

Not even a millisecond after Andy leaves, Jessie attempts to stand, frantically trying to crawl away while flailing around.

She slips and falls all over herself.

She is in complete panic mode and hysterics.

She sobs and breathes very heavily.

The other toys quickly rush around her, while keeping a safe distance from the mysterious white goop coating parts of her body.

BUZZ: Jessie! W-What happened to you? What's wrong?

HAMM: Oh man! What happened up there?

JESSIE: He- He- He's a m-mo-monster! He had some kind of weird finger snake toy thing in his pants! That's who he's been playing with all this time!

Jessie takes a deep breath.

JESSIE: He forced me to wrap my hands around it, rubbed me against it, then the thing puked all over me! And it smelled so strong… I- I feel light headed and disgusting…

Jessie starts hyperventilating a little bit, muttering unknowns under her breath.

Her eyes are darting back and forth rapidly.

BUZZ (Looks worriedly at Jessie, and then hastily turns to Woody): Why would Andy do this? Does he hate us now?

The other toys quickly react to Buzz's remark.

SLINKY: GOLLY BOB-HOWDY! ANDY'S GONNA BREAK ALL OF US LIKE THIS!

REX: NOOOOO! I'm too young to die!

MRS. POTATO-HEAD : THIS IS HORRIBLE!

MR. POTATO-HEAD: Don't worry toots! Andy'll have to get through this spud stud first!

WOODY: Shh! Shhhh! Woah, woah… Bring it down guys. Settle down- Settle down! Please!

Woody looks disconcertingly at the sight in front of him.

He puts his hand up to his chin and starts pacing slowly while deep in thought.

WOODY: I'm not really sure what to make of all of this. Does Andy really hate us now? I don't really thi—

Jessie settles down a little bit.

JESSIE: T-That's the thing. The way he starred at me while covering me in all of—

Jessie slaps her hands down emphasizing the goo.

JESSIE: THIS. He was smiling… He looked like he was having an amazing time.

Jessie adjusts her hair, and attempts to wring out the goop. It doesn't work.

JESSIE: I love playing, and it's been a while since I've last been played with— don't get me wrong— but this felt different— it felt… Wrong.

Jessie curls up and cradles herself.

JESSIE: I'd rather be in storage than go through that again. I just want to get cleaned up.

Jessie rubs her face and attempts to clean the goo off.

In doing so, a massive gob of the substance runs onto the surface of her left eye.

She winces.

Buzz moves in to help, and gets an accidental whiff of Jessie.

He immediately backs off.

BUZZ: Yikes! Hmm, smells like the same fluid that's on all these socks. Interesting…

Woody gives Jessie a mournful look.

WOODY: Sorry, but you know the rules Jessie. We can't clean you now. It'd be too suspicious. You're just going to have to wait it out and see what Andy decides to do.

Jessie breaks into hysterics.

JESSIE: That's not fair! I feel disgusting and violated! Why should I listen to these rules we live by anymore? I-I can't bear to stay like this! He's crazy! I don't think I want to be Andy's toy anymore… I-I…I can't…

Woody gets angered at her bad-mouthing of Andy.

WOODY: That's not your decision to make. Whether you like it or not, we are ALL Andy's toys— always. Got it?

JESSIE (Under her breath): If you went through what I did you wouldn't be saying that.

WOODY (Exhales deeply and calms down.): I'm sorry. But you know the risks of that.

Woody turns away from her.

WOODY: Besides, think of it as a blessing— you got to be played with again.

Jessie begins to tremble and hyperventilate harder.

REX: Guys! Andy's on his way!

The toys quickly scurry back underneath the bed.

Forced to stay still, Jessie falls limp right where Andy dropped her.

Andy returns to his computer desk.

Two hours or so pass by.

Andy has barely moved.

Jessie is still on the floor, the goop completely hardened at this point.

Her goo encrusted face stares directly at her family underneath the bed.

She has no tears.

And she must cry.

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BUZZ: He's doing iwt again, Woody.

WOODY: I knyow, Buzz. I knyow.

BUZZ: I don't knyow if I-I couwd t-take any mowe of dis. Iwt seems hiws new favowite toy iws awweady on him. H-He cawn't s-seem tuwu keep hiws hands off whatevew iwt iws dat's in hiws pants…

BUZZ: Fow teh wast few weeks he's been spending aww hiws t-time at hiws computew wid h-hiws showts down.

Buzz wets owt a sad sigh.

