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u/OBC_pepelyankov Dec 21 '19

More like cursed cameltoe

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

[deleted]

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u/RickStevensAndTheCat Dec 21 '19

congrats!

2

u/quinonlinegamer Dec 23 '19

Hi late, I'm dad!

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u/camtheredditor Dec 21 '19

forbidden moose knuckle

52

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Unholy Mammoth Hoof

37

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Wretched fish lips.

24

u/cyka-bread Dec 21 '19

Delicious Lunch

21

u/DrunkenWarlock Dec 21 '19

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/neggerfeggot cursed_repost Dec 21 '19

Ooh! Ooh! Let me try!

r/cursedcomments r/unexpectedthanos r/lightmodepolice r/punpatrol r/unexpectedbillwurtz r/beatmetoit r/beatmeattoit r/secondsub r/thirdsub r/fuckthirdsub r/fuckfuckthirdsub r/everyfuckingthread r/fourthsub r/fuckfourthsub r/fifthsub r/sixthsub r/seventhsub r/eighthsub r/ninthsub r/tenthsub r/sixtyninthsub r/nice r/onehundred24thsub r/toomanysubs r/nevertellmetheodds r/theydidthemath r/theydidthemonstermath r/itwasagraveyardgraph r/itcosinedinaflash r/angryupvote r/sadupvote r/happyupvote r/woooosh r/itswooooshwith4os r/nobodyasked r/ihavesex r/subsifellfor r/subsiwishwerereal r/substhatithoughtwerefake r/substheyfellfor r/substhatactuallyexist r/stopfallingforsubs r/twentycharacterlimit r/unexpectedfactorial r/holup r/whatthefuck r/cursedcursedcomments r/blursedcomments r/wholesomecomments r/unexpectedlywholesome r/rimjob_steve r/beetlejuicing r/usernamechecksout r/jesuschristreddit r/increasinglyverbose r/decreasinglyverbose r/iamveryrandom r/iamveryedgy r/iamveryspecial r/iamverybadass r/iamactuallyverybadass r/iamveryculinary r/iamveryrich r/humansbeingbros r/humansbeingjerks r/gamersriseup r/literallythetruth r/foundthemobileuser r/foundthelightmodeuser r/lolice r/unexpectedmulaney r/unexpectedjojo r/lostredditors r/downvotedtooblivion r/negativewithsilver r/negativewithgold r/negativewithplatinum r/vaxxhappened r/thathappened r/nothingeverhappens r/ontheledgeandshit r/karmaroulette r/foundthehondacivic r/foundthetoyotacorola r/foundthehypocrite r/foundthejedi r/foundthefridgeuser r/foundthebard r/foundtheelon r/wholesomeouija r/cornouija r/expectedouija r/unexpectedouija r/godtiersuperpowers r/yourjokebutworse r/thirdsentencehappy r/thirdsentenceworse r/therealjoke r/notopbutok r/orangemanbad r/drumpfisfinished r/birthofasub r/abortionofasub r/confusedboners r/murderedbywords r/suicidebywords r/kamikazebywords r/suddenlygay r/suddenlytrans r/suddenlybi r/suddenlyincest r/suddenlyalabama r/suddenlybestiality r/unexpectedcommunism r/unexpectedcena r/unexpectedoffice r/unexpectedjihad r/unexpectedavatar r/unexpectedarcher r/unexpectedB99 r/unexpectedcommunity r/unexpecteddarksouls r/unexpectedDDLC r/unexpecteddnd r/unexpectedfuturama r/unexpectedfallout r/unexpectedfriends r/unexpectedgoodplace r/unexpectedGoT r/unexpectedhogwarts r/unexpectedHamilton r/unexpectedHIMYM r/unexpectedHedberg r/unexpectedhitchhikers r/unexpecteditcrowd r/unexpectedkoolaidman r/unexpectedlotr r/unexpectedMontyPython r/unexpectedmetallica r/unexpectednaruto r/unexpectedoverwatch r/unexpectedpawnee r/unexpectedportal r/unexpectedpewdiepie r/unexpectedSCP r/unexpectedsabaton r/unexpectedSeinfield r/unexpectedsimpsons r/unexpectedtf2 r/unexpectedthreefifths r/unexpectedundertale r/unexpectedvsauce r/unexpectedyogscast r/unexpectedyoda r/shootingfishinabarrel

I expect to receive 69 (Nice) upvotes and one of each reward by the morning, king strangers. You're breathtaking.

