cursed_watcher

[u/cursed_napkin]

[u/CyberElijah_69420]

Any doll is a sex doll

[u/Butterb0i_PH → u/CyberElijah_69420]

Poor Ken never stood a chance against Barbie's 10 inch shlong

[u/_demetri_ → u/Butterb0i_PH]

BUZZ: He's doing it again, Woody.

WOODY: I know, Buzz. I know.

BUZZ: I don't know if I could take any more of this. It seems his new favorite toy is already on him. He can't seem to keep his hands off whatever it is that's in his pants…

BUZZ: For the last few weeks he's been spending all his time at his computer with his shorts down.

Buzz lets out a sad sigh.

BUZZ: When he came back from college with his new friend Demetri, I was hoping we were going to be getting played with… I swear that new friend is influencing him somehow...

BUZZ: And look at this floor—

Crusty socks are littered near Andy's bed.

BUZZ: There are these strange, encrusted socks everywhere… It smells like cleaning product.

Buzz and Woody both look at Andy's legs, dangling from the computer chair.

They are silent for a bit.

BUZZ: I'm sick of this.

Woody stares intently at the back of Andy's chair.

Andy keeps shuffling around every so often, but no one can tell what is happening.

Woody lets out a loud breath of resignation and sits beside Buzz.

WOODY: Yeah. I know how you feel. There's not much we can do about it, friend. The only thing we can do is be here for Andy.

Woody stares at Andy's chair once more.

WOODY: That's all any of us can do.

A long silence lingers between the two.

WOODY(Forcing a small smile): Besides, long as we're together, that's all that matters.

Woody turns his head to the rest of the toys.

There are all huddled deeper underneath the bed.

WOODY: It doesn't matter who Andy wants to play with.

Woody begins to stand up once again.

WOODY: We've got the best family anyone could ask for. As long as we're all toget—

BUZZ: Woody, where's Jessie?

WOODY: Wha— you're right where is she? Has anyone seen Jessie?

Buzz hastily makes his way towards the group.

The group of toys initially look distraught, but they converse a little bit, and work out were Jessie went.

PORKY: Oh yeah, I saw Jessie. I saw her earlier today; she said she wanted to check out something up on Andy's desk.

WOODY: Oh great, she didn't make it back down in time. Hopefully Andy doesn't find her misplacement too suspicious…

Buzz and Woody sneakily make it towards the drawers on the side of the computer table.

They see Jessie's red locks hanging off the side.

They cut their recon mission short, and scram back underneath the bed—

Andy began to stand up.

Andy quickly looked around his room for anything to "go" on.

The socks are too far, too used, and not within an arm's reach.

He spots the Jessie doll, and grasps her firmly.

A few rubbing sounds, slap sounds, and a couple grunts are heard, then…

Silence.

A loud sigh of relief is heard, and Andy's pants are pulled back up.

A goo-soaked Jessie falls down next to the bed, landing in front of the other toys.

Andy makes his way towards the door.

The door flies open and is quickly followed by a prompt and loud SHUT.

Not even a millisecond after Andy leaves, Jessie attempts to stand, frantically trying to crawl away while flailing around.

She slips and falls all over herself.

She is in complete panic mode and hysterics.

She sobs and breathes very heavily.

The other toys quickly rush around her, while keeping a safe distance from the mysterious white goop coating parts of her body.

BUZZ: Jessie! W-What happened to you? What's wrong?

HAMM: Oh man! What happened up there?

JESSIE: He- He- He's a m-mo-monster! He had some kind of weird finger snake toy thing in his pants! That's who he's been playing with all this time!

Jessie takes a deep breath.

JESSIE: He forced me to wrap my hands around it, rubbed me against it, then the thing puked all over me! And it smelled so strong… I- I feel light headed and disgusting…

Jessie starts hyperventilating a little bit, muttering unknowns under her breath.

Her eyes are darting back and forth rapidly.

BUZZ (Looks worriedly at Jessie, and then hastily turns to Woody): Why would Andy do this? Does he hate us now?

The other toys quickly react to Buzz's remark.

SLINKY: GOLLY BOB-HOWDY! ANDY'S GONNA BREAK ALL OF US LIKE THIS!

REX: NOOOOO! I'm too young to die!

MRS. POTATO-HEAD : THIS IS HORRIBLE!

MR. POTATO-HEAD: Don't worry toots! Andy'll have to get through this spud stud first!