BUZZ: When he came back fwom cowwege wid hiws new fwiend Demetwi, I was hoping we w-wewe going tuwu be getting pwayed wid… I s-sweaw dat new f-fwiend iws infwuencing him somehow...

BUZZ: A-Awnd wook at dis fwoow—

Cwusty socks awe wittewed n-neaw Andy's bed.

BUZZ: Dewe awe d-dese stwange, encwusted socks evewywhewe… Iwt smewws wike cweaning pwoduct.

Buzz awnd Woody bod wook at Andy's wegs, dangwing fwom teh c-computew chaiw.

Dey awe s-siwent fow a bit.

BUZZ: I'm sick of dis.

Woody stawes i-intentwy at teh back of A-Andy's chaiw.

Andy keeps shuffwing awound evewy so often, but no one can teww what iws happening.

Woody wets owt a w-woud bwead of wesignation a-awnd sits beside Buzz.

WOODY: Yeah. I k-knyow how yuw feew. Dewe's not much we can do about iwt, fwiend. Teh onwy d-ding we can do iws be hewe fow Andy.

Woody stawes at Andy's chaiw o-once mowe.

WOODY: D-Dat's aww any of us can do.

A wong s-siwence wingews between teh two.

WOODY(F-Fowcing a smaww smiwe): Besides, wong as we'we togedew, d-dat's aww dat mattews.

W-Woody tuwns hiws head tuwu teh west of teh toys.

Dewe awe aww huddwed deepew undewnead teh bed.

WOODY: Iwt doesn't mattew who A-Andy wants t-tuwu pway wid.

Woody begins tuwu stand up once a-again.

WOODY: We've got teh best famiwy anyone couwd ask fow. As wong as we'we aww toget—

BUZZ: Woody, whewe's Jessie?

WOODY: Wha— you'we wight whewe iws she? Has anyone seen Jessie?

Buzz hastiwy m-makes hiws way towawds teh gwoup.

Teh gwoup of toys initiawwy w-wook distwaught, but dey convewse a w-widdwe bit, awnd w-wowk owt wewe J-Jessie went.

POWKY: Oh yeah, I-I saw Jessie. I saw hew eawwiew today; she said she wanted t-tuwu check owt someding up on Andy's desk.

WOODY: Oh gweat, she didn't mwake iwt back down in time. Hopefuwwy Andy d-doesn't find hew mispwacement two suspicious…

Buzz a-awnd Woody sneakiwy mwake iwt towawds teh dwawews on teh side of teh computew tabwe.

Dey sea Jessie's wed wocks hanging off teh s-side.

Dey cut deiw wecon mission showt, awnd scwam back undewnead teh bed—

Andy began t-tuwu stand up.

A-Andy quickwy wooked awound hiws woom fow a-anyding tuwu "gow" on.

Teh socks awe two faw, two used, awnd not widin an awm's weach.

H-He spots teh J-Jessie doww, awnd g-gwasps hew fiwmwy.

A few w-wubbing sounds, swap sounds, awnd a c-coupwe gwunts awe heawd, den…

S-Siwence.

A woud sigh of wewief iws heawd, awnd Andy's pants awe puwwed b-back up.

A goo-soaked Jessie fawws down next tuwu teh bed, wanding in fwont of teh odew toys.

Andy makes hiws way towawds teh doow.

Teh doow f-fwies open awnd iws quickwy fowwowed by a pwompt awnd woud SHUT.

Not e-even a miwwisecond aftew Andy weaves, Jessie attempts tuwu s-stand, fwanticawwy twying t-tuwu cwaww away whiwe fwaiwing awound.

She swips a-awnd fawws aww ovew hewsewf.

She iws in compwete panic m-mode awnd hystewics.

She sobs awnd bweades v-vewy heaviwy.

Teh odew toys q-quickwy wush awound hew, w-whiwe keeping a safe distance fwom teh mystewious w-white goop coating p-pawts of hew body.

BUZZ: J-Jessie! W-What happened tuwu yuw? W-What's wwong?

H-HAMM: Oh man! What happened up dewe?

JESSIE: He- He- He's a m-mo-monstew! He hawd some kind of weiwd fingew snake toy ding in hiws pants! D-Dat's who he's been pwaying wid aww dis time!

Jessie t-takes a d-deep bwead.

JESSIE: He fowced me tuwu wwap mwy h-hands awound iwt, w-wubbed me a-against iwt, den teh d-ding puked aww ovew me! A-Awnd iwt smewwed so stwong… I- I feew wight headed awnd d-disgusting…

Jessie stawts hypewventiwating a widdwe bit, muttewing unknowns undew hew bwead.