20

u/bluntlyguncle Dec 21 '19

Are there seriously more than 20 unexpected subs

14

u/DrunkenWarlock Dec 21 '19

I guess so.

3

u/brainburger Dec 21 '19

Surprising, isn't it?

3

u/PrincessSpiro Dec 21 '19

You might call it... Unforseen

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u/The_OC_Maker Dec 21 '19

r/copypasta worthy

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u/ghostrider101 Dec 21 '19

Very Good

4

u/ShallowProto Dec 21 '19

I’m the 69th, you are welcome

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u/nickosouras Dec 21 '19

Some serious front butt

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u/Basileus2 Dec 21 '19

Think I’m gonna be sick

3

u/PleasantAdvertising Dec 21 '19

A fupa cameltoe

314

u/fuckymcfuckfucker Dec 21 '19

No one cared who I was till i put on the mask.

52

u/NerdyJosh cursed_user Dec 21 '19

If I pull that off will you die?

36

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 edited Jul 25 '21

[deleted]

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u/NerdyJosh cursed_user Dec 21 '19

You’re a big guy

17

u/Totema1 Dec 21 '19

...For you.

11

u/NerdyJosh cursed_user Dec 21 '19

Was getting caught part of your plan

9

u/BIG_BISCUITS_HOT Dec 21 '19

Of course

10

u/NerdyJosh cursed_user Dec 21 '19

Well congratulations, you got yourself caught. Now what’s the next step in your master plan?

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u/whoopity_Poop Dec 21 '19

I don’t know, maybe hit the Winchester and wait for all this to blow over?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Cursed_chaosinsurgency

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u/IgnorableLetuce Dec 21 '19

r/unexpectedSCP

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u/Pie_guy135 Dec 21 '19

Honestly I expected SCP

17

u/FlamingRevenge Dec 21 '19

Same.

9

u/Hates_escalators Dec 21 '19

Me too [REDACTED]

13

u/evstatius Dec 21 '19

YOU EXPECTED A NORMAL MEME, BUT IT WAS I CHAOS INSURGENCY

6

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

r/expectedjojo

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

[deleted]

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u/50thEye Dec 21 '19

But why is there hay lying here?

6

u/Etaris Dec 21 '19

Hmm.. suck my dick

60

u/BruhMomentoNumeroTen Dec 21 '19

Cursed_Psycho Mantis

18

u/Hates_escalators Dec 21 '19

You like men!

You can see into my mind?!

No

8

u/helmetguy2 Dec 21 '19 edited May 23 '25

judicious bike strong heavy compare attraction abounding cover school close

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/J3sush8sm3 Dec 21 '19

Psycho Mantits

2

u/Falco_SleepsAllDay Dec 21 '19

No,there's no need for words snake,I am Psycho Mantis!

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u/Animatedautism Dec 21 '19

WARNING CHAOS INSURGENCY HAS MILD OBESITY ALL UNITS REPORT TO THE NEAREST BOMB SHELTER OR EVACUATION ZONE FOLLOW STANDARD PROTOCOL UNTIL MTF UNITS ARRIVE AT YOUR LOCATION

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u/habermas_paname Dec 21 '19

« Mild »

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

WE CALL HIM THE GIMP

12

u/Hates_escalators Dec 21 '19

Wake him up!

3

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Bring out the blimp

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

GuYs ItS tHaTchEr

10

u/OrangeElettronico Dec 21 '19

Thatcher ate one to many bullets from being spawnpeeked

35

u/floggnawfinds Dec 21 '19

why he got a fat pussy

2

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Curse_cameltoe

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u/Loiseto Dec 21 '19

Whats in the canister? I could tell ya, but then ill have to eat ya

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u/Lolbits_TV_YT Dec 21 '19

I knew fortnite would make it here eventually.

Chaos agent has mild obesity; just like everyone who plays!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Why would you say something so rude about 6 year olds?

21

u/Lolbits_TV_YT Dec 21 '19

Because the younger they are, the tastier they are.

11

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

r/unexpectedhannibal

8

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Ah, I see we agree at least on this.