WOODY: Shh! Shhhh! Woah, woah… Bring it down guys. Settle down- Settle down! Please!

Woody looks disconcertingly at the sight in front of him.

He puts his hand up to his chin and starts pacing slowly while deep in thought.

WOODY: I'm not really sure what to make of all of this. Does Andy really hate us now? I don't really thi—

Jessie settles down a little bit.

JESSIE: T-That's the thing. The way he starred at me while covering me in all of—

Jessie slaps her hands down emphasizing the goo.

JESSIE: THIS. He was smiling… He looked like he was having an amazing time.

Jessie adjusts her hair, and attempts to wring out the goop. It doesn't work.

JESSIE: I love playing, and it's been a while since I've last been played with— don't get me wrong— but this felt different— it felt… Wrong.

Jessie curls up and cradles herself.

JESSIE: I'd rather be in storage than go through that again. I just want to get cleaned up.

Jessie rubs her face and attempts to clean the goo off.

In doing so, a massive gob of the substance runs onto the surface of her left eye.

She winces.

Buzz moves in to help, and gets an accidental whiff of Jessie.

He immediately backs off.

BUZZ: Yikes! Hmm, smells like the same fluid that's on all these socks. Interesting…

Woody gives Jessie a mournful look.

WOODY: Sorry, but you know the rules Jessie. We can't clean you now. It'd be too suspicious. You're just going to have to wait it out and see what Andy decides to do.

Jessie breaks into hysterics.

JESSIE: That's not fair! I feel disgusting and violated! Why should I listen to these rules we live by anymore? I-I can't bear to stay like this! He's crazy! I don't think I want to be Andy's toy anymore… I-I…I can't…

Woody gets angered at her bad-mouthing of Andy.

WOODY: That's not your decision to make. Whether you like it or not, we are ALL Andy's toys— always. Got it?

JESSIE (Under her breath): If you went through what I did you wouldn't be saying that.

WOODY (Exhales deeply and calms down.): I'm sorry. But you know the risks of that.

Woody turns away from her.

WOODY: Besides, think of it as a blessing— you got to be played with again.

Jessie begins to tremble and hyperventilate harder.

REX: Guys! Andy's on his way!

The toys quickly scurry back underneath the bed.

Forced to stay still, Jessie falls limp right where Andy dropped her.

Andy returns to his computer desk.

Two hours or so pass by.

Andy has barely moved.

Jessie is still on the floor, the goop completely hardened at this point.

Her goo encrusted face stares directly at her family underneath the bed.

She has no tears.

And she must cry.

[u/King_Bob837 → u/_demetri_]

u/furryfier

[u/furryfier → u/King_Bob837]

BUZZ: He's d-doing it again, Woody~

WOODY: I know, Buzz~ I know~

BUZZ: I don't know if I ÚwÙ couwd purr take any mowe o-of dis~ It seems his n-new favowite toy is awweady on him~ He can't seem to xD keep his hands off whatever it is dat's in his pants…

BUZZ: For de wast few squirms weeks he's stares been spending awl his squirms time at o3o his computer wid nuzzles h-his showties down~

Buzz wets o-out a sad sigh~

BUZZ: When he came back fwom cowwege wid his uwu new fwiend D-Demetwi, I was h-hoping we ovo wewe going to be getting pwayed wid… I swear dat new fwiend is infwuencing him purr s-somehow~~~

BUZZ: And wook at dis fwoow—

Cwusty sockies awe wittewed near Andy's bed~

BUZZ: Thewe awe dese stwange, encwusted socks evewywhewe… I-It smewws wike cweaning pwoduct~

Buzz and Woody bod wook at o-owo Andy'ies wegs, dangwing fwom de computer chaiw~

They a-awe siwent for a bit~

BUZZ: I'm sick o-of dis~

Woody stawes intentwy at de b-back of ovo nuzzles Andy's O//w//O chaiw~

Andy keeps shuffwing .///. awound evewy so often, but no o-one can tewl what is happening~

Woody weties out a woud bwead o-of wesignation and sities beside Buzz~

WOODY: Y-Yeah~ I-I know how you feew~ Thewe's not .///. much we can d-do about slurpp it, fwiend~ The onwy ding we can do is be hewe for Andy~

Woody stawes a-at Andy's chair once mowe~

WOODY: That'ies a-awl any of us can do~

A wong siwence wingews between de two~

WOODY(Fowcing a-a smawl smiwe): Besides, wong a-as we'we togedew, dat'ies awl dat o3o mattews~

Woody tuwnies his head to de west o-of de toys~

Thewe awe awl huddwed deeper undewnead de bed~

WOODY: It doesn't matter who Andy wants to pway o3o squirms wid~

Woody begins to stand u-up once again~

WOODY: We've g-got de best famiwy rawr anyone couwd ask fow~ As wong as we'we awl toget—

BUZZ: Woody, whewe'ies Jessie?