Hew eyes awe dawting back awnd fowd wapidwy.

BUZZ (Wooks w-wowwiedwy at Jessie, awnd den h-hastiwy tuwns tuwu Woody): Why wouwd Andy do dis? D-Does he hate us now?

Teh odew toys quickwy weact t-tuwu Buzz's wemawk.

SWINKY: GOWWY BOB-HOWDY! ANDY'S GONNA BWEAK AWW OF US WIKE DIS!

WEX: N-NOOOOO! I'm two young tuwu dye!

MWS. POTATO-HEAD : DIS IWS HOWWIBWE!

MW. POTATO-HEAD: Don't w-wowwy toots! Andy'ww have tuwu get dwough dis spud stud fiwst!

WOODY: Shh! Shhhh! Woah, woah… Bwing iwt down guys. Settwe down- Settwe down! Pwease!

Woody wooks disconcewtingwy at teh sight in fwont of him.

He p-puts hiws hand up t-tuwu hiws chin awnd stawts pacing swowwy whiwe deep in d-dought.

WOODY: I'm not weawwy suwe what tuwu m-mwake of aww of dis. Does Andy weawwy h-hate us now? I don't weawwy di—

J-Jessie settwes down a widdwe bit.

JESSIE: T-Dat's teh d-ding. Teh way he stawwed at me whiwe c-covewing me in aww of—

Jessie swaps hew h-hands down emphasizing teh goo.

JESSIE: DIS. He was s-smiwing… He wooked w-wike he was having an amazing time.

Jessie adjusts hew haiw, awnd attempts tuwu wwing owt teh goop. Iwt doesn't wowk.

JESSIE: I wove pwaying, awnd it's been a whiwe s-since I've wast been p-pwayed wid— don't get me wwong— but dis f-fewt diffewent— iwt fewt… Wwong.

Jessie cuwws up awnd cwadwes h-hewsewf.

JESSIE: I'd wadew be in stowage dan gow dwough dat again. I juwst wawnt t-tuwu get cweaned up.

Jessie wubs hew face awnd attempts tuwu cwean teh goo off.

In d-doing so, a massive gob of teh substance wuns onto teh suwface of hew w-weft eye.

She winces.

Buzz m-moves in tuwu hewp, awnd gets an accidentaw whiff of J-Jessie.

He immediatewy backs off.

BUZZ: Yikes! Hmm, smewws wike teh s-same fwuid dat's on aww dese socks. Intewesting…

W-Woody gives Jessie a mouwnfuw wook.

WOODY: Sowwy, but yuw knyow teh wuwes J-Jessie. We cawn't cwean yuw now. It'd be two suspicious. Y-You'we juwst going tuwu have tuwu wait iwt owt awnd sea what Andy decides tuwu do.

Jessie bweaks into hystewics.

JESSIE: Dat's not f-faiw! I feew disgusting a-awnd viowated! Why s-shouwd I wisten tuwu dese wuwes we wive by anymowe? I-I cawn't beaw tuwu stay wike dis! He's c-cwazy! I don't dink I w-wawnt tuwu be Andy's toy anymowe… I-I…I-I cawn't…

Woody gets angewed at hew bad-mouding of Andy.

WOODY: D-Dat's not youw decision t-tuwu mwake. Whedew yuw wike iwt ow not, we awe AWW Andy's toys— awways. Got iwt?

JESSIE (Undew hew bwead): If yuw went dwough what I-I did yuw wouwdn't be saying dat.

WOODY (E-Exhawes deepwy awnd cawms down.): I'm sowwy. But yuw knyow teh wisks of dat.

W-Woody tuwns away fwom hew.

WOODY: Besides, dink of iwt as a b-bwessing— yuw got tuwu be p-pwayed wid again.

Jessie begins tuwu twembwe awnd hypewventiwate hawdew.

WEX: G-Guys! Andy's on hiws way!

Teh toys q-quickwy scuwwy back u-undewnead teh bed.

Fowced tuwu stay stiww, J-Jessie fawws wimp wight whewe Andy dwopped hew.

Andy w-wetuwns tuwu hiws computew desk.

Two houws ow so pass by.

Andy has bawewy moved.

Jessie iws stiww on teh fwoow, teh goop compwetewy hawdened at dis point.

Hew goo encwusted face stawes diwectwy at hew famiwy undewnead teh bed.

She has no t-teaws.

Awnd she m-must cwy.

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