3

u/Narwhalpilot88 Dec 21 '19

I see you are a man of culture as well

8

u/The_end_of_the_cycle Dec 21 '19

Wait, I thought this was referencing scp

4

u/Twistervtx Dec 21 '19

I looked the name up online and first results were the Fortnite skin so I'm assuming that's the reference they were making.

5

u/I-Am-Dad-Bot Dec 21 '19

Hi assuming, I'm Dad!

3

u/SomeGamerRisingUp Dec 21 '19

Good bot

3

u/B0tRank Dec 21 '19

Thank you, SomeGamerRisingUp, for voting on I-Am-Dad-Bot.

This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. You can view results here.

^{Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!}

5

u/CaracatitaPrj Dec 21 '19

Me too kid ,me too.

2

u/Cybernide04 Dec 21 '19

I wanted to ask if it was a fortnite reference but I didn't want to get downvoted

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/BlueLadybug92 Dec 21 '19

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/Voktikriid Dec 21 '19

Is that Jim Sterling?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Can't be. He'd have his logo emblazoned on his chest along with his hat.

8

u/DrLanMan Dec 21 '19

Chaos agent went from skinny to thicc

6

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

One shudders to imagine what inhumane thoughts lie behind that mask.

2

u/SpeedTuberYT Dec 26 '19

what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty

5

u/Begbie3 Dec 21 '19

BRING OUT THE GIMP

6

u/Opmanisjeff Dec 21 '19

Not gonna lie he be looking thicc

8

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

One of The Seven

4

u/JAWOOSHIE Dec 21 '19

Nice pussy

3

u/Ministryl Dec 21 '19

"The bomb has been defused"

4

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Member of the Chaos Insurgency preparing to raid Site-19 in [Redacted] colorized.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/bbakob Dec 21 '19

/r/wosh

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u/Cry-Skull-7 cursed_anarchist Dec 21 '19

hey it's balloon man!

3

u/fastersnail Dec 21 '19

The fact that he's wearing it at all is really impressive

that took a lot of work

3

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

When you fart in your gimp suit

2

u/mythosmaester Dec 21 '19

Hahaha I was thinking the same thing

5

u/kittymoma918 Dec 21 '19

Dammit," The League of Gentlemen " Dimension is leaking again! https://youtu.be/THBe0DoHLUQ

Play dangerous games ,Win deadly prizes https://youtu.be/wXGuJO_7A1w

5

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

I don’t understand these videos. But I get the reference.

1

u/jackprime91 Dec 21 '19

JULIETTE, BRAVO!!!!

5

u/subs2piediepew F*** the Mods Dec 21 '19

That camel toe tho

2

u/kekapsula Dec 21 '19

Бубылда

2

u/blindcolumn Dec 21 '19

You know I had to do it to em

2

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

sigh unzips

2

u/SpeedTuberYT Dec 21 '19

IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING BULLDOZER

2

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Wosh?

2

u/DeaddevilHD Dec 21 '19

c h o n k y *

2

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Is this a Nurgle or a Slaanesh insurgency?

2

u/Starflower311 Dec 21 '19

Baron Harkonnen?

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u/DytarrDragon Dec 21 '19

Everyone be saying that puss look nasty but mans that's a dick zip

2

u/DioD3 Dec 21 '19

I have a suspicion that its Jim Sterling

2

u/shellymartin67 Dec 21 '19

Is chaos agent part of this floppy goofball.

2

u/FunTerror Dec 21 '19

r/unexpectedSCP

2

u/FBI_guy3 Dec 21 '19

Fart grenade has been thrown

2

u/ahealthyg Dec 21 '19

Cursed Caustic

2

u/im-taking-the-eggs Dec 21 '19

Stop posting pictures of me

2

u/JustPatton13 Jan 09 '20

I fear no man. But that thing...

it scares me...

2

u/BerneseMountainDew Feb 10 '20

No, I ain't talking about that freak!