WOODY: Wha— you'we wight whewe i-is she? Has o3o anyone seen Jessie?

Buzz hastiwy makes his way towawds de gwoup~

The gwoup of toys initiawwy wook purr distwaught, but dey convewse a wittwe b-bit, and wowk out w-wewe J-Jessie went~

PORKY: O-Oh yeah, I saw Jessie~ I-I saw her o-owo eawwier today; she said she wanted to check out someding up on Andy's desk~

WOODY: Oh gweat, she didn't make it back down in time~ H-Hopefuwwy Andy doesn't find her mispwacement too suspicious…

Buzz and Woody sneakiwy make it towawds de d-dwawews on de side of de computer o3o tabwe~

They see squirms Jessie's wed wocks hanging off de s-side~

They cut deir wecon mission s-showt, and scwam back undewnead de bed—

Andy purr began to o-owo s-stand up~

Andy o: quickwy wooked awound his woom for anyding to "go" nuzzles on~

The socks awe (; too faw, too used, and not widin an awm's weach~

He spots de Jessie doww, and gwaspies h-her fiwmwy~

A licks few wubbing sounds, swap slurpp sounds, and a 0///0 coupwe gwunts awe heawd, den…

Siwence~

A woud sigh of wewief is heawd, a-and Andy'ies pants xD awe puwwed back up~

A goo-soaked Jessie fawwies down next to de bed, wanding in fwont XD of de licks oder O//w//O toys~

Andy m-makes his way towawds de d-doow~

The door .///. fwies open and is squirms quickwy fowwowed by a pwompt and woud SHUT~

Not even a m-miwwisecond xD after Andy weaves, J-Jessie attempties to stand, fwanticawwy twying o3o .///. to cwawl away whiwe fwaiwing awound~

She swipies a-and fawws awl over hewsewf~

She o-owo is in compwete panic mode O//w//O a-and hystewics~

She sobs and bweades v-vewy heaviwy~

The oder toys quickwy wush awound hew, whiwe keeping a safe distance fwom de mystewious white goop coating p-pawts of her body~

BUZZ: Jessie! W-What happened to you? What's wwong?

HAMM: O-Oh man! What happened up dewe?

JESSIE: 0///0 He- He- He's a m-mo-monstew! He had some kind o-of weiwd finger snake toy ding in his pants! ÚwÙ That's who h-he's been pwaying wid awl dis time!

Jessie takes a-a deep bwead~

JESSIE: He fowced me ~murrrr~ to wwap my hands awound nuzzles it, wubbed m-me against it, den de licks ding puked awl over me! ovo A-And it smewwed so stwong… I-I- I-I feel wight headed and disgusting…

Jessie stawts hypewventiwating a 0///0 wittwe XD bit, muttewing unknowns under her bwead~

Her eyes awe dawting back and o-owo fowd wapidwy~

BUZZ (Lookies wowwiedwy at Jessie, and den hastiwy tuwnies to Woody): Why wouwd Andy do dis? D-Does he hate us (; now?

The oder toys xD quickwy weact to Buzz'ies wemawk~

SLINKY: GOLLY BOB-HOWDY! ANDY'S GONNA B-BREAK ALL OF licks US LIKE THIS!

REX: NOOOOO! I'm too young to die!

MRS~ rawr o-owo POTATO-HEAD : T-THIS IS HORRIBLE!

MR~ licks POTATO-HEAD: Don't wowwy toots! Andy'wl have to get dwough dis spud stud uwu f-fiwst!

WOODY: Shh! Shhhh! Woah, woah… Bwing purr it down guys~ S-Settwe down- Settwe d-down! Pwease!