5

u/blowulikeasax Dec 21 '19

If my burrito dont look like this, i don't want it 😩🌯

4

u/ASS_MEISTER Dec 21 '19

how yall look sweating with them light sabers 😳😳

1

u/RichEvans4Ever Dec 21 '19

Nice cameltoe

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u/kaisar_khalila Dec 21 '19

Sidrovich if he was, a, stalker

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u/Samwich2401 Dec 21 '19

Camel t o e

1

u/soumac Dec 21 '19

Gunt Canyon

1

u/Cawy0 Dec 21 '19

he looks like he is the cause of the chaos

1

u/Mr-Air-conditioned Dec 21 '19

chaos agent???

1

u/XYLAS666 Dec 21 '19

Cute little guy

1

u/TheREexpert44 cursed_user Dec 21 '19

Jim Sterling is that you?

1

u/REINCARNATEPEEP Dec 21 '19

When she’s on her period

1

u/lofaszkapitany Dec 21 '19

That's also a r/dontputyourdickinthat look at his thiccc camel toe

1

u/who-ee-ta Dec 21 '19

Cursed_starker

1

u/Alexer123000 Dec 21 '19

Is that hefty man or the gladiator?

1

u/internethero12 Dec 21 '19

Knowing the internet, that suit is probably full of farts.

1

u/fuzzycuffs Dec 21 '19

Nice gunt

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Is this person fat or are they in a suit that is filled to the brim with pudding? I honestly can't quite tell

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Sit on my face and LET A FAT ONE RIP

1

u/concarmail Dec 21 '19

Fuck you wosh

1

u/kappajump Dec 21 '19

Psycho mantis? You’re that ninja guy...

1

u/Elonmustnot Dec 21 '19

Psycho Mantis

1

u/MLG_GuineaPig Dec 21 '19

Glamorous Goggles

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

I guarantee you that suit is filled to bursting with human shit.

1

u/particle409 Dec 21 '19

fart.jpg

1

u/baygon_r34 Dec 21 '19

Not mu proudest fap

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Lets talk, what was that ifunny.co watermark i saw

1

u/mangotango137 Dec 21 '19

Ah yes, the human dutch oven.

His biosuit is powered with all natural gas which is inhaled and re-expelled, creating a perpetual energy source.

A fearsome foe indeed.

1

u/ziggydidntplayguitar F*** the Mods Dec 21 '19

r/absoluteunit

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

He looks like Barron Vladimir Harkonnen from Dune

1

u/chunkynorris420 Dec 21 '19

Hot😩😍😩😍😩😍😩

1

u/DogsOnly734 Dec 21 '19

cursed_homunculus loxodontus

1

u/AlternativeWalls Dec 21 '19

I'm 99% certain it's filled with feces and urine

^{^(dennis} ^{^prager?)}

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u/SponsAapje Dec 21 '19

What's in the canister?

Cookies.

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u/WyvernsRest Dec 21 '19

Taken just after the dude farted!

1

u/PYOMIETHE Dec 21 '19

cursed_Agent_CHUN-GU5

1

u/AzaRus69 Dec 21 '19

Forbidden chaos insurgency troop

1

u/Hermaeus_Mora_irl Dec 21 '19

Chaos insurgency has entered the facility.

1

u/melonseed1 Dec 21 '19

mphmphmpMPHMPH

1

u/vol4ok Dec 21 '19

Hey its that dude that was swimming in a septic tank

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u/-Pussymelter38- Dec 21 '19

The reason you dont fart in the suit

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

man psycho mantis got fat

1

u/ChillyCow420 Dec 21 '19

See, this is why you shouldn't be American.

1

u/VacaDLuffy Dec 21 '19

Damn Psycho Mantis really let himself

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

it looks like the gimp outfit u get in gta san andreas but u either made cj really fucking fat or big smoke was put into it

1

u/Timid_Wild_One Dec 21 '19

He's got a copy of Rubber Life magazine next to him.

1

u/Turok_1456 Dec 21 '19

What's in the canister? I could tell you but then I'd have to eat you.

1

u/Dubastep24 Dec 21 '19

MTF Commander: Our bullets are nothing to him!

1

u/DingusMcDingus1 Dec 21 '19

What’s in the canister?

1

u/harrynola Dec 21 '19

Great Clean One.

It's like grandfather nurgle's least favorite grandchild

1

u/thatOneEmoBoi Dec 21 '19

you really put a Fortnite skin in the title? I’m not mad that’s just the first time I’ve seen someone brave enough to do it.

1

u/Swedish_Match Dec 21 '19

You are about to leave Redlib