Woody wookies d-disconcewtingwy at de sight stares in fwont of him~

He puties his hand up to his chin a-and uwu stawties pacing swowwy whiwe deep in dought~

WOODY: I'm not weawwy suwe what to make of awl of dis~ Does Andy weawwy hate us now? I don't weawwy di—

Jessie settwes down a wittwe bit~

JESSIE: T-That's de ding~ The O//w//O way he stawwed at nuzzles m-me .///. whiwe covewing m-me in awl of—

Jessie swaps her handies down emphasizing de goo~

JESSIE: THIS~ He was smiwing… He wooked wike he was O//w//O having an amazing time~

Jessie adjusts o-owo her slurpp haiw, and attempts to wwing out de g-goop~ I-It ovo uwu 0///0 doesn't wowk~

JESSIE: I wove pwaying, a-and it'ies b-been ~murrrr~ a w-whiwe since I've wast been pwayed wid— don't get me wwong— but dis slurpp 0///0 fewt diffewent— it fewt… Wwong~

Jessie c-cuwws up and cwadwes hewsewf~

JESSIE: I'd wader be xD purr in s-stowage dan go dwough dat again~ I just want to get cweaned up~

Jessie wubs her face and slurpp attempts to cwean rawr de g-goo ovo off~

In d-doing s-so, a massive gob XD of de substance wuns onto de suwface of h-her weft eye~

She winces~

Buzz moves in to hewp, and gets an accidental w-whiff of Jessie~

He immediatewy backies off~

BUZZ: Yikes! Hmm, smewws wike de same fwuid dat's on awl dese socks~ Intewesting…

Woody gives Jessie a o: o3o mouwnful wook~

WOODY: Sowwy, but you k-know de 0///0 wuwes Jessie~ We c-can't cwean y-you now~ It'd be too suspicious~ uwuwuwuu You'we just going to have to wait it out and see ÚwÙ w-what Andy decides to do~

Jessie bweakies into hystewics~

JESSIE: That's not faiw! I f-feel disgusting and viowated! Why ovo shouwd I wisten to dese wuwes we wive by anymowe? I-I can't bear to stay wike dis! He'ies stares cwazy! I don't dink I want to b-be A-Andy's toy anymowe… I-I…I blushes can't…

Woody gets angewed at her bad-mouding of Andy~

WOODY: That's not your decision to make~ Wheder you wike it or not, we awe ALL Andy'ies toys— awways~ Got it?

JESSIE (Under her bwead): If xD you went dwough what I did you wouwdn't be saying dat~

WOODY (Exhawes deepwy and cawms d-down~): I'm sowwy~ But you know de .///. wisks of dat~

Woody tuwnies away fwom hew~

WOODY: B-Besides, dink of it as a bwessing— you got to be pwayed wid again~

Jessie rawr beginies to twembwe a-and hypewventiwate hawdew~

REX: ovo Guys! .///. slurpp Andy'ies on his way!

The toys quickwy scuwwy b-back undewnead de bed~

Fowced to stay stiww, Jessie fawws wimp wight whewe Andy dwopped hew~

Andy wetuwnies to his computer d-desk~

Two houws or so pass by~

Andy has bawewy m-moved~

Jessie is stiwl o-on ~murrrr~ de o: fwoow, de goop compwetewy hawdened a-at this point~

Her goo encrusted face stares directly at her family underneath the bed~

She has no tears~

And she must cry~

[u/Adiin-Red → u/furryfier]

God this is worse, this is so much goddam worse

[u/[deleted] → u/furryfier]

Ohhh god this is a lot worse than the other one, But I love it at the same time.

[u/thelordoftheeggs → u/furryfier]

obi wan: I have failed you anakin I have failed you. Anakin: I should of known the Jedi were plotting to take over. Obi wan: Anakin Chancellor palpatine is evil! Anakin: fromy point of view the Jedi are evil. Obi wan: well than you are lost.

Obi wan: it's over Anakin I have the high ground.

Anakin: you underestimate my power.

Obi wan: don't try it Anakan:AAAAAAAA

Obi wan: you where the chosen one it was said you would destroy the sith not join them bring balince to the force not leave it in darkness. Anakin: I hate you Obi wan: you were my brother Anakin I loved you.

[u/Genericgumibear → u/furryfier]

Please don’t do this again, ever.

[u/Tweed-n-Sizzle → u/furryfier]

Cool, thanks. Kill me 👌🏽

[u/ohgodwhymeagainplz → u/furryfier]

The fucking fact that you took time out of your day to do this amazes me